🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Love Machine]

the post nuclear groyper family, the gunted semen donor locked back into chastity after pregnancy and sending in lemons desperately before the cops and or dlive come for his hoard greatly reduced already by tens of thousands bleeding money like a stuck pig from what i hear, the brood-mare unwashed hag childbride, and the non ralphacel adult who actually has to make it work


maybe they reach out at the height of the career and they have ammo to expose you as a clout chasing snake if you back out when they accept your offer in desperation? iirc ralph might have said something like "oh i have dms saying you wanted on before" that happened to be from that more viewership era

They couldnt get a better semen donor? I know poor fools in this thread that would jump all over faifai there. Bunch of degenerates.

 

[SargonF00t]

Are we really 100% sure about that?

I hope for Faith's sake that it isn't Ralph's baby.

I wonder how much counting the days, Ralph has been doing?

 

[Kenobi]

Faith come home, faith come home

 

[Disheveled Human]

I hope for Faith's sake that it isn't Ralph's baby.

I wonder how much counting the days, Ralph has been doing?

The best case scenario is the baby looks brown.

 

[AnOminous]

It must be strange for some of faith's family. Its the equivalent of the family cat disappearing for a few days then coming back pregnant. Like fucking they were seeing each other for a mere few weeks and ralph impregnated the girl. Not they arent even together. Truly this is what Nick Fuentes is fighting for.

This is apparently how the white race survives. By a bunch of wignats raping children and then refusing to pay child support. Like, I dunno, isn't this how niggers do it?

 

[instythot]

What about Cornelius?

Gonzalo or Bryan would set him off too. She's a California Gurl, she might see the advantage her child will have fitting in with Gonzalo

 

[SargonF00t]

They couldnt get a better semen donor? I know poor fools in this thread that would jump all over faifai there. Bunch of degenerates.

Here's a better semen donor.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

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Straight from the pigs mouth

Confirming what we already knew. So how much did it take to buy her silence? $50K in the bank so he has pennies to spare.

Can burgers enlighten us foreign plebeians on how your child support system works?

 

[Pizdec]

Like, I dunno, isn't this how niggers do it?

Yes. Mexicans, too. The only difference is that Ralph hasn't actually grown a brain and hid his funds offshore before DCS tries to collect it.

 

[Beavis]

Plz send all your lemons. Child support isn’t cheap.

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

If we don't see any baby pictures by the time the pregnancy is due or if the gunt stops talking about fai entirely over time i will confidently assume Josh jr is black

 

[Disheveled Human]

Here's a better semen donor.

Obligatory Post.

Edit: After watching it Cartman got semen from a guy named Ralph in an ally which was coincidental.

 

[MaskedHussar11]

This is apparently how the white race survives. By a bunch of wignats raping children and then refusing to pay child support. Like, I dunno, isn't this how niggers do it?

"No you black pilled jew! W-we can still do it! Muh Whuite race can still be saved! Come on now, j-just look at all these fine whuite specimens here today! I-it can still be done..."

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

wow, so much has happened since I stopped keeping up. I feel bad for Faith, she basically got her life ruined by Gunt and is carrying his ugly baby, even worse is the fact that Gunt broke up with her, and assuming no abortion, the kid will grow up fatherless and raised by a very troubled young woman.

I can totally see Ralph being extremely against an abortion despite knowing how much financial and legal trouble will come from Faith having his child, simply because he knows an abortion will legitimize the "abort the retort" meme. He would rather bring a child into the world without providing for them than have random people on twitter meme on him for the rest of his career. Talk about priorities...

Edit: Also imagine bringing a child into the world whose conception you publicly leaked to the internet.

 

[A Logging Company]

It's sort of amazing to think a whole person exists because of internet drama and autism. Very strange to think we, the collective spergs who follow the post-IBS scene, had something of a hand in the baby's existence, since a lot of Ralph's motives that lead to him impregnating Fai was to own the alawgz.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I can totally see Ralph being extremely against an abortion despite knowing how much financial and legal trouble will come from Faith having his child, simply because he knows an abortion will legitimize the "abort the retort" meme. He would rather bring a child into the world without providing for them than have random people on twitter meme on him for the rest of his career. Talk about priorities...

Well at very least we can take comfort in the fact that he's been aborted from every relationship he's ever had.

 

[High Tea]

Ralph never tells the entire truth and the Vickers family will probably stay mostly quiet about any possible legal proceedings.

No way. They all love the spotlight way to much. And how will the charity grift continue?

Looks like the Ralph lineage is cursed with absentee fatherhood

That's why this entire situation is so stupid. Ralph grew up this way. He should know what this does to a person. You saw how baby crazy she was (see Storyfire fast food video). Best case scenario? The kid thinks you hate them solely because you aren't with them, and doesn't get a bunch of other ideas put in their head. Probably will love it's grandpa more than it's dad.

I don't get how Faith seems so happy about having a baby on the way, when it is Ralph's baby.

Didn't she learn a damn thing about genetics at school?

I don't know how she's so excited to be a young single mother. It's sad. I feel terrible for all the trauma that kid will go through, the questioning of why their dad doesn't love them enough to be with his mom, having to go cross country and have visits more than likely in hotels since people he cares about he seems to have stay with him in hotels, the kids making fun of them for not having a dad, etc. Probably thinks this is her ticket onto Teen Mom since she wants celebrity.

 

[A Logging Company]

bro, the most alpha chad move a man can make is have a baby you don't even have to take care of. that's like all the alpha chad redpill of spreading your huwite genetic legacy, with none of the beta simp bluepill of cucking to a woman and paying for diapers.

(this will be his word-for-word response)

"Yeah I impregnated a bitch, what of it? I'd love to see that loser pedophile Joshua Conner Moon pull that off, if he could even get his non-functioning dick working for some third world skank in whatever Eastern European shithole he is living in now, crying about it on the Karen Farms."

 

[Niggernerd]

That's why this entire situation is so stupid. Ralph grew up this way. He should know what this does to a person. You saw how baby crazy she was (see Storyfire fast food video). Best case scenario? The kid thinks you hate them solely because you aren't with them, and doesn't get a bunch of other ideas put in their head. Probably will love it's grandpa more than it's dad.

Emphasis on the SHOULD
He should know it but Ralph is a fart huffing egotist who thinks himself a hulking adonis and the greatest streamer alive

 

[Pizdec]

"Yeah I impregnated a bitch, what of it? I'd love to see that loser pedophile Joshua Conner Moon pull that off, if he could even get his non-functioning dick working for some third world skank in whatever Eastern European shithole he is living in now, crying about it on the Karen Farms."

At least Josh could fuck a girl, instead of laying there like the sac of shit Ethan is.