🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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2020Suicide said:
How does this get worse for Ralph? What does he possibly have left? Everytime he IRL streams he makes an ass out of himself, by his remaining fans own recollections he just got cucked 3 times in the arizona trip. He is now a major target for ip2, and he has nothing to live for
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The baby is born black
 
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The Last Stand said:
Ralph is NOT having a good year. Poor kid.
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And the best part is it's literally of his own making. How hard is it to be an alcoholic vapid insipid pile of lard belching about dumb shit on a podcast and collect lemons from a gullible and equally vapid audience without going down hill in degeneracy like a Rockstar - but without the "-star" part?
 
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Niggernerd said:
The sad part is Reethan can't even keep a mentally fucked woman at his side. Him having a normal relationship is a fleeting dream that has faded completely
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youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
lol i knew this song reminded me about ethan sitting in his cuck corner for a reason

Doctor Placebo said:
What about Jess?
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lmfao theres so many people ralph has pissed off, alienated, or who hold him within such sheer contempt that almost any name might trace back to someone either intentionally or unintentionally. i dont like this but for some reason think it might be named bryan if a boy and sarah if a girl.

Never Scored said:
Can someone please explain the cucked three times in Arizona thing? This thread moves so fast it's hard to keep up with what the fuck is going on.
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faith made it clear they werent together recently along with himself, alice got BAKED by based alaska after faith cock blocked him with alice and him having to keep up the faith gf larp, and pantsu ditched him and seems to hold him in contempt
 
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Rend Me Asunder said:
What are the chances she doesn't keep the kid and this is Yahoowa's punishment for making fun of Sargon's kid dying
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Man don't even joke about Yahoowa's powers. My insides are currently rotting with pestilence just for following Null on twitter.

It would just be too good.
My personal win would be if the kid came out blacker than Bibble, or if it came out with unkept hair and tomato red. A Bibble or Dax baby would just make my little goblin Christmas.
 
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