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A mouth breathing fedora tipping neckbeard is crushing on an Asian Internet chick? No way!
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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First they came for Blockbuster, and I did not speak out—because Netflix was more convenient.
Then they came for the Movie Theaters, and I did not speak out—because streaming was more convenient.
Then they came for the shitty Youtube movie reviewers, and I did not speak out—because I was not a shitty Youtube movie reviewer.
Then everything was pretty comfy—I just watched movies from the comfort of home.
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Sounds like those people who work at movie theatres are being made obsolete by the introduction of new technology to me. Why's Bob complaining about his technology driven superior future again?
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Bob also doesn’t seem to realize or care that the longer these delayed movies sit on the shelves collecting dust until theaters (the tiny few that’s left after this) can open again, the more money they’ll lose.
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Bob is getting raped on Twitter right now after attempting to pick a fight with conservative blogger Matt Walsh.
But the winner goes to:
Queue in the crying about harassment and dogpiling and yada yada. This fat faggot loves to poke other people and then act like a victim.
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I'm not a smart man so would someone be so kind as to explain what this even means?
How were we "so close to avoiding this"? Because Biden, a man you've all but admitted is a puppet, will enforce mask mandates on everyone and an untested vaccine, made under Trumps watch and guidance but whatever, is supposedly coming out soon? You've already said that you don't go out because you have a "chronic immunocompromised condition" so none of that matters to you. There's also the fact that no one was going out to see movies because of all the mandates and, quite frankly, most movies just suck. Why pay $60 dollars for two tickets, popcorn and drinks when you can pay $5 and stream a movie at home where you don't have to deal with any weirdo neckbeards eating nachos and farting?
Speaking of vaccines,
You were the same douche bag that was extolling the virtues of Disney+ so why is HBO the bad guy Bob?
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lol Bob you can't jump.
How were we "so close to avoiding this"? Because Biden, a man you've all but admitted is a puppet, will enforce mask mandates on everyone and an untested vaccine, made under Trumps watch and guidance but whatever, is supposedly coming out soon? You've already said that you don't go out because you have a "chronic immunocompromised condition" so none of that matters to you. There's also the fact that no one was going out to see movies because of all the mandates and, quite frankly, most movies just suck. Why pay $60 dollars for two tickets, popcorn and drinks when you can pay $5 and stream a movie at home where you don't have to deal with any weirdo neckbeards eating nachos and farting?
Speaking of vaccines,
You were the same douche bag that was extolling the virtues of Disney+ so why is HBO the bad guy Bob?
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lol Bob you can't jump.
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You’d think an obese shut in would be happy that he no longer has to leave his basement apartment to review movies.
Totally Awesome
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I don't understand how Bob can avoid talking about covid 19 in one post, then talking about getting the vaccine in another.
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I had originally said darkies instead of women because I was thinking Fairbanks was that black chick who tried to make the bully doxing forum, who's now conservative, and who's name escapes me. I'm batting over 500 today fam...
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Candace Owens. I'm an exceptional individual
GODDAMNED WOMEN WITH THEIR GODDAMNED OPINIONS AND POINT OUT HOW I'M A GODDAMNED MORON!
He set it up so he can't get grief from any one who doesn't give him asspats.
hastig stunned 'n bravo
lol as almost to prove Cassandra's point
The original archive was from 2 years ago and had none of the mental illness listed in the bio.
lmao at that pinned tweet.
I had originally said darkies instead of women because I was thinking Fairbanks was that black chick who tried to make the bully doxing forum, who's now conservative, and who's name escapes me. I'm batting over 500 today fam...
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Candace Owens. I'm an exceptional individual
GODDAMNED WOMEN WITH THEIR GODDAMNED OPINIONS AND POINT OUT HOW I'M A GODDAMNED MORON!
He set it up so he can't get grief from any one who doesn't give him asspats.
hastig stunned 'n bravo
lol as almost to prove Cassandra's point
The original archive was from 2 years ago and had none of the mental illness listed in the bio.
lmao at that pinned tweet.
