🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Jack Awful]

Could people really tone down the judgmental autism at the Vickers or just start a Vickers family thread? A majority of you make it obvious you have never loved someone unconditionally.(Yes I am aware not every parent experiences these feelings)

You dont get to chose to not love your kids when they fuck up. As parents you dust em off and set them on what YOU as their parent feels best for them. None of us have enough context into the Vickers and how Faith was raised outside of lies of Faiths and the synopsis Matthew posted when mad at Faith and Ethan.

Seriously how many farmers have been warned by their parents when they were teens to not do the dumb thing, and you eneded up doing it anyway. Its the Nature vs Nurture argument, its old as fuck. Thats why you can have a family with 2 kids with similar upbringings, and one can grow up and become a world famous chef like Gordon Ramsey while his brothers is a junkie.

Now I hope everyone is done auditioning for Vickers family councilor (myself included although gotta post something if I wanna make it in Vickers retardium) and we can get back to making Ralph seethe from coming up with new names for his signature domestic submission move.
I am gonna with the Virginia Vicegrip

Not enough content for a dedicated Vickers thread. Matt can share one with Ralph since he insists on continuing to entangle himself with the Gunt.

 

[Had]

What can he do to get that toothpaste back in the tube?

He can't but telling everyone about it is doing both of them no favours.

Not enough content for a dedicated Vickers thread. Matt can share one with Ralph since he insists on continuing to entangle himself with the Gunt.

They are the same person.
They share the thread.

 

[High Tea]

My irritation with Vickers stems from thinking about the guntlet. Either rip off the bandaid and take care of ER, or all they are doing is creating an online record of how much the family hates the kid's dad. I may not like Ralph, but that kid might love him, and it doesn't need the entire world seeing how his mom and grandpa hate it's dad by people who just want a dopamine hit or 15 minutes. As if it didn't need more ammo after everything out there about ER, the mental hospitalization, the sex tape, etc. And if all Mr. Vickers is going to do is tease people for nearly a month and drop nothing like last time, what's the point? Faith and the kid are already gone. All this does is fill ego. If Ralph is dangerous to people, do something, otherwise just throw thousands of dollars at a psychiatrist for the kid now, because you are giving it years of trauma it doesn't need. It will be dealing with enough already.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Can we just save the Vickers criticism until after he's delivered us nectar? Sure he's a retard, but he's an entertaining retard. To borrow an IP2 phrase: quit trying to cuck the content.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph's thin skin and poor decision making is tied to his extreme alcohol consumption. Every dumb thing he's done, every time he's over reacted to something, every time he has had to nervously laugh off something he's said has been related to him being drunk or hung over and cranky.

Of course piss stinking drunk Ralph heard a corn joke and threw a tantrum. This is not some grand question in the psychology of a gunted man.

 

[MeltyTW]

but that kid might love him

no and id argue its cruel to even try and bring that kid down a path where he loves ralph, he only created it out of petty spite towards the internet despite knowing how much itll suffer from his and her genes, and a myriad of other factors and then signed away his rights like the wigger he is and abused it before it was even born, this kid should hate ralph for all that hes done to it even before its born. ralph has done nothing to earn that kids love and making that kid or guiding that kid towards loving the creator of its misery and its own abuser and absentee dad is monstrous imo

If Ralph is dangerous to people, do something,

i agree with that if he has legal stuff he should have just said that, maybe leaked some non traceable info via a kiwi and then fucked off until the pig is in cuffs.

 

[Jack Awful]

Can we just save the Vickers criticism until after he's delivered us nectar? Sure he's a retard, but he's an entertaining retard. To borrow an IP2 phrase: quit trying to cuck the content.

No.

No one is immune from criticism if they're acting retarded. If you think otherwise, you've learned nothing from the Dick Show drama, and the last 6 months in general.

 

[CumFartingBobby]

Can we just save the Vickers criticism until after he's delivered us nectar? Sure he's a retard, but he's an entertaining retard. To borrow an IP2 phrase: quit trying to cuck the content.

I came up with another domestic abuse submission for Ethan, the Esophagus Asphyxiater. I almost hear Mauro Ranallo screaming it like he used to yell Coquina Clutch

 

[Thumb My Butthole]

Do you remember when Vickers condemned this entire site because I made a post saying that he should gently leave the door open for her and she'll return on her own? And how if he tried to force her back she'd stay away forever just out of defiance? I do.

I bring this up because when his daughter was impregnated by Ralph, he slinked away, like a beaten dog, like the impotent and broken man he is. He gave up, gave her an emergency phone, and told her: when you want to come home, call us, and you can come home. Now she's back home.

He and you would be quick to point out I am not a parent and don't know "unconditional love". I would point out: I'm also not a retard, and know enough about how people work to have very explicitly and correctly explained to this man what he could do to help himself and his daughter months ago. For that act of astute kindness and benevolent charity, he shunned this entire fucking community, only to end up taking my advice (unwittingly, like everything else he does) months later when the damage had been done.

Vickers and Ralph are the same person, but at least with Ralph I still remember some good times with him. With Vickers I have only these brutal exposures to abject stupidity blended with unearned smugness that is somehow bottled in a person totally craven and pathetic. The only good thing to say about Vickers is he's not a cheater and has managed to hold together a relationship, which for the sake of a benefit of a doubt, I will assume is mostly functional. Every other thing about him is the same shit, different asshole.

You have a point, but to be fair, the guy saw a video of Ralph thumbing his daughter's butthole which was blasted all over the internet. I'd completely lose my shit too.
Ralph is a serial thumber of buttholes, and must be destroyed. This is for the good of the planet.

