Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Mr Foster]

I picture him building a fort in his bedroom with them.

Does it have a "no girls allowed' sign causing him to have a existential crisis?

 

[Dusk]

To expand on the the whole bread thing being tied to his nephew not going to school - this may have something to do with the nephew not benefitting from eating free school lunches? I'm a UK fag so this might be completely irrelevant but I know that at least over here, many poor households rely on feeding their children via free school meals because they can't afford to buy the extra food themselves. The poorest families receive free school meals for their kids, I think this even includes breakfasts in some circumstances, more well-off families I believe still have to pay towards them (I have no kids though but this was how it was when I was at school admittedly a fuck load of years ago). So this could explain Momma Gag's vague Facebook post about it too, that she now has to buy extra lunch food for the nephew and hide that shit from fatty fat fat uncle Lou.

If this isn't how it works in the US then forgive me, I suck cocks yadda yadda yadda.

Yes, this is correct in the U.S too. I think it's a pretty universal thing for kids to gossip about who gets free lunch in the cafeteria. However, all but the most underfunded schools have programs in place during the pandemic to set up food distribution during the shutdown. If they're sending this kid home with a laptop, they're probably handing out Smuckers crustless pb&js too.

 

[Lurk]

I'm amazed no one posted this yet. Whoever said that he was sucking Rabbie's ass in the hopes that she'd share his begging was spot on:

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[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

lol.
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Why does it not surprise me that Louie Boy is one of those idiots that thinks good art is done by using expensive tools instead of by artists that worked hard to hone their skill?

Here as some examples of art done with fucking MS Paint that i found with a simple google search:





Art takes time and effort to learn and if you put in that time and effort you can make good art on just about anything. Your art isn’t going to improve with yet another expensive tablet, fatass. It will just continue to look like a 2 year old drew it except on a new $600 touch screen.

 

[TERF Accountant]

Apologies if late, but I didn't see the question get answered above. The Salvation Army uses both paid and volunteer workers.
According to Indeed.com you can make about 9.50 an hour ringing the bell.

Edited because I hit post too soon.

 

[drain]

We have no idea what this kid even likes. Spiderman? Octonauts? Mario bros? Lou probably does have some idea, he can hardly avoid hearing about at least some of it.

That's because he doesn't give a shit about anyone than himself. As you said, he only sees people as props for his grifting, and nothing else. He literally lives for coonsuming.
I said some pages back that the fact this man lives for buying things and then planning how he will buy more things is creepy because he's so empty. He has nothing else going on for him, and worse, he doesn't care. As long as he's buying shit, he doesn't care about anything else.

Louis is literally a junkie desperate for his next fix.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

That's because he doesn't give a shit about anyone than himself. As you said, he only sees people as props for his grifting, and nothing else. He literally lives for coonsuming.
I said some pages back that the fact this man lives for buying things and then planning how he will buy more things is creepy because he's so empty. He has nothing else going on for him, and worse, he doesn't care. As long as he's buying shit, he doesn't care about anything else.

Louis is literally a junkie desperate for his next fix.

Somebody should introduce Louie boy in to those mobile anime waifu slot machine games that people waste their life savings on trying to get their preferred pair of jpeg tits to stare at. See how hard the begging for bread and lettuce ramps up

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I'm amazed no one posted this yet. Whoever said that he was sucking Rabbie's ass in the hopes that she'd share his begging was spot on:
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Yeah, so he's probably going for the Galaxy Tab S7 with pen stylus ($614.99 on Amazon), which is basically the Lamborghini of tablets that even I wouldn't consider going for. This particular pipe dream reminds me of the old MacPaint magazine ads from 35 years ago that showcased the amazing things you could accomplish with one simple computer program:



Of course, the thing that was seriously underrepresented by these ads was that you actually had to be capable of producing artwork of that quality on paper before any program could help you--as I discovered far too late once I actually managed to procure a pirated copy of MacPaint. In my defense, I was like 16 years old at the time, not 37 like Lou.

That said, computer-assisted learning can in fact give you a great deal of invaluable education, provided that you're willing to put in the effort. About 5 years ago I learned to play the guitar from Rocksmith 2014, a remarkable "game" that lets you plug a real electric guitar directly into a video game console and take advantage of a wide variety of innovative guitar lessons with a ton of DLC based on real downloadable classic and modern rock tracks. Unfortunately, it turned out that I didn't actually care about learning to play guitar as much as I thought I did, and my interest eventually waned to the point where I'd probably have to start from scratch if I cared enough to pick it up again, which I don't. One guess as to whether Lou would be willing to put in more time, effort, and dedication than yr. obt. svt.

 

[Spoonomancer]

let's say Lou does obtain this tablet:
1. What are the odds that he actually starts taking commission work, and how much do you think he'd take?
2. How many months will he take to sell this tablet for the next Latest and Greatest tablet? I personally think two.

 

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I honestly had to make two passes at this, because the first time I thought it was a cat-woman lying on her back and looking up, then I thought it was it was a cat's head resting on two spread buttcheeks. That said, I apologize for making the following.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

I honestly had to make two passes at this, because the first time I thought it was a cat-woman lying on her back and looking up, then I thought it was it was a cat's head resting on two spread buttcheeks. That said, I apologize for making the following.

