Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

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Game just looks like an unironic celebration of ugliness to me.
Which is weird because I always figured cyberpunk - at least regarding aesthetics - was about the ugliness in trying to be beautiful. Silly me.
Poles must be small as fuck.
Or at least the cucks working on this are.
 
Lol Metacuck is not allowing any reviews of this game until release. The shilling is so obvious at this point, holy shit. Would sure hurt our democracy or something if people could get opinions about things before buying them.

Edit: Remember the time when games would get reviewed a month before release and have many previews even earlier in gaming magazines and everyone had time to make up his mind with elaborate test videos etc? And does anyone remember demo versions where you could try a level or two to see if you like the game?
 
My only worry is that my 1080 won't be good enough for it on release day.

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Also there will be endless bitching from journos about some insignificant shit about how it hurts troons or women and is responsible for literal rape and suicide.
I'm in a similar situation. It really depends on what resolution you're at.
If you are at 1440p and above, games are more dependent on the GPU but at least at that res, you can be fine at Ultra but forget about ray tracing - which to me makes every surface look unnaturally wet so it's no big loss from my perspective.
 
Well that's onle penis 2, which may be the "grower not a shower" model. Penis 6 or something could be BBD.
I think they said there's only two penis options.
In the video there are 3 options. Default, Small and "Big." Same for Fem V's tits.
Lol Metacuck is not allowing any reviews of this game until release. The shilling is so obvious at this point, holy shit. Would sure hurt our democracy or something if people could get opinions about things before buying them.

Edit: Remember the time when games would get reviewed a month before release and have many previews even earlier in gaming magazines and everyone had time to make up his mind with elaborate test videos etc? And does anyone remember demo versions where you could try a level or two to see if you like the game?
I'm just gonna rely solely on this thread for the whole picture; honest opinions, critiques, Shazam memes, everything. I know I can't be the only one...right?

By the way whoever said "troons and game journalists will whine and probably dock points for some nontroversy" you can pat yourselves on the back yet again.
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It was a foregone conclusion really, but still.
 
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I'm just gonna rely solely on this thread for the whole picture; honest opinions, critiques, Shazam memes, everything. I know I can't be the only one...right?
Sail the high seas and make up your own mind, nigger, ain't nothing stopping you. Everyone knows it'll be a mess. Assuage your guilt later if they finally release a mostly finished GOTY version and the modders have had their way with it.
 
Lol Metacuck is not allowing any reviews of this game until release. The shilling is so obvious at this point, holy shit. Would sure hurt our democracy or something if people could get opinions about things before buying them.

Edit: Remember the time when games would get reviewed a month before release and have many previews even earlier in gaming magazines and everyone had time to make up his mind with elaborate test videos etc? And does anyone remember demo versions where you could try a level or two to see if you like the game?

Marketing did a bunch of research and it turned out less people bought games after trying out a demo. Shame too, shareware was a great concept right before the internet really kicked off.
 
Sail the high seas and make up your own mind, nigger, ain't nothing stopping you. Everyone knows it'll be a mess. Assuage your guilt later if they finally release a mostly finished GOTY version and the modders have had their way with it.

Do you really think it will get decent mods? Witcher 3 only had like two that ended up interesting me.
 
I too judge games based on a 300p video of pre-release last-gen console ports.

It has been clear for a while that the console versions are a mess and that the machines are just straight up not capable of running the game, I mean it fucking failed certification for christs sake and that usually means either the game does not run or is bricking consoles.

And just to point out that there is no new-gen version yet, footage from PS5 is just the PS4 game hastily thrown together to get it running on the new hardware.

As for the PC version, which is the actual game as intended, the console versions literally existing just to trick Sony and Microsoft into paying for their advertising, It a fucking AAA game of course its going to be a bug ridden mess, what idiot thinks otherwise.

Everyone knows not to buy AAA at launch and anyone that does gets everything they deserve, add on the fact that this is an open-world rpg with branching story paths, its going to be basically unplayable for 3 months.

None of this is to defend CDPR, or suggest any of this is right or fair, or to say that charging however much new games cost nowadays for something that barely works is anything but bullshit, but to say that writing the game off as shit because of this is hopelessly premature.

If in june/july of next year you show me high-end pc footage of a fully patched game still being a glitched mess, then I will write it off, but more likley I will be able to pick this up + dlc for about £20 in 18 months and have a good time.
 
I too judge games based on a 300p video of pre-release last-gen console ports.

It has been clear for a while that the console versions are a mess and that the machines are just straight up not capable of running the game, I mean it fucking failed certification for christs sake and that usually means either the game does not run or is bricking consoles.

And just to point out that there is no new-gen version yet, footage from PS5 is just the PS4 game hastily thrown together to get it running on the new hardware.

As for the PC version, which is the actual game as intended, the console versions literally existing just to trick Sony and Microsoft into paying for their advertising, It a fucking AAA game of course its going to be a bug ridden mess, what idiot thinks otherwise.

Everyone knows not to buy AAA at launch and anyone that does gets everything they deserve, add on the fact that this is an open-world rpg with branching story paths, its going to be basically unplayable for 3 months.

None of this is to defend CDPR, or suggest any of this is right or fair, or to say that charging however much new games cost nowadays for something that barely works is anything but bullshit, but to say that writing the game off as shit because of this is hopelessly premature.

If in june/july of next year you show me high-end pc footage of a fully patched game still being a glitched mess, then I will write it off, but more likley I will be able to pick this up + dlc for about £20 in 18 months and have a good time.
Being very uninterested in the game from what I've seen of it pre-release, I'm rather judgmental for a reason that has nothing to do with bugs or consoles.
My big bother is the actual core gameplay of shooting things looks like it has the feel of the endlessly copypasted since 2007 generic "Call of Duty" style of gunplay, that's gotten so tired and overdone that the actual CoD games have been moving away from it. Sure there's the futuristic totally not Deus Ex augments that might give you some abilities or powers to use in potentially interesting ways, but I don't think that's capable of being the saving grace of the gameplay, since the core gameplay being uninteresting can't really be fixed by whatever flame stripes you try to paint on the side, seeing from how uninteresting games like Wolfenstein 2009, Haze, and Timeshift were despite their attempts at gimmicks.
 
In the video there are 3 options. Default, Small and "Big." Same for Fem V's tits.

I'm just gonna rely solely on this thread for the whole picture; honest opinions, critiques, Shazam memes, everything. I know I can't be the only one...right?

By the way whoever said "troons and game journalists will whine and probably dock points for some nontroversy" you can pat yourselves on the back yet again.
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It was a foregone conclusion really, but still.


Disappointing dickage for sure. I accidentally read pubic hair color as penis color too. Man that would be fun. :lol:

Damn those cishet white AMAB edgelords. They should be sucking Abby's Penis 2 instead.
 
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