Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[waffle]

I suspect that Riley is well connected with or liked by Dick's remaining high value patrons, who all seem to be degenerate discord furries from the few murmurs about it you can find. If Riley does a good job of keeping those people on board Dax is still set. Furries are notorious for spending huge amounts of money on hobby stuff, so I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of the money really comes from a relatively small number of mega-patrons. That mint bitch is a furry artist, right?

Dax is only motivated by money, sex, and drugs - furries tend to throw around all of the above around in spades. If Riley keeps him anchored into that group he'll stay around forever. It doesn't need to be some intricate conspiracy. Dick will alienate all his other fans and "friends" if he thinks he's found a better wagon to hitch to, he's shockingly open about being that kind of dirt bag.

 

[AnOminous]

Doesn't crack Patreon top 50. Isn't ranked on iTunes. Isn't ranked on Podbay. Doesn't come up in the 50 or so podcasts listed when you google comedy podcasts. Show has no wikipedia entry. Host has no wikipedia entry. Not one news story about show under Google news in the last two years besides a Wired story about Destiny. Claims to be e-celebrity. Ok guy. Whatever you say.

He's basically a faggot at this point. He isn't even an e-celeb. Just an angry faggot. A lolcow. Much like Maddox.

 

[waffle]

He's basically a faggot at this point. He isn't even an e-celeb. Just an angry faggot. A lolcow. Much like Maddox.

Maddox is at least a has-been. Dick was - at the most generous, a flash in the pan.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

One of the things that always gave me doubts about dick in the back of my mind even when I was a fan was how it seemed like most of news babes were very short term and, a lot were visibly irritated by the time they ended their one and only appearance. He was obviously just using it as a way to bang dumb broads, and I'd guess he pulled it off less than half the time lol.

Let alone how many of them look utterly horrified at the content of the show or the callers. I'm surprised Layc lasted as long as she did.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I don't understand what Karl thinks it adds to the show. Maybe his wife prefers him to fuck someone else.

I mean, can you blame her?

It’s ok Karl, you were born with that face.

 

[Sped Xing]

Let alone how many of them look utterly horrified at the content of the show or the callers. I'm surprised Layc lasted as long as she did.

Layc was the Judas goat.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Layc was the Judas goat.

Did she get diddled and I missed it?

Edit: I looked up what Judas goat was. Oh Layc noooooo

 

[Derpy]

I can’t wait for Tampa... Between Dick and Ethan Ralph, it will be a shitshow. I am wondering if that dumpster fire crew of IRL streamers that hang out with Baked Alaska will be there.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Layc was the Judas goat.

Yep. She used to take friends to a couple road rages and it did not go well. It was talked about in one of the episodes she was a guest on.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I can’t wait for Tampa... Between Dick and Ethan Ralph, it will be a shitshow. I am wondering if that dumpster fire crew of IRL streamers that hang out with Baked Alaska will be there.

Personally, I can't wait until Ethan takes a segment of the shows time to talk about Null and his dick.

 

[Kenobi]

May is a man, Ralph is now gay.

May is a troon man and Ralph is having sex with a tranny.

If that isn't winning, I don't know what is.

How does it feel being able to do what Maddax was and humilate Godwinson and the big dawg?

Personally, I can't wait until Ethan takes a segment of the shows time to talk about Null and his dick.

You have to wonder if Dick is gonna play autist matchmaker again now that Faith is gone. Is he gonna host another one of his almost epstein style parties for ecelebs? Is he gonna find him another 18-21 year old runaway at Tampa?

 

[TheSimpShow]

How does it feel being able to do what Maddax was and humilate Godwinson and the big dawg?

All I did was ask them if they wanted to do the parody album, I wanted the guy to pitch it to them directly, but this was a way better outcome.

I was expecting maybe a random teaclips style promo saga from PPP and godwinson maybe reading out the script on a rant video after this guy slid into their DM's

If I just told them what was happening and shared the DM's it never would have gotten the traction it did, this was way more successful that I could have ever dreamed of, the soundcloud alone is rabbit hole you'll never ever reach the bottom of.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

He's basically a faggot at this point. He isn't even an e-celeb. Just an angry faggot. A lolcow. Much like Maddox.

