"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[muh_moobs]

He could save a lot and recycle his Artisan Vegan Pizza all while getting high if he took up Jenkem.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Would jenkem work on him? It strikes me that given his bowel problem, his tendency to envelop himself in several layers of pleather and his dislike of washing, his lower body is probably already encrusted in jenkem.

 

[muh_moobs]

Would jenkem work on him? It strikes me that given his bowel problem, his tendency to envelop himself in several layers of pleather and his dislike of washing, his lower body is probably already encrusted in jenkem.

No, that's just dried shit.

Jenkem is shit+piss fomented in sunlight and you huff the fumes. Filthy Phil is dirty and likely smells really, really bad, but I guarantee he's not getting high on his own fecal fumes. He wears his clothing too tight, for starters.

 

[Old Fart]

A small part of me is still disappointed that Phil didn't end up dropping everything and somehow getting his ass to that doomed-to-fail glorified work colony.

As far as I know they never sold it so he could still go there. Kitchenware (i.e. a skillet) available.

Here's a thought;
What are the odds Spudz Delici dies of a bacterial infection from constantly wearing that gas mask? All that sweat, breath vapor and general Phil funk getting trapped on the inner walls and in the valves can't be good for human life, and you know he doesn't clean that thing.

If he survived all the other clothing he never seems to take off (you've seen his feet, right?), the gas mask is probably not going to make much of a difference. In normal humans, bacterial mass is about 3% of total body mass; in Phil, 3% of the bacterial mass is made of phil.

 

[Thumb Butler]

No, that's just dried shit.

Jenkem is shit+piss fomented in sunlight and you huff the fumes. Filthy Phil is dirty and likely smells really, really bad, but I guarantee he's not getting high on his own fecal fumes. He wears his clothing too tight, for starters.

Are you telling me he's a living jenkem bottle? This could explain why Antifa keeps him around.

 

[The Dude]

You guys know jenkem is just a meme and isn't real, right? You can't get high off poo gas.

 

[Duke Nukem]

You guys know jenkem is just a meme and isn't real, right? You can't get high off poo gas.

If you've read Fallout lore, you'd know that ain't true.

 

[Billy Herrington]

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Imagine my shock, it's a bunch of skinny teenagers in tacticool gear. Loving the one with "she/her" on his chest. You're supposed to be defending your nation from the fascist menace, is it that important to you that people know you're a tranny? What am I saying, of course it is, these people don't have anything else in their lives. I bet not one of these dudes has so much as thrown a punch in their life.

Do these goobers' parents know they skipped school for this?

 

[The Dude]

If you've read Fallout lore, you'd know that ain't true.

But that wasn't from just the poo gas alone, it was due to a protein extract that was given to cows/brahmin that caused the drug to metabolize in their feces. And it wasn't done by fermentation of feces and urine in bottles left out in the sun.

 

[muh_moobs]

But that wasn't from just the poo gas alone, it was due to a protein extract that was given to cows/brahmin that caused the drug to metabolize in their feces. And it wasn't done by fermentation of feces and urine in bottles left out in the sun.

Next you're gonna same the dimension merge isn't real either. Wrong.

Jenkem is love. Jenkem is life.

 

[The Dude]

Next you're gonna same the dimension merge isn't real either. Wrong.

Jenkem is love. Jenkem is life.

Should I break it to you now about Tyce just being a character and not a real person?

 

[Coldgrip]

Should I break it to you now about Tyce just being a character and not a real person?

You stop this blasphemy right now! The Commander is real. just like Santa Claus and the Easter Rape Bunny!!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

You guys know jenkem is just a meme and isn't real, right? You can't get high off poo gas.

Just like whippets, your not getting high off the gas but the lack of oxygen going to your brain.

 

[muh_moobs]

wth is going on in here? Is Phil dead or at least coofed yet????

Neither. Just autistic.

 

[Miss Misery]

Today I came across a nearly 20-year-old article from Willamette Week and it reminded me of ADF...

CROSSING THE LINE​

Debbie Woodcock was once a Portland police officer. Now she's a he.​

by NICK BUDNICK​

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With his stocky build and tendency to sport jeans, work boots and a few days' growth under his nose and chin, Damon Woodcock looks like a former prep linebacker now in blue-collar work. He has a penchant for T-shirts that show off his beefy arms, but you don't realize his strength until, punctuating a joke, he casually backhands your shoulder--a friendly pat that packs a wallop.​

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It's not obvious, then, that Damon used to be Debbie, and Debbie used to be a cop. In December 1998, when she became a he, his future seemed brighter--except at work. There, the Portland Police Bureau gave him a hostile reception, sparking a legal battle that lasted more than two years and officially ended last month.​

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Throughout that time, Woodcock has only once commented publicly on his case, in a brief interview with Just Out almost two years ago. Last month, he decided to break his silence with WW.​

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. . .​

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In deciding to become a transsexual, Woodcock arguably could not have chosen a better location. When it comes to trans-friendly cities, Portland "is one of the best, if not the best," says B.J. Seymour, a Portland counselor who advises people considering sex-change surgery. "Portland is kind of a mecca for transsexuals." Lori Sirotsky of the National Transgender Advocacy Coalition says the Rose City "is generally considered to be very trans-friendly."​

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No one keeps track of numbers, but Portland's trans population is estimated to exceed 1,000. Trans activist Lori Buckwalter attributes the city's allure in part to its trans-friendly policies. Portland is one of the few major cities that have outlawed bias against transgendered folks. Sexual minorities enjoy a written "partnership" agreement with the Portland Police Bureau to ensure equal protection under the law. Oregon, unlike most states, investigates claims of discrimination against transsexuals.​

 

[Andy Ngo]

Oregon, unlike most states, investigates claims of discrimination against transsexuals

Yeah those other states just let you do whatever you want to trannies lol

 

[The Dude]

Yeah those other states just let you do whatever you want to trannies lol

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I thought trannies were like coyotes and prairie dogs in most states, where they're considered varmints/pests, and you can hunt them year-round without a license or bag limit?

 

[Miss Misery]

Yeah those other states just let you do whatever you want to trannies lol

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Remember, Andy Faux, the article was from early 2002.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

Phil's been falling in the bumps

Phil! do some more crazy shit - you got your Christmas wish of getting reported on
give back and supply some sweet lol-milk

 

[The Dude]

Phil's been falling in the bumps

Phil! do some more crazy shit - you got your Christmas wish of getting reported on
give back and supply some sweet lol-milk

Maybe he's laying low now that he's getting attention from somewhere other than here? He's an easily scared little bitch, after all.