Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

Bob's ego is too huge to admit he might have any problems. Trooning is the ultimate white flag trying to give up in the hope the problems take pity on them. Bob won't troon for the same reason he will never admit to his life being shit.

Plus, if Bobo did troon out, there wouldnt be much change from how he looks. Maybe hed become fatter, but he already has boobs.

 

[Aramis]

Lego goes woke, too woke for Bobby's blood in fact:
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What is the problem here? Lego, building, am I missing something?

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

What is the problem here? Lego, building, am I missing something?

It's 2020, you can't just imply it's OK to rebuild things. Those burnt out buildings are structurally enriched.

Erasing the handiwork of proud PoCs is like erasing PoCs themselves.

 

[instythot]

ORANGE MAN BAAAAAADDDD!!!
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FOX MAN BAAAAADDDDDD!!!
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It is entirely typical of Bobby to believe that media people have a bigger influence than actual policy-makers.

FOX MAN PATHETIC!!!!!!
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Here is another delicious exchange, the kind that you no doubt follow this thread for:

Bob: I don't care about Neera Tanden one way or another but if she upsets Tucker Carlson she is a good person.
Rando: Nerra is not a good person.
Bob: Who the fuck are you, garbage person?
Lass_Library: Really Bob, Nerra is not a good person.
Bob: Yessss. Kweeen!!!!!
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Twitterites smell high-cholesterol blood in the water:
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Other political takes:
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Bobby sees no problem with financial exploitation of third-world countries, as long as the coastal elites do it. I'm pretty sure cacao doesn't grow commercially in New York City.
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I'm sure the Blue State Elites move to Red Sisterfuckville out of the goodness of their hearts, because they want to "keep the rest of US afloat"!

According to Bobby, if you are "historically marginalized", it means you are no longer "marginalized" now. You are stupid if you don't realize this.
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Lego goes woke, too woke for Bobby's blood in fact:
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Some two-bit actress troons out. The virtue-signaling frenzy begins:
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When Bobby thinks Takashi Miike, he thinks this:
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Bobby's Angels. Here he shills for the fundraiser of another stunning and beautiful one, to become even more stunning and beautiful:
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By the same token, if Bobby is to troon out, he still remains a creep.

Patreon attempts to squeeze their e-beggars again. Let's see what will happen.
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Apparently lots of e-beggars are having problem with rejected payments, not just Chris alone.

Didn't Orange Man's trade war with Canada consist of him bullying Justin T into renegotiating NAFTA more in the US's favor? I wouldn't call that a loss

 

[The tired cat]

It's 2020, you can't just imply it's OK to rebuild things. Those burnt out buildings are structurally enriched.

Erasing the handiwork of proud PoCs is like erasing PoCs themselves.

I thought it was more about "Wut?! You wish to rebuild da oppressive Nazi-Facist world?! The one we brave fweedom fightahs are trying to overthrow?!"

 

[Benisbro]

Bob's ego is too huge to admit he might have any problems. Trooning is the ultimate white flag trying to give up in the hope the problems take pity on them. Bob won't troon for the same reason he will never admit to his life being shit.

Well hey now, Blorb is incessantly complaining about how shit his life is, the problem is that he never admits the real reason why his life sucks i.e. shitty decisions, untreated mental illness, and being an annoying Dunning Kruger asshole.
This does confirm he’ll never troon out tho since that would involve admitting something’s wrong with him, rather than Pmurt and his army of obsolete Gamergate mayochuds.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Robert will never troon out. He’s too invested in his identity as a ladies’ man, despite the data. In reality, he’s just a boring, straight virgin pervert.

 

[existencialdispointment]

I hate to sound like I'm defending him, but he gave Logan a positive review. Other than that, you're not wrong.



Ok, so why don't you apply the same line of logic for jogger and wetback criminals who hurt people in the U.S. far more than fascists? You guys constantly go on about how criminals can be reformed and emphasize rehabilitative justice over punitive justice, yet you advocate for the latter when it comes to white undesirables. By your logic, if you murdered an entire family and burned down their bodies to ashes, laughing maniacaly while you do so, you can be redeemed (especially if you're black or brown), but if you post Pepe memes online and dabble in race-realism without actually doing any tangible harm to anybody, you're damned for life.



Only to Bob could a man who has stood up to actual authoritarian regimes and risked his life in the name of legitimate journalism be a worse person than a Washington insider and Clinton loyalist.

nor hating race realism is my favorite joke. considering both then to believe genes determine behavior. what the fuck did he think that would mean when people look at crime stats.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It's 2020, you can't just imply it's OK to rebuild things. Those burnt out buildings are structurally enriched.

Erasing the handiwork of proud PoCs is like erasing PoCs themselves.