Meddle not with lolcows, lest ye become one. For one you stare into the cringe, the cringe stares back at you.


AKA no gay ops.

I can’t wait for Tampa... Between Dick and Ethan Ralph, it will be a shitshow. I am wondering if that dumpster fire crew of IRL streamers that hang out with Baked Alaska will be there.

TDS/IP2 crossover? Oh boy, now the show can have quality content again. Really looking forward to seeing Dax and Sean's reaction to getting stream sniped by someone with bear mace.

 

[Kenobi]

All I did was ask them if they wanted to do the parody album, I wanted the guy to pitch it to them directly, but this was a way better outcome.

I was expecting maybe a random teaclips style promo saga from PPP and godwinson maybe reading out the script on a rant video after this guy slid into their DM's

If I just told them what was happening and shared the DM's it never would have gotten the traction it did, this was way more successful that I could have ever dreamed of, the soundcloud alone is rabbit hole you'll never ever reach the bottom of.

No it was fucking hillarious im not complaining about what you did. What im saying is that you defated the dynamic duo without even trying. It deserves a . Dax couldnt even do that with everything he had. I still wonder who the fuck is Frank? Who is flagman and oc?

For people who wonder what we are talking about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzukYc_Lx8&t=1928s

 

[TheSimpShow]

No it was fucking hillarious im not complaining about what you did. What im saying is that you defated the dynamic duo without even trying. It deserves a . Dax couldnt even do that with everything he had. I still wonder who the fuck is Frank? Who is flagman and oc?

For people who wonder what we are talking about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZzukYc_Lx8&t=1928s

Oh no I mean I knew this was going to be something new, some new content, the situation is developing so I won't spoil how the season shakes out just yet.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

I mean, can you blame her?
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It’s ok Karl, you were born with that face.

Shit, he looks like the kind of person who would say "exactchee."

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Shit, he looks like the kind of person who would say "exactchee."

I personally like the guy’s shows, he seems nice, and he clearly has fun with his little radio-esque formats. However, he is the definition of ‘a face for radio’.

 

[Sped Xing]

It's the way he's cozied up with Dax, and slowly altered his show to be more like (the worst parts of) TDS that worry me.

Karl even plays Cripple Jesus voicemails almost every week. Though, to be fair, Karl plays every voicemail he gets. For serious.

Listen to the WATP review of TDS. Vinny hated it, and said Dax was a stupid asshole. Vinny is smart. Vinny winny, people's champ.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

It's the way he's cozied up with Dax, and slowly altered his show to be more like (the worst parts of) TDS that worry me.

Karl even plays Cripple Jesus voicemails almost every week. Though, to be fair, Karl plays every voicemail he gets. For serious.

Listen to the WATP review of TDS. Vinny hated it, and said Dax was a stupid asshole. Vinny is smart. Vinny winny, people's champ.

WATP has lost a bit of charm, though the Stuttering John, Opie, and especially Patrick Michael stuff is fun in an oldschool radio beef way. Patrick Michael, he’s something magical. Too much political shows, though. I liked it better when it was just some weirdos or dumbasses they found.
Really, it’s a show made by the guest.
The Creep Off, however, just keeps getting better with the consequences and the hosts getting the hang of it more. It’s actually more like BPITU with Vinny as Dick and Karl as Maddox, the straight man and the ‘retard’ respectively. Vinny does his research, puts on a production, and Karl just wings it with some dude he found the night before. It’s a fun dichotomy, and I really enjoy it.

 

[Sped Xing]

Yeah, Creep Off is going good. WATP is still good when it's Krowzjure or Aaandy or some other drinking buddy, but most of the "gets" suck. A surprising number of the "gets" have threads, come to think.

Patrick Michael is a pearl beyond price. Florida is terrifying.

BTW, Hi, Karl. I remember you referenced this thread a while back when I said you were going to make digibro your reviews girl.