Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Imagine someone animating a fake trailer for his "Care Bears meets Paradise Lost" pitch.
At least that movie idea is a bit original, if only for how cringeworthy it is in taking a beloved child's property and cramming a fedora on it. Bob's other ideas aren't nearly as inspired, especially the one about "Wht if we made a movie about the Predator alien, but he's the interplanetary version of a redneck?" Sorry Bob, but several people have made movies based on that idea already, and none of them were any good.
 
I just had a horrifying thought. What if Bob ever attempted to make money by selling his jizz to a sperm bank? Can you imagine the kids that would result? Of course I'm pretty sure sperm banks have standards, and I think the ultimate rejection of all is if Bob was rejected by a sperm bank for being too low-quality. I mean, they DON'T take just anyone's tard cum, do they? :optimistic:
Bob isn't donating any sperm until he can excavate his dick from all that fat.
 
I think that's probably accurate, really. Without the insane, over the top hateful rhetoric, Bob is a garden variety lefty. Shitting on Trump is practically required for the cohort he thinks he belongs to. Saying the working class needs to hurry the fuck up and die already is on another level.
There's also his platform (or lack thereof).

Bob was at least tolerated by the clique because he had a platform at a major gaming site, but started to ignore him once he was fired from The Escapist. Now Bob has been fired a second time he once again has nothing to offer them, but now he's also a liability.

What's kind of cringe inducing is that Bob played along with "the narrative" (attacking Mass Effect 3 and Batman) despite not getting any of the benefits. He did it simply because the people he wanted to be friends with were doing it.

Anyone have that clip of moviebob going over which versions of Peach were okay to jack off to? Im sure it was from one of his early Game Overthinker videos.
I don't remember that. There's only one Game Overthinker episode he's deleted. I assume that's the episode.

Given that he has doubled down on defending Cuties, tried to start a flagging campaign against Memology, got fired by the Escapist again, and got shut down by Lindsay for being a creep.

He also has made retarded statements like wanting to invade Poland, and screaming how Trump stole his Halloween and Summer

The best part is that the year is not over yet and who knows what Bob could chimp out about next.
And the "small amount of food" tweet.

I'm starting to wonder: has Bob, at any point in this whole mess, considered just walking away from Twitter for a few days and doing literally anything else? It seems like it would be the best way to defuse tensions for all concerned.
He should have done that a long time ago. He'd be less angry for a start.

Bob seems to still think that gaming is full of "dudesbro" (what a stupidass term from an mongoloid) while gamíng never have been full of dudebroes.
Dudebros only like Halo, Call of Duty, GTA, and Madden. Anyone who plays something outside Bob's narrow tastes is a dudebro. This is how Razorfist's love of PC stealth games and mech sims makes him a dudebro who only likes CoD, Halo, GTA, and Madden.

Has Bob even ever played a Final Fantasy game anyways? Why does he hate those now?

Edit: Theory on that last question: Lingering tard rage over Square "abandoning" Nintendo by moving the series to PlayStation. Probably trigger intense personal 'Nam flashbacks.
Sorry if this has been said already (I'm still 50 pages behind) but my theory is that, along with FF7 being a Playstation game, FF is mainstream game that isn't bing bing wahoo.

He sure did:
and a response to it:
He defended it twice.
 
Comic book movies are the new Sistine Chapel.
I hate this motherfucker so much. How is it even possible to be such an absolute fucking pleb? How dare this motherfucker compare his 4 color shitfics to the Sistine Chapel ceiling? Motherfucking bastard, I want to kill him.
 
I hate this motherfucker so much. How is it even possible to be such an absolute fucking pleb? How dare this motherfucker compare his 4 color shitfics to the Sistine Chapel ceiling? Motherfucking bastard, I want to kill him.

It is pointless explaining art to Bobby.
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Here is another delicious exchange, the kind that you no doubt follow this thread for:

Bob: I don't care about Neera Tanden one way or another but if she upsets Tucker Carlson she is a good person.
Rando: Nerra is not a good person.
Bob: Who the fuck are you, garbage person?
Lass_Library: Really Bob, Nerra is not a good person.
Bob: Yessss. Kweeen!!!!!
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God damn he is pathetic. You can almost see the thirst in his eyes as he types away his response to her.
Also, what is this fat fucking forever virgin Mario LARPer going on about "garbage people" for? He literally looks like an obese Skeletor. For a guy who is so enthralled with eugenics you'd think he'd realize that he fits the bill of an "undesirable."
 