I thought it was more about "Wut?! You wish to rebuild da oppressive Nazi-Facist world?! The one we brave fweedom fightahs are trying to overthrow?!"

I think it's more that even alluding that damage was done in the fiery but peaceful protest is itself haram.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Didn't Orange Man's trade war with Canada consist of him bullying Justin T into renegotiating NAFTA more in the US's favor? I wouldn't call that a loss

Nah, that would require Blobbo to understand nuanced concepts like trade deals between nation leaders and human interaction, which he won't. Ever.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Robert will never troon out. He’s too invested in his identity as a ladies’ man, despite the data. In reality, he’s just a boring, straight virgin pervert.

The weird thing is if he did it he could get tons of Victimhood and Woke points and with the new wave of SJW White Male to Female Troons you don't even have to commit.

These guys just slap on a dress, some make up, and let their hair grow or buy a wig and declare themselves women no drugs or surgery. Then they yell I'm a lesbian to boot and get more woke points and possibly some pity pussy and will call any dyke or broad who won't date them a bigot.

I seriously think he's to lazy to even do that or he just doesn't want to have to wear a moo moo.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

Robert will never troon out. He’s too invested in his identity as a ladies’ man, despite the data. In reality, he’s just a boring, straight virgin pervert.

Most feminist men are the same. They just want to get laid like most men, it's just that they chose the most pathetic strategy to attain it. Instead of seeking out a religious woman who'd love to pop out babies for Jesus, or just plain paying for it, Bob wants to get laid by pretending to be the ally of feminist women.

The only difference is they're the kind of "ally" that these feminist women see as disposable: there's no shortage of simps, and no shortage of feminist simps. When they get bored, they leave and go for another man. It's the brooding, hyper-masculine tough guys they stick with, because they get attracted by that shit. Whereas feminist men, at most, if they're attractive, are just a fuck-and-forget experience for feminist women, kinda like moist towelettes. You wipe yourself with them, then you throw them away and forget about them.

Bob isn't even attractive enough for that. But he still acts like he has a chance with them to feed his ego. His recent kerfuffle with Lindsay Ellis serves to further prove that point; he desperately wants to be acknowledged as an ally of these wahmen, but to them, he's a fat disposable pig good only for a photo-op that they will most likely forget in a month.

 

[Neko GF]

Cinema Roberto DESTROYS Tucker Carlson with FACTS, LOGIC, and REASON:

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1334180460193312769 (Archive)

Indeed there are tones of fat people in America. Robert is an excellent example of this!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1244751704211537921 (Archive)

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Cinema Roberto DEVOURS Tucker Carlson with FATS, LARD, and REESES

FTFY

 

[StraightShooter2]

They've already been beaten to it.

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It certainly makes the Lefty women uncomfortable and I'm sure it comes out with better takes on pretty much every topic than Bob.

The amount someone would have to pay for that (when with that money they'd easily have access to any legal hooker or mail-order bride they want) makes it pretty much unsellable, except specifically to someone who has a "robot fetish".

 

[lolwatagain]

Jesus Christ what are those horrifying monstrosities?

"Salads"

Vintage Shrimp Jello Salad

So gross, and yet also awesome...?

12tomatoes.com

 

[existencialdispointment]

The amount someone would have to pay for that (when with that money they'd easily have access to any legal hooker or mail-order bride they want) makes it pretty much unsellable, except specifically to someone who has a "robot fetish".

prostotution is illegal and dolls don't carry stds

 

[myiqis53]

Robert will never troon out. He’s too invested in his identity as a ladies’ man, despite the data. In reality, he’s just a boring, straight virgin pervert.

Are you sure about that? Maybe one day he'll convince himself becoming a ladies' lady will help him in his love quest.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Bob's niece is the brightest star in his dark, damp, and dismal life. He probably wants to have kids of his own. Trooning out would be at odds with that. Although admittedly it's not clear if Bob realizes that last part; he'll naturally believe only the best about trannydom, and I'm sure his belief in the Superior Future(tm) has him thinking that fully functional uterine transplants are just around the corner.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Bob's niece is the brightest star in his dark, damp, and dismal life. He probably wants to have kids of his own. Trooning out would be at odds with that. Although admittedly it's not clear if Bob realizes that last part; he'll naturally believe only the best about trannydom, and I'm sure his belief in the Superior Future(tm) has him thinking that fully functional uterine transplants are just around the corner.

There's no way that the mega-giga-ultra-übermensch that is MovieBob doesn't believe that his genes absolutely NEED to be passed on so that the superior, enlightened white male phenotype that he embodies with every fiber of his being eclipses the mediocre rubes that are holding us back.

But yeah, he's clearly just waiting for the Apple iUterus that will be developed in the next few years to do so as a mother.