Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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"I sold my tablet for bills but I still need those non existent commissions so I can claim I need another tablet."

The smart thing would have been to keep the old tablet and start taking commissions immediately to start churning out money.

Just like he got the all in 1 PC to take writing commissions and he NEVER took them :story:
 
The smart thing would have been to keep the old tablet and start taking commissions immediately to start churning out money.

Just like he got the all in 1 PC to take writing commissions and he NEVER took them :story:
Depending on how you operate, now can either be a shitty time or a FANTASTIC time to make commission money as an artist.

If you're shit (like Lou), times are tough because a lot of people are offering sales, deals, commissioners can often get more bang for their buck so they won't feel as restricted by a budget that forces them to Lou-tier crap.

If you're good (and especially if you're FAST), now is an excellent time to do work. People are looking to commission gifts for friends, if you can offer work guaranteed by a Christmas deadline you can pick up slots like nobody's business. There's a smaller secondary boom right after Christmas when people are flush with gifted money, but I always preferred hitting this pre-Christmas wave because like I said, if you can work fast the commissioners just roll in.

None of these apply to Lou, who is both bad, slow, and I don't think we've ever seen successfully take a commission since his years-old FA writing. We all know he wants that tablet for... for the new tablet high, I guess, but even if he really did plan to use it for commissions he'll be missing both waves.
 
I wanted to bring a minor detail into the picture because I found this to be quite interesting, and it involves a cow crossover.

We know that Lou has been retweeting Rabbie Davis' tweets and such as of late, and most of us know that some of her proceeds go towards "trans women who are in desperate situations." Remember that bandana Lou bought his mom's dog recently (maybe within a month or two?) and he kinda made a big deal about it? It came from Rabbie's shop, so I know where part of Lou's grift money is funneling. He can claim it's helping charity all he wants but there are arguable claims against that if he truly wanted to help, he would just donate and not expect anything in return.

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I guarantee that Lou thinks that if he wriggles his way close to Rabbie, he will be one of the "trans women" that gets part of the proceeds for the day. Or has he already? The world may never know. I just thought it was interesting to see how all the trans cows are forming a small circle jerk. Wimpy from Popeye is coming to mind...

"I'll gladly pay for your transformers or hookah on Tuesday for a grubhub burger today!"
 
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.


How could COVID infect and kill something that's already dead?
" ...somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born
?"
 

That is correct, Lou, Samsung is generally considered to make the best Android tablets, and it seems you've selected an expensive one:

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But there are also many, many 10-inch Android tablets available for a small fraction of what a top-of-the-line Samsung Galaxy Tab S costs. So given that most of your remaining orbiters are jobless losers like you, Lou, why in the world would you have the chutzpah to ask random Internet people to spend so much money to buy you "the best" tablet for your paintbucket-fill coloring, when selecting a more modest one would exponentially increase the chance of you actually getting it?
 
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Fuck you guys, Lou NEEDS that $375 for BREAD and if you think he asks too much block him so that way he can later spazz at you for doing so :story:

If kiwifarms does indeed go down, I am going to miss shit posting about Lou with you glorious bastards. Especially when he makes absurd statements like this.
 
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Fuck you guys, Lou NEEDS that $375 for BREAD and if you think he asks too much block him so that way he can later spazz at you for doing so :story:

If kiwifarms does indeed go down, I am going to miss shit posting about Lou with you glorious bastards. Especially when he makes absurd statements like this.
How will we ever get the warning out that the 🚨 LOUMAN SHIELD ACTIVATED! 🚨 🚨LOUMAN SHIELD ACTIVATED! 🚨 when it's his dead mother's responsibility. One thing nice about the possible farm closing...............none of these turds will know where to find us to see what we're saying about them.
 
Uuuum. He sold the ipad but mysteriously still needs money because he gave the money to his mom for bills. Awfully convenient, didn't mention needing bill money before and this way it looks like you're 'working' for some of your money but also still need the same amount you always 'needed'.

Bread is great but running out of bread is hardly an emergency. Find something else to feed him. Try again Lou, especially since that's not your business. It's your mother's job to handle that. For that matter you also don't need to do shit for christmas. His christmas is not your responsibility or the responsibility of random twitter folks.
 
Uuuum. He sold the ipad but mysteriously still needs money because he gave the money to his mom for bills. Awfully convenient, didn't mention needing bill money before and this way it looks like you're 'working' for some of your money but also still need the same amount you always 'needed'.

Bread is great but running out of bread is hardly an emergency. Find something else to feed him. Try again Lou, especially since that's not your business. It's your mother's job to handle that. For that matter you also don't need to do shit for christmas. His christmas is not your responsibility or the responsibility of random twitter folks.

Im at the point where it’s hard to decide which I believe more: that Lou is straight faced just lying about whatever because he thinks it’s going to get him money, or the beetus rot in his blood, his severe autism, and his lack of even the tiniest bit of real life experience has him hearing his mom go “Oh shoot, out of bread.” and he immediately goes in to a Hyperventalative panic.
 
Well, he's a proven liar. If he just gave his dead mother 'money for billz', she has money to go get food for jr. like she should. None of his horseshit works out to be anything but a lie to any rational person. I just like reading the lies to see what stupid shit he comes up with next.
 
and his lack of even the tiniest bit of real life experience has him hearing his mom go “Oh shoot, out of bread.” and he immediately goes in to a Hyperventalative panic.

I think it's a blend of this and him being so incapable of creativity that he can't think up anything new, so he looks to his right and sees a mouse, hears his mother bitch about how much bread the doughboy devours, and comes up with "mice have eaten all our bread and now we're gonna starve." Granted, I myself would probably run out of grift material if I was making up something new literally every day.
 
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