More like "find you and annoy you".
Maybe not as autistic as Bob (since y'know, he managed to marry and spawn and has a "real" jerb), but I've noticed his behavior over time contains more and more markers of spergery tism. Besides, if that first kid is as profoundly disabled as Chris makes out, the tism came from both sides.
Bob truly is an absolute simpleton who wears his ignorance like it was a medal - I haven't (fully) read Dune, but I have seen the 84 film, played the games, and am at least generally aware that it's recognized as a landmark piece of science fiction literature with a very devoted following. And this particular version is being directed by a critically acclaimed director who's made critical hits like Gravity and Sicario. You would imagine that someone who prides themselves as a "pop-culture critic" would be aware of all of this as well, but I guess that's asking too much - he doesn't watch movies that aren't made by Disney, he'd have never played the games (Sega Genesis was the enemy in the console wars, his own personal Vietnam, and PC is loved by dudebros or incels), and his only knowledge of books apparently comes from watching Wishbone adaptations.I don't really feel like wading through all of Bob's word vomit tonight, so I'll just focus on one point:
Fuck you, Bob. I've been looking forward to Dune ever since it was announced, and it was the movie I was most looking forward to seeing this year before the Wu Flu canceled those plans. One of the most groundbreaking and prolific sci-fi series of all time, and he seriously thinks that nobody was interested? I guess the trailer didn't have enough spandexed cape-wearers quipping at each other to hold his attention. He might claim that nobody cares, but I feel like if he were doing this schtick back in the late 90's, he'd probably have said the same thing about the then-upcoming Lord of the Rings trilogy, and we all know how that turned out. Dune's weird, to be sure, but you never know what ends up becoming a hit.
Christ, Bobby radiates so much smugness, the fat retard so fucking sure that every single thing he says is 100% correct, when in reality it's pretty much exactly the opposite. I expect some regurgitated "Dune is Islamophobic/Paul is a white savior" tripe like his senpais like to spout when it gets closer to actually releasing, with plenty ofemojis peppered in for good measure.
Of course not - I'm not the one keeping up with Bob. I'm letting other people in the thread do that for me.
That just seems dangerous since I wouldn't even know who the fuck is worth listening to.
Any one of us on this site is more worth listening to than Bob.
Marzgirl has an account. You may want to rethink that, lol.
Bob would beat women if he could actually get near one.
Lol where does Bob get these people?
ko-fi.com
web.archive.org
I think Ron need to teach the art of long distance insemination to Bobbo so he too can have offspring to pretend like he had sex.
why am I reminded of those Youtube poops of Mario for the CDI?
Why should two co-workers getting along at work be weird? Or a typo? Or require a conspiracy? Especially when one of them is generally regarded as a pleasant guy even among ideological opponents
