🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Elric of Melnibone said:
Also I do want to take a moment to apologize to those of you who hate that I am not just dropping everything in one big nuke. I feel I owe my fellow Kiwi's an explanation for this. I am doing it bit by bit synced to his streams because I want to give you all a Christmas present of a bountiful harvest and a pillstream 3.0. I hope you will enjoy the ride and that we can achieve the sacrifice foretold by glorious leader.
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dude this is a nuke in and of itself, i thought you were falling back into the old patterns of ade and vickers but then ralph being a spouse abuser is dropped, shit man
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Yes. I dont have anything other than the zillow link for this one, otherwise it would have been attached. Part of the fun is that Ralph has no idea whats going to leak next, but I assure you he knows full well this is all legit. He also has no idea who I am but has a list of who he thinks I am. :story:
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I'd love to see that short list of suspects:

1. Matt Jarbo
2. PPP
3. Godwinson
4. kraut
5. Sargon
6. Faith or Mr. V
7. Null
8. regular size airline seats
9. CRP
10. BRYANN DUNN!!!
 
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this is very fucked of me to make but when i read that ralph chocked out faith, thought about the Last of Us 2 chocking scene.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AMMMMMMM.jpg
 
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dude this is a nuke in and of itself, i thought you were falling back into the old patterns of ade and vickers but then ralph being a spouse abuser is dropped, shit man
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Thanks. And thanks to everyone of you bastards that were skeptical of my leaks too, I would expect nothing less. Also here is a bonus out of context Ralph quote from. . . somewhere.

"Because I am a fucking KING! Thats why!" I swear to nulls benis he said this, and the context is fucking disgusting.
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Also I do want to take a moment to apologize to those of you who hate that I am not just dropping everything in one big nuke. I feel I owe my fellow Kiwi's an explanation for this. I am doing it bit by bit synced to his streams because I want to give you all a Christmas present of a bountiful harvest and a pillstream 3.0. I hope you will enjoy the ride and that we can achieve the sacrifice foretold by glorious leader.
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I know one of you fags has a Twitter
@ him and let him and Shannon know info is being leaked, be vague
 
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Exactly, like Ralph, I can't see how the Vickers are winning. Ralph might be thrown into jail or forced to give up a lot of money. The Vickers on the other hand have to raise the spawn of Ralph, spend money on the pregnancy and what not. As for the brat Faith, will anyone have her as a partner after this? @Jester69, she is available now, you want to be a cuck / stepfather?

It is a lose-lose situation where the only win is us laughing at how stupid everyone involved in the drama is.
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Forgot to mention, it's their parenting that ended up giving the world a guntling
 
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@Elric of Melnibone I ve checked out of this thread so forgive me if this has been asked before but Why did you turn on the gunt?


Also which event fucked ralph the most "the heal stream?" or "going to Knoxville and not having a shirt that fit?"

I keep thinking the only way he could top this is if someone ends up dead
 
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Intressting but unusable as faifai lies about domestic abuse as much as water flows. Maybe she realized the reality of the situation or maybe she realised she has to be home to give her parents time to buy her christmas presents who knows.
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I'm torn on this as well. She lies about abuse. At the same time, I can see this happening. The problem is the cops weren't involved. If you really hate Ralph, telling them you are physically abused while pregnant by your boyfriend who is on probation would have sealed his fate.

Because the other option is she could see he wanted Pantsu and made up an abuse story to get her parents to come get her while still not having to admit to herself that she went across country for a guy and are having his child, when you were just a rebound.
 
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Guys, I'm actually inclined to believe her.

He isolated her from all support systems, particularly her family and brought her around his 'friends' i.e the pedophile tranny. He stopped her from using social media completely other than the hostage tape.

He got her pregnant immediately and then said he was going to marry her.

He's an alcoholic who dabbles in other substances. To add to that, Ralph has a history of violence when drunk. Look at Andy, look at the cop, he shows a pattern of behaviour.

I know that Faith has shown a history of lying about sexual and domestic abuse but I'm going to trust my gut on this one, I've dealt with a lot of women like this and one thing that rings true in all cases is being isolated from their family.
 
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