🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Man, I for one really thought that the relationship with the long distance mentally unstable teenage girl waa going to work out. Guess we just keep taking Ls here at the Farms...

Also Dingo and his fellow ilk, your savior of the white race is going to allow his pure Aryan baby to be funded by welfare in nanny state Commiefornia being overseen by its BLM loving mom. WINNING
 
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Vickers teasing (I assume) that they will be trickling info out slowly this month.
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A Humble Ewok said:
It's sort of amazing to think a whole person exists because of internet drama and autism. Very strange to think we, the collective spergs who follow the post-IBS scene, had something of a hand in the baby's existence, since a lot of Ralph's motives that lead to him impregnating Fai was to own the alawgz.
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She should name the baby Christopher Christian or Christine in honor of the man woman who inspired KF and brought all this about.
 
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Good to see Faith's dad hasn't learned his lesson about how to deal with the Internet and thinks being as every bit of a fat obnoxious prick as Ralph is the way to go. No wonder why Faith cuts herself and seeks out deadbeats to birth retard babies with, it's an abstract form of getting back at him after dealing with his shit for 18 fucking years.

You really gotta admire the parallels. The showmanship personality, the habit of writing pissy exposes when someone upsets you, calling everything a Win despite taking constant Ls, being fat and wasting money on stupid shit. The works.
 
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High Tea said:
If the person gets taken to court for non-payment. I know a few women who deal with deadbeat dads, and they made the decision that even with erratic payments, at least they get money, whereas if the guy is in jail, they for sure get nothing.

Plus then you have to deal with telling your kid that as a mom, you put their dad in jail.
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this would mostly be punitive anyway though. im sure mr vickers and faith would probably prefer him be miserable than get a pittance of lemons.

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Good to see Faith's dad hasn't learned his lesson about how to deal with the Internet and thinks being as every bit of a fat obnoxious prick as Ralph is the way to go. No wonder why Faith cuts herself and seeks out deadbeats to birth retard babies with, it's an abstract form of getting back at him after dealing with his shit for 18 fucking years.
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youre missing the bigger picture, refusing to give us a gunt nuke and trying to dripfeed again when we all know faith will do something or gunt will do something stupid to disrupt the feed again.
 
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Ohh this is going to end up being a great Christmas, full of surprises, and there's still RR Tampa in a couple of weeks, I'm gonna guess that by that point Ralph will be back on pills and booze full time if the Vickers family starts alogging him on Twitter.

Thought I would update my avatar since Faith is now gone but the picture I tried to use with Pantsu did not work because of how far apart they are, anyway here it is, all of Ralph's relationships:

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Null said:
Good to see Faith's dad hasn't learned his lesson about how to deal with the Internet and thinks being as every bit of a fat obnoxious prick as Ralph is the way to go. No wonder why Faith cuts herself and seeks out deadbeats to birth retard babies with, it's an abstract form of getting back at him after dealing with his shit for 18 fucking years.

You really gotta admire the parallels. The showmanship personality, the habit of writing pissy exposes when someone upsets you, calling everything a Win despite taking constant Ls, being fat and wasting money on stupid shit. The works.
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Don't ruin this for us, we need our Christmas nectar.
 
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FakeNewsAnchor said:
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Pretty much confirmation that she will start shit talking Ralph as soon as she is no longer pregnant. Probably afraid that the stress of Ralph's retaliation would hurt the fetus.

It's now just a matter of time til she starts dropping some hot goss.
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her relationship with ralph is described in terms like she went to fucking war or was kidnapped by terrorists

edit no doubt it was that tier just wanted to kick ethans ego on the curb and tear down his delusions of being a gunted Casanova
 
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gloriousreaderED said:
18 years of child support is really gonna cut into the pills, booze, and food fund
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He'll probably just claim them as business expenses, 'people expect him to act like this'
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Pretty much confirmation that she will start shit talking Ralph as soon as she is no longer pregnant. Probably afraid that the stress of Ralph's retaliation would hurt the fetus.

It's now just a matter of time til she starts dropping some hot goss.
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Because telegraphing that you are going to drop stuff plus your father implying he's going to drop stuff isn't going to cause any retaliation.
 
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