Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[PonPonPataPon]

On twitter, we have:
-kev's take on people who have OCD and or ADHD
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- celebrating today his first year on becoming an amhole member, i mean a "beautiful woman" and coping about this in the same time
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I feel like I find myself mentioning this way too often but this is the very definition of "21st century parody world," you just can't believe that someone would actually be like "uhhh yeah I think about molesting children a lot but it's just my OCD you ableist" and not just be making fun of people who try to excuse any bizarre, obscene or downright criminal behavior with their many disabilities or minority status or whatever.

This is just about the PEAK of this type of shit that you can find just out there on the "open surface" of the internet like this.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

On twitter, we have:
-kev's take on people who have OCD and or ADHD
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I feel like I find myself mentioning this way too often but this is the very definition of "21st century parody world," you just can't believe that someone would actually be like "uhhh yeah I think about molesting children a lot but it's just my OCD you ableist" and not just be making fun of people who try to excuse any bizarre, obscene or downright criminal behavior with their many disabilities or minority status or whatever.

Thanks to Stapphy 'it's totally OCD that makes me fantasize about my dad molesting me, also that one time I lowkey groomed a bunch of kids I was just channeling the ghost of Michael Jackson' Cianfriglia's thread I unfortunately DO know that there's supposed to be some sort of variant of OCD called pOCD where the person has an obsessive phobia that maybe they're actually a pedophile, HOWEVER...

This sounds like a honeypot of a twitter thread if I've ever seen one. And HUGE RED FLAG on the guy who was like 'oh phew is THAT why I wanna diddle kids', holy fuck.

 

[horsegirl666]

Sure, thinking you're a pedo is a legit OCD symptom, people with ocd can have obsessive thoughts but that means like a mother suffering from ocd thinking that since she is looking at her child's bare ass when she's changing a diaper that makes her a pedophile, and not perverted men shitting on diapers afraid that one day they will give in to their sickfuckery

 

[Logical Fallacies]

On twitter, we have:
-kev's take on people who have OCD and or ADHD
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- celebrating today his first year on becoming an amhole member, i mean a "beautiful woman" and coping about this in the same time
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1. Intelligence is a spectrum, too, with troons at the low end of it.

2. How would he know if getting a vagina is a calming experience? He doesn't have one. He AM HOLE.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Thanks to Stapphy 'it's totally OCD that makes me fantasize about my dad molesting me, also that one time I lowkey groomed a bunch of kids I was just channeling the ghost of Michael Jackson' Cianfriglia's thread I unfortunately DO know that there's supposed to be some sort of variant of OCD called pOCD where the person has an obsessive phobia that maybe they're actually a pedophile, HOWEVER...

This sounds like a honeypot of a twitter thread if I've ever seen one. And HUGE RED FLAG on the guy who was like 'oh phew is THAT why I wanna diddle kids', holy fuck.

That's the issue, how instantly a bunch of other weirdos pops up to basically go "oh, ok, so me having these fantasies is a result of my neurodiversity" and some kind of a process of rationalization and normalization of that behavior looks to be underway in their heads.

Which, again, puts the original tweet into perspective and makes me think that was the point all along even if it isn't explicitly stated.

But, sure, I might just be schizoposting at that point.

 

[stupid frog]

happy birthday to the am hole

 

[lfaw]

happy birthday to the am hole

here's to another year of nerves waking up

there are now 29 days remaining for kevin to get fucked in his amhole like he promised, since i don't think whatever wedge did counts.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

In the same chunk of screencaps where Bonnie is being depressed, he also says he's doing a lot of driving, so he'll be doing a lot of the recycling pick-up methinks.

Long stretches of time, all to his lonely self, time to think about his life, the choices he did and did not make... with a loaded handgun on his hip... hell, he might even find a perfect target in his close vicinity, right?

- celebrating today his first year on becoming an amhole member, i mean a "beautiful woman" and coping about this in the same time

Yeah, sure as fuck he wasn't high as a kite, drugged out of his mind on painkillers. Or cooming at the validation of his fetishes of troonsforming into a "gurl".

 

[Spunt]

happy birthday to the am hole

Has anyone else noticed that ever since Kev got his Am Hole the entire planet has been beset by plague?

 

[Neko GF]

Kev-Kev on the concept of talent:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1334191877554282496 (Archive)

A man who is observably less mentally developed than an 8-year-old, has displayed zero useful or unique skills, is too lazy to do basic chores or practice basic hygiene, and has severe porn and toy collection addictions tries to lecture others about the concept of self-discipline.