God damn he is pathetic. You can almost see the thirst in his eyes as he types away his response to her.
Also, what is this fat fucking forever virgin Mario LARPer going on about "garbage people" for? He literally looks like an obese Skeletor. For a guy who is so enthralled with eugenics you'd think he'd realize that he fits the bill of an "undesirable."
I mean, this is the same walking pile of fat who assumes that in the future there will be classes on popculture and he'll be a great scholar/teacher on the topic.
 
I mean, this is the same walking pile of fat who assumes that in the future there will be classes on popculture and he'll be a great scholar/teacher on the topic.

I'm pretty sure half the college classes these days are piontless populaire classes producing reams of pointless "teaching" jobs, the fun thing is Bob isn't qualified for even this most pathetic of a task.

In light of some of Bob's orbiter I will restate something I have said in several threads on here, someone who puts their qualifications in their nonwork related social media name/bio they are automatically a lolcow.
 
Never say never, especially since in their circle trooning out is cost-free: just say so on Twitter and you get several level-ups in the progressive stack.

I can see Bobby emulate Coffin Senpai and identifies as "agender"; he'd probably get a kick out of declaring, "They-them. My pronouns are 'they-them', garbage human!".
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I'm pretty sure they checked because Chris lost 3 more patrons in one day.

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"I don't even remember who this guy is and why I'm giving him money?" I hope the glitch is as widespread as Chris suggested before.

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Yesterday might as well be Trans Day of Virtue Signaling. If you don't want to read about trannies, move along.

Re: Some newly trooned-out actress nobody cared before yesterday. How blinkered can you be?
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Of fucking course Gunn loves an actress who is known for playing jailbait.

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Any pizza on special?

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Peter Coffin goes against the grain. Again.
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Even when we are talking about a D-list actress, Bobby's self-awareness shines through, as does his eugenics streak.
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Says the man who knows the whole world through Hollywood.

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Don't make me sympathize with Peter Coffin.

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Incidentally there is a little "defund" drama going on. Consider it a welcome diversion in this tranny shitshow:
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Cow crossover with Zach Antolek...
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... and Zach's hanger-on Jake Alley:
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Can I just say, all the handjobbing ellen page is getting is fucking ridiculous. We know she won't get the sirgery, and if she does, she is a fucking actress. One of the most privileged people, and give the gay trans shit, she is the most protected class too. Can't wait to see her and yaniv pair up for descrimination when she doesn't get the oscar amd they sue.
 
Ripley and Dallas were meant to be a couple, and there was a sex scene between them scripted. But Tom Skerrit suggested it ruined the pacing of the movie. But sure, Alien is the lesbian Die Hard.

There's also a cut scene (unfilmed or deleted, not sure) where Ripley and Lambert trade gossip about the guys in the crew they've slept with and how neither of them has slept with Ash, and speculating whether he's gay or just an oddball. But don't expect MovieBob to know film trivia.

Can I just say, all the handjobbing ellen page is getting is fucking ridiculous. We know she won't get the sirgery, and if she does, she is a fucking actress. One of the most privileged people, and give the gay trans shit, she is the most protected class too. Can't wait to see her and yaniv pair up for descrimination when she doesn't get the oscar amd they sue.

A-fucking-men. At least Bruce Jenner had the wherewithal to tease the public for months on end with facial surgeries and manicures and a goddamn tracheal shave. Ellen Page stuffs her hair into a baseball cap, throws on a button down shirt, and calls herself a dude. What an unbelievably lazy grift.
 
WokeBob is tring to be woker

I get the feeling the only reason this video even exists is because Bob thought the phrase "Into the Mulanverse" was so clever he just HAD to use it for something.

Ellen Page stuffs her hair into a baseball cap, throws on a button down shirt, and calls herself a dude. What an unbelievably lazy grift.
I think the purpose of the hat is twofold. One, it serves as visible representation of her coming out as a "man". Two (and more importantly), she noticed all the people making fun of her huge forehead and this is her attempt at hiding it now.
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I hate this motherfucker so much. How is it even possible to be such an absolute fucking pleb? How dare this motherfucker compare his 4 color shitfics to the Sistine Chapel ceiling? Motherfucking bastard, I want to kill him.
Why kill Bob Chipman? His punishment for the crime of being Bob Chipman is, was, and always will be being Bob Chipman.
 
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