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Since yesterday he gained 1 (one) new patron and 1 (one) dollar per month. If he is honest in his e-begging spiel, he'd agree it helps a lot.
An obsolete industry buckling under the waves of Superior Future, somehow it is a "disaster":
And all of a sudden, jerbs matter.
I can't make a lick of sense of Bobby's big word reply; I'm just surprised he didn't resort to his customary "obsolete jerbs damage environment and stole my childhood and my dreams!!!" spiel.
In these trying times, Bobby prays to Mother Hillary:
And of course he counts on the succor of Kamala Harris:
Somehow he has no complain watching Mulan on stream. Putting movie on stream is just another tactic: it is not a bad thing as long as the right people do it.
Frozen and Georgia O'Keefe:
Sometimes an ice cave is just an ice cave, friendo.
More cartoon:
On a subject more relevant to our age group, can any film buff confirm what Bobby says?
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Tulsi Gabbard:
Lock Rittenhouse up!!!!!!! Excuse me, Execute him!!!!!!
You have my permission to go MOTI.
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More dogpiling on Bobby defending the castration of children:
Looks like the dogpiling will go on for a while. Keep tabs on this tweet.
Bob makes another blooper:
FYI the The Origin of Species has only one illustration, and it looks like nothing Bobby would understand. But of course Bobby is talking about something else, something that has nothing to do with Darwin and is actually at odds with Darwin's theory.
Bobby's Angels. Bobby renews his licence as a male feminist through Matt Wilkins.
Somehow "pandering to the audience" is a good tactic when you attempt to sell shit to "minorities"; yet it should never be used on bad targets, i.e. heterosexual men.
And finally, Bobby's anti-fans are invited to step up their game:
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Hahahahaha, he can talk all the shit he likes about Ruralites, white people, people who don't want kids to have their dicks cut off, etc etc, but as soon as the tables turn he hides in the corner, how pathetic.
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Same way that he can blame Warner's decision to move their content to HBO Max on COVID and Drumpf's failure to respond to it in one post, and blame it on ATT/Warner wanting to push HBO Max in the next: Bob's an idiot that just wants to be mad at someone.
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Now I get to say THOSE GODDAMNED DARKIES WITH THEIR GODDAMNED OPINIONS!
Now with helpful explainations from old friend Arkle!
If you're like me and you have no idea who this is allow me to illuminate you.
She is Black Panther's little sister in the movie Disney's Marvel The Black Panther.
The problematic "ultra-Church stuff"
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The vid's over an hour long and I have no desire to watch all of it. At 1:44 he says that people say the vaccine will take over your mind and turn you into an Animorph and all the 90's kids with Scholastic book fairs said "I know that reference!" *insert soyjack.bmp*. I will paste the description.
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Bob can't stop WON'T STOP!
Because white people and black people can't be buddies unless they have an invisible sky daddy to chant to like some sort of ape. Bob's Fedora barely fits in the span of God's hand.
Now with helpful explainations from old friend Arkle!
If you're like me and you have no idea who this is allow me to illuminate you.
She is Black Panther's little sister in the movie Disney's Marvel The Black Panther.
The problematic "ultra-Church stuff"
The vid
I know nothing about this person, his supposed church, or this "Luciferase". Make your own judgement. Just please keep in mind that Bob is the same guy who said Epstein didn't kill himself, Russia got Trump elected, and Bill Bar is a deep state plant for not prosecuting Trump.
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Bob can't stop WON'T STOP!
Because white people and black people can't be buddies unless they have an invisible sky daddy to chant to like some sort of ape. Bob's Fedora barely fits in the span of God's hand.
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Luciferase is the enzyme that makes fireflies and some other creatures glow ("Lucifer" just means "bringer of light"). I don't think Lucifierase has many applications, not even in research: when researchers of cell biology need to mark the cells by making them glow, Green Fluorescent Protein (GFP) is a much easier way to do so.
It is unnecessary (and it won't work) to add an extra ingredient to vaccines to identify who has taken it; the person's immune response (high amount of antibodies) will tell you. More ingredients just means higher chances of allergic reactions.