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The more I look at that drawing the harder I laugh, Christ Almighty Lou, if you ever wondered why you have one of the biggest threads in Animal Control, it’s shit like this

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Unfortunatelyy, it turned out that I didn't actually care about learning to play guitar as much as I thought I did, and my interest eventually waned to the point where I'd probably have to start from scratch if I cared enough to pick it up again, which I don't. One guess as to whether Lou would be willing to put in more time, effort, and dedication than yr. obt. svt.

That's the thing, when people dive into potential hobbies for the first time, they tend to go for the cheapest route. I've taken up some hobbies and tried to learn new skills, some I ditched because they never held my interest or ended up not being enjoyable (Digital Art for example, spent maybe $20 on a sketchbook program), but once you find a hobby that really speaks to you (In my case, Model kits), that's when you start investing money into it. I started with a few $20 Gunpla kits and some cheap paints, once it turned out to be my main hobby, that's when I pulled the trigger on an airbrush and more expensive kits, paints, brushes, etc.

I'm looking into learning Piano next year as well, which means I will probably buy one of those cheap assed $60 keyboards to learn the basics and see if it's something I want to develop further. I sure as shit ain't gonna spend 2k on a full size professional keyboard as a beginner instrument. But Lou believes that buying a $600 tablet will make him a digital artist, when most get started on the cheapest tablet + pen combo *they can afford*.

Must be hard to know the value of money if you've never worked for it in your life, eh Lou?

 

[Princess Strawberry]

Must be hard to know the value of money if you've never worked for it in your life, eh Lou?

People who cant administer their own money have a mindset of 'if its expensive, its good' so maybe hes just going for really fucking expensive shit without having any idea how much that amount actually is. This guy apparently doesnt even know what bread costs, let alone have any idea what a decent cheap tablet would.

 

[Miss Misery]

Yes, this is correct in the U.S too. I think it's a pretty universal thing for kids to gossip about who gets free lunch in the cafeteria.

Schools haven't been allowed to identify which students get free or reduced-price lunch for years.

And as has been already answered, school lunch is still being provided to students in most districts - including Lou's.

 

[Piss Bear]

I honestly had to make two passes at this, because the first time I thought it was a cat-woman lying on her back and looking up, then I thought it was it was a cat's head resting on two spread buttcheeks. That said, I apologize for making the following.

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It's like an ink blot test, everyone sees something different! At first, knowing Lou, I assumed it was a massive cleavage. I think that probably is what it's supposed to be, personally. Also, you gotta love how he jumps from saying "A 6 year old could do better than me..." to: "I need a$600+ tablet so I can improve, so can someone please, please gibs?"

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

It's like an ink blot test, everyone sees something different! At first, knowing Lou, I assumed it was a massive cleavage. I think that probably is what it's supposed to be, personally. Also, you gotta love how he jumps from saying "A 6 year old could do better than me..." to: "I need a$600+ tablet so I can improve, so can someone please, please gibs?"

I don’t know what’s more pathetic: the drawing, or the fact that Lou put more time and care in to it than he has collectively over his entire life trying to better himself.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

I do not know how to do it, but can someone please post his recent voice to text tweets? Please? They are fucking hilarious and everyone needs to hear them!

 

[kevin]

I don’t know what’s more pathetic: the drawing, or the fact that Lou put more time and care in to it than he has collectively over his entire life trying to better himself.

and he probably put 10 minutes into the drawing, tops.

 

[Doggo]

I can't believe you biggots are shitting on Lou's autistic artistic abilities! Just look at this and try to tell me it doesn't have the makings of a masterpiece!
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I feel bad for the ipad that had to draw that.

But in all seriousness, and any, uhh... neurodiversity notwithstanding (although it can play a positive or negative part in this, but pushing that to the side for a sec), I don't think it's impossible to become an artist later in life. Sure the brain might be less plastic later on in life, but it's not set in stone. Every time each one of us does something new, we take a new way to work, or we find a new tool to do our jobs more efficiently, etc, our brains are making new connections, new pathways, new memories, whatever. That continues for the rest of our lives, for the most part.

It might not be easy to pick something up later on in life, and you may never be quite as good at it, but if you make an attempt, and stick to it, you'll probably put in a damn good innings anyway.

Edit: spelling and grammar, of course.

 

[JaneThough]

I feel bad for the ipad that had to draw that.

But in all seriousness, and any, uhh... neurodiversity notwithstanding (although it can play a positive or negative part in this, but pushing that to the side for a sec), I don't think it's impossible to become an artist later in life. Sure the brain might be less plastic later on in life, but it's not set in stone. Every time each one of us does something new, we take a new way to work, or we find a new tool to do our jobs more efficiently, etc, our brains are making new connections, new pathways, new memories, whatever. That continues for the rest of our lives, for the most part.

It might not be easy to pick something up later on in life, and you may never be quite as good at it, but if you make an attempt, and stick to it, you'll probably put in a damn good innings anyway.

Edit: spelling and grammar, of course.

Grandma Mosesdidn't start painting until she was in her late 70s and still managed to be a successful artist. It's never too late to start, but this all has zero to do with Lou. He has no intention of putting in the work to become any type of artist, let alone one who can make a living off their art. He plans to get a free tablet then move on to the next grift.