🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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MeltyTW said:
actually maybe even more she implied hes already on the hook for financial cuckoldry! what a day we dont even need to track his lemons anymore.
a lemon is effectively .009 dollars or 9\10ths of a penny when just cashing it out, if youre spending it on dlive its actually more akin to .006 of a penny or about half of a penny since they take a cut your end and the content creator's cashed out end unless they also spend it on dlive then it keep reduces to comically low amounts
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I broke out my TI-84 and did some fast and loose math.
Assuming the exchange rate from British Pound Sterling to United States Dollar is £1.00=$1.34 then the figure Godwinson mentioned (£102,627.00) equals $137,520.18.
Assuming that the exchange rate for USD to dLive Lemon is 1 lemon = $0.009 then the Gunt would need to amass 15,280,020 lemons to break even.
Assuming for the 1 lemon = $0.006 rate then Ralph would need 22,920,030 lemons to break even from the Gunt Runt Saga. Either way, that is significantly more than Ralph's paypigs can provide him, especially with his drinking habit.
 
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Holy fuck I rescind all critism of Faith and the Vickers I hope they have an amazing Christmas that is way too funny I hope Vickers shitposts the IRL streams because that would be fucking amazing. If you actually believe that Faith was donating to Ralph about having words with him over fucking Pantsu, it was probably not out of jealousy and the fact that their child would have a pedophile as a step mother.

Also, to all of those that feel sad that Josh jr will grow up without a father, the kid has 4 fucking uncles that he will live in close proximity to. What is better? A dad who acts womanly or 4 uncles that are there literally whenever you need them and a grandad with a gun licence? This kid isn't going to be deprived of masculine role models.
 
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Heres another old post I saved. I think @Burger Fox made this one.
But we did it guys. Us Vickers boys had the last laugh
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Eighteen. Eighteen guaranteed years of harvest. That's just insane to think about, long after we're all dead in the civil war and this site is just a memory. Ethan will still be seething about this while giving 90% of his lemons away to Fayfay and big dawg vickers.
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How many trips to jail for failure to pay child support?
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Eighteen. Eighteen guaranteed years of harvest. That's just insane to think about, long after we're all dead in the civil war and this site is just a memory. Ethan will still be seething about this while giving 90% of his lemons away to Fayfay and big dawg vickers.
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Post apocalyptic Reeethan has to travel across war torn America to deliver a camper of lemons to Faith. RV1488, the final journey
 
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MeltyTW said:
actually maybe even more she implied hes already on the hook for financial cuckoldry! what a day we dont even need to track his lemons anymore.
a lemon is effectively .009 dollars or 9\10ths of a penny when just cashing it out, if youre spending it on dlive its actually more akin to .006 of a penny or about half of a penny since they take a cut your end and the content creator's cashed out end unless they also spend it on dlive then it keep reduces to comically low amounts
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Fuck eh? I guess I've been doing his lemon to USD math wrong, thinking they were worth 0.012 USD. Honestly shocked to find out I've been highballing it if it's like 0.009 USD.
 
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
Faith is half retarded from the meth, I'm sure of it now. Just look at this tweet about the hostage video. I don't even know what she's saying in the second clause. Also, whoever is tweeting at her is doing so as "RadRoberts". :story:
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Has anyone asked her if that dLive account was hers or not?
 
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If the Vickers didn't take him to court for any of the other crap, they won't for child support. They'll be happy with as little contact as possible. They look like have the resources for another kid.

Even if they wanted to, how would they prove income? He's probably putting as much money as he can through the LLC, so that's business profits - not personal income. And he gets money in a variety of erratic ways - merch, donations, etc. No idea how they would pin him down on expected income, let alone how much to pay her.
 
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
Faith is half retarded from the meth, I'm sure of it now. Just look at this tweet about the hostage video. I don't even know what she's saying in the second clause. Also, whoever is tweeting at her is doing so as "RadRoberts". :story:
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Goddamn Fai Fai, how clueless are you? Did Ethan cover you with a sheet and you just never moved or something?
 
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TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo said:
How long before Ralph lapses on child support and Faith drops the revenge porn hammer? 2020 has been the year of cope and seethe from Ethan Ralph. Will 2021 be the year of dilate?
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If she didn't by now, don't think it's happening. He's made a fool of her, parading other girls around. Must be cool with whatever he does.
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Faith is half retarded from the meth, I'm sure of it now. Just look at this tweet about the hostage video. I don't even know what she's saying in the second clause. Also, whoever is tweeting at her is doing so as "RadRoberts". :story:
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She's either heavily medicated or still wanted the views. Why else would that not be the first thing you took down if you were really broken up? It's creepy. And why would someone ask her to take it down?
 
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