🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Garth said:
Gotta get out ahead of the a-lawgz. Can't give the kiwi's the satisfaction of revealing the information and being correct (although this has been the assumption here for months now. But Ralph will cobble together a perceived "win" wherever he can)
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notice he confirmed the exact timeline with the dc weekend rather than just saying they are now split or leaving the time of it vague, were psychologically breaking ethan ralph into being our bitch,
 
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WM3227 said:
My insane schizo theory is that he wanted his chat to believe that he was still with Faith so when he hooked up with May in Arizona his chat would be amazed what an utter Chad he was with TWO girlfriends. And besides, if he could have pulled it of, making it look like the break up was because because he slept with another woman still maintains his ralphamale persona.
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You just have to look at Ralph, his entire life and his appearance and his habits, and you just have to think... women are fucking weird.
 
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Hamsteroid said:
>Ralph tries to get his hooves on Alice
>Alice says she despises cheaters
>Ralph announces he is single
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Like an autistic kid who gets rejected by the big tiddy goth qt at school because she only dates goth guys, then comes in the next day wearing torn black jeans, a black jacket, eyeliner, and listening to The Cure.

i-it definitely wasn't me...
 
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Garth said:
Gotta get out ahead of the a-lawgz. Can't give the kiwi's the satisfaction of revealing the information and being correct (although this has been the assumption here for months now. But Ralph will cobble together a perceived "win" wherever he can)
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I was wondering if it was a combination of this, plus getting more a-lawwwgs to reveal themself on Twitter. We don't get to have a super-secret info dump, and he gets to block more detractors to prevent them from following his shit.
 
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GO GO GO GO GO GO GO said:
member when Null said that after the revenge porn it would not be worth it to make a Ralph section because it was all downhill from there?
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Still not worth it, the gunt should rot in this gigantic unnavigable abomination of a thread, that's about a quintillionth the size of his gunt.
 
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Is Faith going to abort the Retort junior taking adventage of Californian laws?
Let's find out!
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kosher bath salts said:
Is Faith going to abort the Retort junior taking adventage of Californian laws?
Let's find out!
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Nothing can destroy my internal schitzopost about how this whole thing was engineered as the height of cuck humiliation fetish for her old/current BF who hates Ralph.
 
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