 

[Null]

You have a point, but to be fair, the guy saw a video of Ralph thumbing his daughter's butthole which was blasted all over the internet. I'd completely lose my shit too.

That video was released after Vickers started posting online, so he's probably a direct cause of that happening as well.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

No.

No one is immune from criticism if they're acting retarded. If you think otherwise, you've learned nothing from the Dick Show drama, and the last 6 months in general.

I'm not saying he should be immune, I'm saying to shut the fuck up for a bit and quit trying to convince him to quit entertaining us.

 

[MeltyTW]

No.

No one is immune from criticism if they're acting retarded. If you think otherwise, you've learned nothing from the Dick Show drama, and the last 6 months in general.

i think youre mixing up giving someone a free pass because you want a hug box and just not chasing away a funnier outcome. i dont think mundaneralph would care abit to thread matthew if the gunt committed suicide or was off to jail

 

[Crystal Golem]

The ralphamale cope has been deployed.
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Gaytah tell em it ain't an L tell em I'm just like mah negro rolemodels!

It certainly does cut the distance to the local fast food chains, but I'm more concerned about this:

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Looks like Ralph and May have already selected their new hunting grounds since high-schooler Fai left.

Is may even allowed to live that close to a school?

 

[SuperMaleVitality1776]

If you are going to be Jerry Springer of the Internet, never let yourself take center stage. You should be an unknown accessory to the freakshow. The dull presenter next to the garbagefire. Never become the garbagefire. Nearly every IBS host I can think of started off as the facilitator of the freakshow, but then let themselves become the main attraction of it. And its not like they fuck up, admit they fucked up, move on with life and strive to be better and maybe have a laugh or two along the way. They do the lolcow thing and treat themselves as beyond criticism or error.

Exactly this. The IBS hosts got the first whiff of popularity in their life because they had found a popular trend , not because they had become appealing people. Ralph had the good sense or the alcohol induced passivity to stay on the sidelines for a long time.

However too little is talked that this entire arc starting with Ralph misinterpreting demand for his show with demand for him as a person/"entertainer" is really the "Dick Masterson living the larp" arc. Ethan found a new male role model in his life. He did not realise that Dick Masterson is a stage persona and what carries over into real life is much easier to live if you are a intelligent ( and well credentialed ) upper middle class/lower upper class man of average height and a engaging personally than unironically larping as an alpha-chad at towering midget height, a few college credits from a shit school, living in a crack shed with walls that soon become to narrow to house your gunt and decaying mother and the social awkwardness of a lifelong e-shittalker. Crushing poverty and alcoholism do not help, either.

tldr : Ethan did not ruin his life to get/impress pussy but to impress his new cooler older father figure buddy Dax because Ethan is too autistic to understand Masterson act as satire / larping/stage persona.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm not saying he should be immune, I'm saying to shut the fuck up for a bit and quit trying to convince him to quit entertaining us.

Vickers already disavowed the site. Us mocking him for being a retarded narcissist that's putting his family's dirty laundry on Twitter for dopamine hits isn't going to make him stop since he already hates and ignores us.

 

[MeltyTW]

sigh guess were back to debating whether or not matt is in the right, no hes not going to listen to us though. there are ways to have this info advent calendar without ralph knowing its vickers or being able to prove it and have him not ruin any criminal proceedings but he wont take it, hes obviously obsessed with helping faith maybe even to a fault and to the point of keeping her unduly locked down for her age but he and her love attention, im resigned to this being a shit show opera

i have no dount in my mind that when ralph dies of covid in a month that hell try to stick around with "i punted the gunt" tee shirts or some new channel lets play, and tbf vickers wont likely be dissuaded from messing with ralph by null and others calling him a retard its just that his niggery is duly noted and his thread post ethan is inevitable pretty much the instant he lets it known hes made the terrible decision to stay without an ethan as a lightning rod.

 

[Thumb My Butthole]

That video was released after Vickers started posting online, so he's probably a direct cause of that happening as well.

Again, that's a facet that's worthy of consideration, but Ralph is 100% responsible for everything he does. It is Ralph's choice to constantly escalate every situation to the point of absurdity. He does this over and over again over the most minimal of slights. I don't see any way that Vickers could have anticipated the revenge porn. WE know what Ralph is capable of, but Vickers probably didn't.
Let it be said that I 95% agree with you. Vickers handled this really stupidly. I'm prepared to cut him a bit of slack because he is a father, and I can see how what happened to his daughter would enrage him past the point of rational thought.

Now that Faith is back home and safe, I really want to see him launch some nukes. Ralph fucking deserves it. He needs to be completely destroyed because of his past (and future) crimes.

 

[Kenobi]

>it didn't earn him special treatment
>nuked the original dick masterson drama thread
here we witness, the dark side of the moon.

Never forgetti the refusal to put the dicktrhead where it was supposed to be and the 800 times the dick thread was moved around and locked
or when Dick started asking around for @George Cuckzunian was on twitter in IRL and how the evvvverlord started asking around for Bens state. That was some real BETA shit.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Vickers already disavowed the site. Us mocking him for being a retarded narcissist that's putting his family's dirty laundry on Twitter for dopamine hits isn't going to make him stop since he already hates and ignores us.

Well, I hope you're right, but I strongly doubt he doesn't still read this thread.

 

[Had]

I'm not saying he should be immune, I'm saying to shut the fuck up for a bit and quit trying to convince him to quit entertaining us.

The way things are going Vickers will post everything regardless of how we speak about him, if nothing else than out of a misguided sense of righting his name. All he is really doing is pushing it further and deeper into the mud with every post, but unfortunately, some people don't know when to shut up and that they are giving info that only hurts themselves. Ralph will always be Ralph and everyone knows it, all Vickers is doing is bringing himself down to his level.