🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Remember when Ralph said Destiny doesn't take care of his son?
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Two months ago!
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Just imagine in the year 2036, 15 year old Joshua Conner Vickers gets curious about his family and where he came from. I feel so fucking bad for that kid. Not only will he undoubtedly see all of the retarded shit his biological father has done, but he will inevitably find his retarded grandfather's tweets joking about how he'll never have a dad before he's been born.

I genuinely and truly hope that little demon baby somehow, through sheer force of adversity, manages to succeed and leave them all behind.
 
BASED VICKERS YOU CAME THROUGH!

Not a lawyer, but I'm nearly positive you can't just sign away parental rights and not pay child support. He is supposed to take responsibility for the child regardless of if he's in their life or not. We'd probably need our resident legal fag Nick Rekeita to weigh in but I think Faith should drain every cent she can out of the gunt. She at least needs the lemons she gave him back.
 
this implies ethan already signed away his rights, i cant tell if its a merciful move making the best of this fuck up or if he just couldnt be assed with raising a kid when they have to share with mr vickers and cant brainwash it into a guntroach like him

...that's still a loss dude. Why are you spreading your broken family drama on Twitter?
to fuck with the gunt, his family is already a shitshow i say go for it and at least make us happy
 
Up until now, Shannon has had a dancing gunt sticker on his channel. It's been there since the day after the gunt tape dropped. It was distinctively taller than the one Josh uses on this site (:gunt: ), instead looking like this:

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However, as of now, the sticker has been removed. I confirmed it was there as recently as a week ago, so this is very new:

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But maybe he just got rid of it because he needed room for the newer ones he's created? It turns out, however, that the limit on channel stickers for partners is 20, and he only has 13:

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From this, we can conclude that Shannon is cleaning it up in preparation for tonight so that people can't get their hands on gunt stickers to post in Ethan's chat. Clean it up, Janny Shanny!

And remember that gunt stickers can always be found at https://dlive.tv/HaruOkumura for all lawful purposes.
 
...that's still a loss dude. Why are you spreading your broken family drama on Twitter?
He thinks (more or less correctly) that we are on his side. Someone else said it well in the thread previously, but he thinks that the Farmers are some how his friends, and that with us on his side, he can get his daughter back, which he did. And now he wants to bury the hatchet in Ralphs back. So to keep the flame war going, he does what any good general does; spread more propaganda. He thinks that if he can keep up the pressure, he can final break Ralph totally, and get some sort of fathers revenge via the internet, unaware that Ralph will implode on his own. That, and he has the boomer propensity to never let a joke or vendetta die. If he's smart, he'll get Ralph to pay child support, and fuck off to do his own thing. If not, he might become a lolcow of his own.

I genuinely hope that there is a good end to all of this, but I've lurked around enough internet drama to know better.
 
I genuinely and truly hope that little demon baby somehow, through sheer force of adversity, manages to succeed and leave them all behind.
imagine the tard baby becoming a figure on par with influential major players like a pharaoh or hitler or a religious messiah, he builds this image up even hundreds if not thousands of years after his death, then some internet archaeologists find this thread, itd be like finding something like this for Shakespeare or George Washington or Hitler or Ramses etc etc
 
BASED VICKERS YOU CAME THROUGH!

Not a lawyer, but I'm nearly positive you can't just sign away parental rights and not pay child support. He is supposed to take responsibility for the child regardless of if he's in their life or not. We'd probably need our resident legal fag Nick Rekeita to weigh in but I think Faith should drain every cent she can out of the gunt. She at least needs the lemons she gave him back.
I can imagine a scenario where she gets advice on exactly how much $ she can extract out of the gunt, making him jump through hoops and the courts and then just before the deadline is up to file a revenge porn case, playing that card. She holds all the aces really.
 
Forgot Destiny and Dax. She's been to the Barbie Dream Mansion and she really wanted to meet Destiny. F'ing Warski would be too tough these days. but Baked is right there practically and only seems to like girls with mental conditions, so that seems like the best bet.

Dax has been real quiet around the gunt. I haven't checked his thread in awhile.
 
Now lets see if Alice can get a bun in the oven with Baked... together with Ralph's child they will form the next generation of broken streamers. They will be forced to choose genders. They will be forced to grow lemons. In the end they will be given away to the highest lemon bidder. Eventually the CIA will recruit them to assassinate President Fuentes and First Troon Kami when the future president pushes for open carry gunt restrictions across the board.
 
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