 

[s0mbra]

Kevin copes when he realizes he has 0 natural talent and that literal children are more talented than him.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Kev-Kev on the concept of talent:
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A man who is observably less mentally developed than an 8-year-old, has displayed zero useful or unique skills, is too lazy do to basic chores or practice basic hygiene, and has severe porn and toy collection addictions tries to lecture others about the concept of self-discipline.

There's like 180 people that necessarily cosigned that. 180 talentless hacks without a single creative or productive bone in their bodies.

Actually, they do produce a lot of entertainment.

 

[William Shatner]

Kev-Kev on the concept of talent:
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A man who is observably less mentally developed than an 8-year-old, has displayed zero useful or unique skills, is too lazy do to basic chores or practice basic hygiene, and has severe porn and toy collection addictions tries to lecture others about the concept of self-discipline.

It's very easy saying talent is an illusion when you have no talents or accomplishments yourself, Also very ironic coming from someone described as ''The Anti-talent''. I suppose we could all become James Joyce or Jimmy Hendrix if we train hard enough!

Cope harder, Kevin

 

[farttpott]

his first reply seems to being a bit of a tacit admission that he can no longer be concerned with trying to better his skills drawing transformers with big tits/cartoon horses fucking

not sure if this is a good thing or not

 

[AbyssStarer]

As Daphne said after winning a game of pool in a biker bar, "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to attempt to use the ladies' room without touching anything."

(Frasier, S01E15)

Janitor here to weigh in on the general discussion: urinals are just as if not more disgusting than toilets. Depends on the building, but if you use a urinal check to make sure you're not stepping in piss first and wash your fucking hands even if you "didn't touch it" because you did touch it. Both genders' bathrooms are revolting no matter where you are, but mens' usually smell worse (because urinals and not flushing pee) and have more pee on the floor/walls.

 

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Kev-Kev on the concept of talent:
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A man who is observably less mentally developed than an 8-year-old, has displayed zero useful or unique skills, is too lazy to do basic chores or practice basic hygiene, and has severe porn and toy collection addictions tries to lecture others about the concept of self-discipline.

Alternatively, if you're not a huge baby, you can learn a skill without having somebody patting yourself on the back because you moved three micrometers in the direction of something which would help you improve. Unfortunately, this carries the requirement of striving for long-term goals and non-immediate satisfaction, which I know is an alien concept to somebody who masturbates the literal second they're allowed to and spends all day drooling over instant likes and retweets of people who already agreed with them rather than help maintain or improve their living environment.

 

[AmbiTron]

Kevin: Hello everyone, degenerate mental case shutin with almost no experience in real life here, talent doesn't exist!

Cope harder about your garbage art. I know kids who have picked up a pencil for the first time in their life and done better than you. That's called talent.

 

[Postal_Rat]

I think Kevin is right in the sense that hard work beats talent, when talent doesn't work hard. but Kevin doesn't fit in anywhere in that dichotomy.
You know because Kevin neither works hard or is talented

 

[Law]

Cope hard, hard
Down life's rocky road
Cope bold, hard
With his nasty Am Hole
He's been sworn and slandered and ridiculed too
Kevin struggles everyday his whole life through
Spends all day tweeting and sitting in his room,
But he's still got a dream and a desire to consoom
Cope hard, hard
When they say, "You're all done"
Cope bold, hard
Though they say, "You're not the one"
Kevin's been told time and time again
That he's always gonna lose and he's never gonna win
He's gotta keep that fetish in his mind's eye
Soon he'll stand on a trash heap that's a mountain high
You know when he was in boymode, folks used to say to him
"Slow down Kevin, don't cope so hard"
And he used to tell them, "hjgkshkhgfj I'm in it to win it
And I'll cope as hecking d*ng hard as I please
How do I cope, girls?"
When Kevin meets his maker on his dying day
Gonna look him in the eye and by God he'll say
"I gave my word and my word was good
I royally fucked up and coped as hard as I could"
Cope hard, hard
Kevin copes hard

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Kev-Kev on the concept of talent:
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A man who is observably less mentally developed than an 8-year-old, has displayed zero useful or unique skills, is too lazy to do basic chores or practice basic hygiene, and has severe porn and toy collection addictions tries to lecture others about the concept of self-discipline.

Words like "talent" and "skill" only get to be used by those who've put in the effort, Kevin. And what would you know of self-discipline, anyway?