🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[MeltyTW]

Well, I hope you're right, but I strongly doubt he doesn't still read this thread.

he reads this thread think he just ignores criticism to pursue his vendetta, if he is reading this the father in law alawg meme is a hilarious idea but comes with downsides to pursuing ethan like souring legal proceedings , too late for that now i suppose. maybe he could still just hand it off to elric, ngl still find vickers making the drops funny but probably the best way to salvage this

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Come to think of it, has Ralph ever chimped out at anyone as much as he did over Nool? He didn't menstruate nearly as much over Corey Barnhill (upstanding member of society and definitely not a paedophile) or even the Ayy-Team back in 2016 if memory serves me well.

Ralph is, if nothing else, a coward. Ralph knows that Null won't do anything beyond poking fun at him, whereas Ralph feared Zoom.

Additionally, I think Ralph saw Null as one of his stalwart capos. Ralph feels like a pimp that lost his bottom bitch.

 

[TheBeanz]

Now that Faith is back home and safe, I really want to see him launch some nukes. Ralph fucking deserves it. He needs to be completely destroyed because of his past (and future) crimes.

If he really wanted to nuke Ralph he wouldn't have started shit talking on twitter and would've started pursuing legal action with Faith for the revenge porn, or brought charges on the DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM domestic abuse episode (Which to me is way too retarded to be real, who the fuck shouts that to people they know intimately?). Vickers is all mouth and no trousers, he won't do shit.

 

[Edilg]

Can we stop arguing about Mr. Vickers and be glad he's gonna drip feed us nectar? I, for one, am jonesin' for my next fix.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm not saying he should be immune, I'm saying to shut the fuck up for a bit and quit trying to convince him to quit entertaining us.

It's okay, no need to worry. Calling Mr. Vickers a mongoloid will only spur him on because we are all dumb alogs who don't understand how he should raise his daughter or something. Gotta let people shit talk naturally, everything will fall into place don't you worry.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm also not a retard, and know enough about how people work to have very explicitly and correctly explained to this man what he could do to help himself and his daughter months ago.

Unconditional love is pretty retarded though, it's entirely irrational (not saying it's bad). That's why propaganda uses children to manipulate people, many aspects of humanity is fundamentally stupid, and it only takes a sociopath to deviate from it, hence every single CEO of a successful company is a sociopath and a piece of shit, but with a high IQ.

The only good thing to say about Vickers is he's not a cheater and has managed to hold together a relationship, which for the sake of a benefit of a doubt, I will assume is mostly functional. Every other thing about him is the same shit, different asshole.

He's got 4 kids and his own business, successful than most already. But yeah, he's kind of a broken man. I don't think he's doing this shit to chase clout and efame, the only rationalism I can conjure up is "fighting fire with fire". To demolish the Gunt, he's using similarly dirty and scummy methods. We know he can't do shit legally unless Faith consents to it. Getting Ralph into legal trouble requires the fully independent (lol) victim to report a crime... right? Not a legal expert.

Honestly, I hope you're proven wrong. I want to believe and I want to see the Gunt's life in further shambles, I believe Vickers will accelerate the growth.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

he reads this thread think he just ignores criticism to pursue his vendetta, if he is reading this the father in law alawg meme is a hilarious idea but comes with downsides to pursuing ethan like souring legal proceedings , too late for that now i suppose. maybe he could still just hand it off to elric, ngl still find vickers making the drops funny but probably the best way to salvage this

Ralph definitely deserves to go back to jail, but if he did the entertainment would end. Sending him to state prison isn't the only form of justice. I would rather see the whole Vickers family imprison Ralph in a mental jail which he can never escape.

 

[True Friend]

The Corn joke reaction took me by surprise. I initially thought it was kayfabe. Days later, I realized Ralph was legitimately upset with you. I didn't get why Ralph would get mad at such an insignificant joke, but then I remembered he has a very short fuse, and instantly goes for the jugular

It probably isn't even about the corn joke, but about this thread. The joke is just an excuse, or maybe he was just looking for confirmation that Null is against him and took it.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

One Corn joke was the instigation of this glorious roaring landfill inferno. Revenge porn, teen pregnancies and cope. In all my years on the internet I've never witnessed a more bountiful harvest.

