Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

[Khivaria]

Don't lots of waifufags try to make tulpas to enforce their delusions? Add in the mental illness and I'm surprised we haven't seen more of these situations.

Wouldn't surprise me if they did.
Anyways, here's a quick look at r/MASFandom:

Spoiler: glad I didn't go this far

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MASFandom/...t_reached_1500_affection_im_so_happy_heres_a/
I'll research this later (hopefully they have a Discord) but the affection level is clearly something that takes some effort to raise. I doubt it's very rewarding to, though. From previous posts in this thread, apparently you can't even hug Monika in the game.

Spoiler: kind of defeats the USB mechanic

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https://www.reddit.com/r/MASFandom/comments/k64bum/im_sure_many_people_have_the_question_of_is/

Spoiler: how has this guy not been banned yet

This is the same guy that made the post just above this one. I don't think he actually has a girlfriend...
archive
https://www.reddit.com/r/MASFandom/comments/k5kvmj/alright_so/

Edit: Found this.

Spoiler: read the comments

Wonder if that guy's been banned.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MASFandom/comments/k461he/how_could_someone_from_my_own_family_say/
https://archive.md/t6gOZ

 

[Kaneshiro Shoots Lemurs]

Ah yes, Rule 9... It does say that abandoning a kidfu is "unacceptable", which probably translates to a ban. My favorite part of that rule, however, is probably this:

And what a responsibility it is... I wonder if they've had to talk to JediRalts about this.

I see that we are still talking about dead horses, when you have new lolcows to deal with.

How about you actually do something like literally anything. Some welfare leach in the UK pays for a monthly DDoS and all that happens is we can’t post for five minutes. But it’s more the you’ve done or are able to. You don’t even have the numbers for an old school forum raid.

So far you’re big gambit was pictures of JoJo characters shopped over the heads of CGI penguins. How will we ever recover from such a forceful blow.

Anyway, Merry Christmas, to you Babyface.

Spoiler: lots of images

https://youtu.be/Q4YFTkUrmrA

 

[Brain.exe]

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https://youtu.be/Q4YFTkUrmrA

Not even going to mention all the other shit, but at least archive the video for fuck's sake. The lip-smacking in the beginning was funny though.

Spoiler: Description/Script

So, kiwifarmers. I promised the Paladins were to start upping our game a little, and would start taking more actions to stand against you. It seems that got you to finally start seriously moving against us. If only you were decent enough to actually infiltrate us. Seriously, after all this failed raiding and underhanded tactics. A kiwifarmer had to just reach out to an admiral to try and get an interview with me. Which is hilarious to me for so many reasons. For one, the Paladins have had an awful history with foes getting spies in, so it shouldn’t have been that hard in the first place. Second, you guys still can’t figure out who everyone is despite trying so hard to “expose” us and find our weak spots. The guy thought admiral pama was me! Then in all their divine wisdom, they decided to make up this whole story about my discord being deleted and not being able to reach me. When this was relayed I seriously had to do a double take. My two discords have been exactly the same since the Paladins reemerged on youtube at the earliest when my paladin discord was created, and they’re definitely not deleted. But hey, you got your interview and some basic info on the paladins, so you got there eventually. I truly don’t get it. What about waifuism is so awful and so offensive to you? Why do you cling to such prejudice and cruelty? Why is another beings odd source of love and joy any of your business? I mean, having a grudge and wanting to share with likeminded people for catharsis is totally fair. Yet the vast majority of kiwifarmers don’t do that. Most kiwifarmers do end up hunting down and attacking those they deem wrong. As long as that remains the case, the Paladins will continue our aggressive actions against them. Even if every other Paladin gets broken, or corrupted, I will stand in the name of innocence, empathy, and morality until my very last breath. So once again I suggest you do your best to try to break my hope and shatter me, because the Paladins, and all we stand for aren’t going away. You cannot evade justice forever. Waifuism and those who follow it aren’t hurting people, loving someone different doesn’t do that. I know not all waifuists are saints, just as I know not all kiwifarmers are monsters. With that said, all waifuism and their communities stand for is providing a safe and happy place to discuss and be proud of something so commonly frowned upon and cursed with unjust stereotypes. Seriously, you might as well be calling people fags at a pride parade! You bigots may be a bunch of pathetic cowardly sadists, you’re still doing very real harm and putting people at all kinds of risk. I’ve faced the kinds of agony you seek to spread to these communities firsthand, and I’m going to help keep people from suffering like that, or support them if they do, for the rest of my life. The worst thing that can possibly happen to me has already happened, and yet I’m still here. I have nothing to lose, characters and their lovers have everything to gain. It’s time for the monsters of humanity to start getting some comeuppance. So we’ve started by replicating the most “successful” attack you’ve had on us so far. Well... success is a relative term. They seemed satisfied, only the admirals even knew what was going on. Only my move is just a bit more interesting. Variety is the spice of life after all, and unlike what your people did, this action was taken with a particular goal in mind beyond mere annoyance. You can’t ignore the truth, you can’t ignore the various amazing things waifuism does for people, the happiness and joy it inspires. If you take a look at these things, and you choose wrath, to fight and hate, then that says more about you as people then any kind of dramatic, cringy callout post I can come up with.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Some faggot sent me this on Discord, apparently he saw my remarks the the Natsuki defender guy

