🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Malaika said:
I don't have kids, so I can't really speak to this. But I don't see why the Vicker family is taking her back after she spent half a year trying to humiliate them in favor of her boyfriend and got herself knocked up with his kid just to twist the knife to her parents. They'll be footing the bill for this little kid that was bred pretty much purely to spite them.
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Don't either, but parents love their kids. They'll put up with a lot of crap just to keep them close. Especially mothers, and by how anguished she was, they are probably just glad to get her back even if she treated them like crap
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I can understand taking her back in (with serious stipulations like she has to go be a full time wage slave as soon as the baby is out of her), if only because she's with child and the Vickerses seem like traditionalist types who want to do whatever to keep their grandbabby fetus from being miscarried or aborted. I think the key is that their belief system doesn't allow them to see children as objects of spite. Which is a nice thing, despite how cucked it also is.

But publicly backing her and co-engaging with the Twitter shenanigans is pure idiocy.
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She's going to end up just working in the coin store. A job, but not really a job because she can't get fired and can act however she wants. The parents will raise the kid, probably like another child. She will bear no responsibility. She got the baby she had baby madness for, she got to fuck an e-celeb and got that clout and fame, she got attention which she obviously wanted (see all the neighbors raping her and suicide threats), massive amounts of time and money were spent on her and will be in the future when she felt 'neglected' because she was the oldest child and had to help out and she's made her parents pay for it figuratively and literally. This is a total win for her and a loss for humanity.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
She owns you for eighteen years motherfucker.
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actually maybe even more she implied hes already on the hook for financial cuckoldry! what a day we dont even need to track his lemons anymore.
Mr. Skeltal said:
from what I've heard the exchange rate for lemons to USD is pretty low.
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a lemon is effectively .009 dollars or 9\10ths of a penny when just cashing it out, if youre spending it on dlive its actually more akin to .006 of a penny or about half of a penny since they take a cut your end and the content creator's cashed out end unless they also spend it on dlive then it keep reduces to comically low amounts
 
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MeltyTW said:
actually maybe even more she implied hes already on the hook for financial cuckoldry! what a day we dont even need to track his lemons anymore.
a lemon is effectively .009 dollars or 9\10ths of a penny when just cashing it out, if youre spending it on dlive its actually more akin to .006 of a penny or about half of a penny since they take a cut your end and the content creator's cashed out end unless they also spend it on dlive then it keep reduces to comically low amounts
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Will we get a 2nd saga of Ralph in prison, only this time for failure to pay child support?
 
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thismanlies said:
I remember when I was younger I’d watch Maury Povich with my grandmother. Every time they had a paternity test episode (which was all they did when they weren’t hooking cheating spouses and teenage whores up to lie detector machines) they’d have some crying woman blubbering about how difficult it is to be a single mother and how they thought one of the seven guys she fucked might be the daddy. Then they’d bring the suspected father out to the jeers of screaming fat skanks and read the paternity test results.

I would pay money to see Ralph and Faith go on that show. The audience would bum rush the stage and kick the shit out of him once they found out he dumped his pregnant girlfriend to hang out with a troon after he leaked her sex tape to the Internet because he wanted to prove a point to a meth addict.
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"Ummmm I jus wanna say to da babby daddeh. You ain't shit, an no body curr about yo lil' losah racis yootoob show."
 
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Malaika said:
I don't have kids, so I can't really speak to this. But I don't see why the Vicker family is taking her back after she spent half a year trying to humiliate them in favor of her boyfriend and got herself knocked up with his kid just to twist the knife to her parents. They'll be footing the bill for this little kid that was bred pretty much purely to spite them.
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Cause most parents love their kids. Kids, especially teenagers, rebel and do stupid shit. A family that put damaged pride above nurturing their daughter (who is still at least 5 years away from having a fully developed brain) shouldn't have had kids in the first place.
 
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