 

[MeltyTW]

(Which to me is way too retarded to be real, who the fuck shouts that to people they know intimately?).

youre talking about someone who brings up nools panis and gamergate

It's okay, no need to worry. Calling Mr. Vickers a mongoloid will only spur him on because we are all dumb alogs who don't understand how he should raise his daughter or something. Gotta let people shit talk naturally, everything will fall into place don't you worry.

shit talking is fine i was worried earlier it might dissuade him, now i just hope to avoid useless debate over whether jerry springering your daughter is the right move, it isnt, we cant stop it, hell most likely have his thread when ethan is tagged inactive

idk its like ppp at some point you just had to give up on him not doing dumb shit online

 

[Edilg]

Can we help out MC Jarbo (Da GUNT)?

Tweet/Archive

 

[Hamsteroid]

Can we stop arguing about Mr. Vickers and be glad he's gonna drip feed us nectar? I, for one, am jonesin' for my next fix.

I, for one, enjoy the new kiwi flavored corn

 

[Kenobi]

I'm not saying he should be immune, I'm saying to shut the fuck up for a bit and quit trying to convince him to quit entertaining us.

See this is how we seperate the wheat from the chaff.
Is being right in the moment really worth the loss off some sweeat sweeeeat nectar?

 

[TheBeanz]

youre talking about someone who brings up nools panis and gamergate

True, but even then, even if he's shitfaced drunk. When you're around people who know exactly who you are, what possible reason would you have to yell 'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM' like some Karen in a cheap restaurant getting shit service. It doesn't make any sense

 

[PhoBingas]

Additionally, I think Ralph saw Null as one of his stalwart capos. Ralph feels like a pimp that lost his bottom bitch.

Spoiler: Yolanda, please!

Ethan Ralph to Null

 

[MeltyTW]

True, but even then, even if he's shitfaced drunk. When you're around people who know exactly who you are, what possible reason would you have to yell 'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM' like some Karen in a cheap restaurant getting shit service. It doesn't make any sense

It makes lots of sense I've had bfs who have told me things just like that some guys like being big shots and will cope hard to let you know it

Ok so we all agree. Now right? Jerryimg your daughter is bad kiwi critique is noted and verified correct matt can always either alawg the smart way passing it to elric or be criticized for not going hands off and then pressing charges and not have to worry about fighting or owning the alawgs until ralph is gone or his angle played out right? Do we all agree so we don't have 1k pages citing the kiwi code of bushido to one another?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Vickers is the Trump of this autistic universe. He’s monitoring the situation and falls flat on promises. It’s best if he shuts up but he won’t.

 

[TheBeanz]

It makes lots of sense I've had bfs who have told me things just like that some guys like being big shots and will cope hard to let you know it

Ok so we all agree. Now right? Jerryimg your daughter is bad kiwi critique is noted and verified correct matt can always either the smart wY passing it to wlric or be criticized for not going hands off and then pressing charges an d not have to worry about fighting or owning the alarms until ralph is gone or his angle played out right? Do we all agree so we don't have 1k pages citing the kiwi code of bushido to one another?

That's fair, just seemed to hit a little too close to the current memes around him telling everyone who he was on the IRL streams. It felt like an attempt to be funny from Team Vickers.

 

[Crystal Golem]

In Ralph’s mind the Farms is an extension of Null and every post has his express agreement because if it didn't, then why would Null leave it up?

I almost wonder if this is a bit of projection on his part seeing as you don't get into the ralphashpere without being an accomplished guntlicker.

 

[MeltyTW]

That's fair, just seemed to hit a little too close to the current memes around him telling everyone who he was on the IRL streams. It felt like an attempt to be funny from Team Vickers.

Yeah I guess we should consider that possibility it's just Ralph's memes are patterns of his behavior and running into that personality before I didnt see it from that angle

Also didn't mean for my post to come across as condescending just used to places where poking ralph as far as you can with anything available is the norm and having long debates about the morality of it is not often done