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If I were in your shoes, I’d respond with just this:

It’s only appropriate

 

[Postal_Dude]

If I were in your shoes, I’d respond with just this:

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It’s only appropriate

I blocked him.

There's no reason to argue with people like this.

 

[SPARTAN-B312]

Tard Dump: Now with Discord!

More kidfu lunacy:

Spergouts from Discord

The discord encouraging drug use

Waifufag Pillow Desire

Spergout about Ryuk

Anniversary of Mental Decline

That's enough from the Discord. Back to your regularly scheduled Reddit programming.

More waifufaggotry origin stories

Bodypillow autism

Bad choice of place to ask this type of question

Sperging post

TRUE and HONEST shitty drawings

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

I see that we are still talking about dead horses, when you have new lolcows to deal with.

Anyway, Merry Christmas, to you Babyface.
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https://youtu.be/Q4YFTkUrmrA

Spams so many pics he breaks the thumbnail. Epic win right there.

 

[0 0]

Not even going to mention all the other shit, but at least archive the video for fuck's sake. The lip-smacking in the beginning was funny though.

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Spoiler: Description/Script

So, kiwifarmers. I promised the Paladins were to start upping our game a little, and would start taking more actions to stand against you. It seems that got you to finally start seriously moving against us. If only you were decent enough to actually infiltrate us. Seriously, after all this failed raiding and underhanded tactics. A kiwifarmer had to just reach out to an admiral to try and get an interview with me. Which is hilarious to me for so many reasons. For one, the Paladins have had an awful history with foes getting spies in, so it shouldn’t have been that hard in the first place. Second, you guys still can’t figure out who everyone is despite trying so hard to “expose” us and find our weak spots. The guy thought admiral pama was me! Then in all their divine wisdom, they decided to make up this whole story about my discord being deleted and not being able to reach me. When this was relayed I seriously had to do a double take. My two discords have been exactly the same since the Paladins reemerged on youtube at the earliest when my paladin discord was created, and they’re definitely not deleted. But hey, you got your interview and some basic info on the paladins, so you got there eventually. I truly don’t get it. What about waifuism is so awful and so offensive to you? Why do you cling to such prejudice and cruelty? Why is another beings odd source of love and joy any of your business? I mean, having a grudge and wanting to share with likeminded people for catharsis is totally fair. Yet the vast majority of kiwifarmers don’t do that. Most kiwifarmers do end up hunting down and attacking those they deem wrong. As long as that remains the case, the Paladins will continue our aggressive actions against them. Even if every other Paladin gets broken, or corrupted, I will stand in the name of innocence, empathy, and morality until my very last breath. So once again I suggest you do your best to try to break my hope and shatter me, because the Paladins, and all we stand for aren’t going away. You cannot evade justice forever. Waifuism and those who follow it aren’t hurting people, loving someone different doesn’t do that. I know not all waifuists are saints, just as I know not all kiwifarmers are monsters. With that said, all waifuism and their communities stand for is providing a safe and happy place to discuss and be proud of something so commonly frowned upon and cursed with unjust stereotypes. Seriously, you might as well be calling people fags at a pride parade! You bigots may be a bunch of pathetic cowardly sadists, you’re still doing very real harm and putting people at all kinds of risk. I’ve faced the kinds of agony you seek to spread to these communities firsthand, and I’m going to help keep people from suffering like that, or support them if they do, for the rest of my life. The worst thing that can possibly happen to me has already happened, and yet I’m still here. I have nothing to lose, characters and their lovers have everything to gain. It’s time for the monsters of humanity to start getting some comeuppance. So we’ve started by replicating the most “successful” attack you’ve had on us so far. Well... success is a relative term. They seemed satisfied, only the admirals even knew what was going on. Only my move is just a bit more interesting. Variety is the spice of life after all, and unlike what your people did, this action was taken with a particular goal in mind beyond mere annoyance. You can’t ignore the truth, you can’t ignore the various amazing things waifuism does for people, the happiness and joy it inspires. If you take a look at these things, and you choose wrath, to fight and hate, then that says more about you as people then any kind of dramatic, cringy callout post I can come up with.