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Subscribe to his Patreon (and keep paying) or he will find you and destroy you.
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I must be stupid. Why would Bob wish to go to a movie theater during a pandemic?
He has so many pre-existing factors that he should not be going anywhere.
Furthermore, what are these shit jobs he wishes to save? Are they not just minimum wage with no other benefits? He makes it sound like teenage popcorn venders are fucking industrial workers and the local movie center is the largest employer got miles around.
He has so many pre-existing factors that he should not be going anywhere.
Furthermore, what are these shit jobs he wishes to save? Are they not just minimum wage with no other benefits? He makes it sound like teenage popcorn venders are fucking industrial workers and the local movie center is the largest employer got miles around.
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He's being a belligerent asshole for the sake of it. He needs something else to blame on Trump and anyone who's not Disney. Theaters shutting down, which was an inevitability in this fucking "new normal" that he's so jazzed about, is just that, something else. He care nothing for the poor kid working the concession stand or the disabled person ripping your stub.
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I don't really feel like wading through all of Bob's word vomit tonight, so I'll just focus on one point:
Fuck you, Bob. I've been looking forward to Dune ever since it was announced, and it was the movie I was most looking forward to seeing this year before the Wu Flu canceled those plans. One of the most groundbreaking and prolific sci-fi series of all time, and he seriously thinks that nobody was interested? I guess the trailer didn't have enough spandexed cape-wearers quipping at each other to hold his attention. He might claim that nobody cares, but I feel like if he were doing this schtick back in the late 90's, he'd probably have said the same thing about the then-upcoming Lord of the Rings trilogy, and we all know how that turned out. Dune's weird, to be sure, but you never know what ends up becoming a hit.
Christ, Bobby radiates so much smugness, the fat retard so fucking sure that every single thing he says is 100% correct, when in reality it's pretty much exactly the opposite. I expect some regurgitated "Dune is Islamophobic/Paul is a white savior" tripe like his senpais like to spout when it gets closer to actually releasing, with plenty of
emojis peppered in for good measure.
Or in short, Bob's retarded.
Fuck you, Bob. I've been looking forward to Dune ever since it was announced, and it was the movie I was most looking forward to seeing this year before the Wu Flu canceled those plans. One of the most groundbreaking and prolific sci-fi series of all time, and he seriously thinks that nobody was interested? I guess the trailer didn't have enough spandexed cape-wearers quipping at each other to hold his attention. He might claim that nobody cares, but I feel like if he were doing this schtick back in the late 90's, he'd probably have said the same thing about the then-upcoming Lord of the Rings trilogy, and we all know how that turned out. Dune's weird, to be sure, but you never know what ends up becoming a hit.
Christ, Bobby radiates so much smugness, the fat retard so fucking sure that every single thing he says is 100% correct, when in reality it's pretty much exactly the opposite. I expect some regurgitated "Dune is Islamophobic/Paul is a white savior" tripe like his senpais like to spout when it gets closer to actually releasing, with plenty of
emojis peppered in for good measure.He doesn't, he wants the pandemic to be over so he can go back to consooming product in theaters like he's used to. Like basically everyone on the left, he continues to blame Bad Orange Man for mishandling the pandemic, even though it's state governments that handle these things due to separation of powers, and even though China is really where you should source the blame for the coof. He thinks that selfish people that want to do things like see their families, keep their businesses running, not lose their jobs, and generally live their lives are responsible for keeping the pandemic going on as long as it has, and he legitimately believes that lockdowns weren't completely ineffective, we just didn't do them right. So blah blah it's all the Mayo Ghouls' fault he can't go to the megaplex and consoom the latest MCU drivel.
Or in short, Bob's retarded.
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Is "Da Chippa!" autistic? Even assuming he's trying to contact this patron for legitimate reasons (maybe he's given up and just wants to go ahead and get rid of that copy of The Last Blockbuster), why the hell would anyone else know who Jonathan is?
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