🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Why is he even moving?
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Delusions of granduer. He's been surrounding himself with sycophants telling him he's some big cool e-celeb so he deserves a better home. He can probably afford it for a couple of years too if he's willing to dig into his savings. I'm sure he's telling himself his income is going to grow and he'll easily cover the rent.
 
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Hey @theralph remember when I asked you to screenshot my post and save it for later? No because you are a fat lazy tard? Oh well, I will do it for you
Elric of Melnibone said:
Alright @theralph I know you are reading this thread frequently, I know gator and your jannies and guntguard are reading too. We all know that. Lets cut the shit. You have one play that can own me, and it aint the gender reveal you fucking pig headed degenerate and we both know that. So why not log back in to your broke dick farms account and defend yourself? What kind of coward are you? Other kiwi's think I am making this shit up but you know im not. You know full fucking well im not fabricating a god damned thing.

Why are you so much of a pussy that you cand waddle your fat ass 3 fucking steps through the filth of your disgusting room. . . oh Im sorry, "studio", and sit your fat t rex armed fat body in that chinese knock off gamer word chair and logging in to own me. You can come clean right here right now, you can drop your own shit and play it off as a ralphachad move.

But you wont. And I know you wont. But do me this one favor. Screen cap this. Save you a copy of this post, print it out and hang it on your wall, put it as your wall paper.

Check.
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There ya go, now you have your copy, your reminder. Because now Im going to do something else for you Quasimodo, I am going to throw you a house warming party right here will all your aylawg buddies in your thread. After all its only 1.8 miles from the crack shack, which still does not make up for the fact that you are going to leave poor dying Sandra Ralph there. Also when where you going to tell everyone that you and Pantsu (May) are both of the lease and moving in together. Guess even when you did not achieve your polycule with that horse faced pedro you can still try to get your thumb wet. Ralph I know everything. And Im going to keep dropping it while you are on your aborted fucking show. That bank acount is moving down Ralph, not up. You have blown through over 20k since the start of the year buddy.

Welcome to Ethan Oliver Ralphs new pad that he gets to move into on the 4th (or maybe earlier, who knows)

202 E 37th St, Richmond, VA 23224​




Mate. Ralph. Checkmate.




Keep your eyes peeled, this is leak 1 of 2 tonight.



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Elric of Melnibone said:
Hey @theralph remember when I asked you to screenshot my post and save it for later? No because you are a fat lazy tard? Oh well, I will do it for you

There ya go, now you have your copy, your reminder. Because now Im going to do something else for you Quasimodo, I am going to throw you a house warming party right here will all your aylawg buddies in your thread. After all its only 1.8 miles from the crack shack, which still does not make up for the fact that you are going to leave poor dying Sandra Ralph there. Also when where you going to tell everyone that you and Pantsu (May) are both of the lease and moving in together. Guess even when you did not achieve your polycule with that horse faced pedro you can still try to get your thumb wet. Ralph I know everything. And Im going to keep dropping it while you are on your aborted fucking show. That bank acount is moving down Ralph, not up. You have blown through over 20k since the start of the year buddy.

Welcome to Ethan Oliver Ralphs new pad that he gets to move into on the 4th (or maybe earlier, who knows)

202 E 37th St, Richmond, VA 23224​




Mate. Ralph. Checkmate.




Keep your eyes peeled, this is leak 1 of 2 tonight.



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are you one of the gunt guards who defected? Or a disgruntled ex?
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Hey @theralph remember when I asked you to screenshot my post and save it for later? No because you are a fat lazy tard? Oh well, I will do it for you

There ya go, now you have your copy, your reminder. Because now Im going to do something else for you Quasimodo, I am going to throw you a house warming party right here will all your aylawg buddies in your thread. After all its only 1.8 miles from the crack shack, which still does not make up for the fact that you are going to leave poor dying Sandra Ralph there. Also when where you going to tell everyone that you and Pantsu (May) are both of the lease and moving in together. Guess even when you did not achieve your polycule with that horse faced pedro you can still try to get your thumb wet. Ralph I know everything. And Im going to keep dropping it while you are on your aborted fucking show. That bank acount is moving down Ralph, not up. You have blown through over 20k since the start of the year buddy.

Welcome to Ethan Oliver Ralphs new pad that he gets to move into on the 4th (or maybe earlier, who knows)

202 E 37th St, Richmond, VA 23224​




Mate. Ralph. Checkmate.




Keep your eyes peeled, this is leak 1 of 2 tonight.



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This post is already more entertaining than watching the aborted Retort for the first time in 8 months.
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Hey @theralph remember when I asked you to screenshot my post and save it for later? No because you are a fat lazy tard? Oh well, I will do it for you

There ya go, now you have your copy, your reminder. Because now Im going to do something else for you Quasimodo, I am going to throw you a house warming party right here will all your aylawg buddies in your thread. After all its only 1.8 miles from the crack shack, which still does not make up for the fact that you are going to leave poor dying Sandra Ralph there. Also when where you going to tell everyone that you and Pantsu (May) are both of the lease and moving in together. Guess even when you did not achieve your polycule with that horse faced pedro you can still try to get your thumb wet. Ralph I know everything. And Im going to keep dropping it while you are on your aborted fucking show. That bank acount is moving down Ralph, not up. You have blown through over 20k since the start of the year buddy.

Welcome to Ethan Oliver Ralphs new pad that he gets to move into on the 4th (or maybe earlier, who knows)

202 E 37th St, Richmond, VA 23224​




Mate. Ralph. Checkmate.




Keep your eyes peeled, this is leak 1 of 2 tonight.



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Underwhelming af

Penis said:
So how long until Ralph dies
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He'll die soon in a puddle of his vomit


WhimsicalTrolli said:
Is pho sniping?
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Yes
 
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