Could somebody explain why this mouthbreather with an underbite thinks Kiwifarms had anything to do with their useless Discord getting raided? I still don't quite follow why he finds the need to post this pointless things.

 

[Postal_Dude]

Spergout about Ryuk

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Okay, I may be wrong, but in Death Note, doesn't a Shinigami eventually either kill you or have you killed once you touch the Death Note, if so, doesn't this mean if this persons waifu is real, wouldn't that mean he'd kill her?

 

[0 0]

Okay, I may be wrong, but in Death Note, doesn't a Shinigami eventually either kill you or have you killed once you touch the Death Note, if so, doesn't this mean if this persons waifu is real, wouldn't that mean he'd kill her?

I'll spoiler this so people don't have to scroll past three paragraphs of something they probably don't care about.

Spoiler: Your Waifu Is Trash

I try not to comment on their tastes in anime waifus, but to answer your question, not quite. In Death Note, humans are seen as insects to most Shinigami, but using the Death Note assures you go to purgatory rather than heaven or hell. Shinigami who actually like humans are seen as abnormal. Ryuk himself only sees individuals as means of entertainment and doesn't show an ounce of compassion throughout the series. He's portrayed as a force of nature or a tool rather than a character, which is a thematic choice. You can like Ryuk's character because he's entertaining and interesting, but you cannot like Ryuk on a personal level because he has no humanizing qualities and subtly belittles everyone he comes across. His only meaningful interactions with the main character besides playing along with his plans like an adult humoring a child is asking to play video games, reflecting his only real character trait of being easily bored.

I like Death Note, I'm not necessarily a huge fan, but it's quality storytelling and a great exercise in media literacy. If you lack any sense of media literacy, however, you'll convince yourself that characters like Ryuk or Light are people you could see yourself liking if they existed. Light is presented as a genius with a supercomputer for a brain, and Ryuk doesn't treat him with any more respect of decency as you would watching a spider crawl on your windowsill. If Ryuk was real, he would only see this random weeaboo as another speck of dust or would treat them with the same reverence a human would a gnat.

I wasn't going to remark on this, but I feel like most of these people don't understand these characters they make into their waifus. Since I'm already talking about this trash, I might as well bring this up too. I've played every Fire Emblem game dating back to sketchy fan-patches of the Japanese-only versions, so Myrrh and Byleth being mentioned in that photo dump stood out to me. Ironically, they're both from the two easiest games in the series, too. Myrrh doesn't have a character besides being sad because of her woe-is-me backstory, and she doesn't have any interactions with characters besides "my parents are dead" because she's introduced late in the story. But she's an 8-year-old who's actually a 500-year-old dragon, so I guess she appeals to people into pedobait. As for Byleth, the fact he has no character is his character, and may be the most boring individual in the series as a whole. His sole personality trait is that he's emotionless and dull, and the only intrigue about him are just the events surrounding him, not Byleth himself. He's primarily a self-insert, especially since you can pick his name and dialogue, so people somehow being attracted to him is simply baffling to me.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Could somebody explain why this mouthbreather with an underbite thinks Kiwifarms had anything to do with their useless Discord getting raided? I still don't quite follow why he finds the need to post this pointless things.

One of the “former” waifuists who’s posting in the thread went on their crappy discord and started spamming troll face. Epic Weeeen! So guilt by association at this point.

 

[BanyaHat]

From r/Husbando:

Brief husbandoist got banned from r/waifuism a long time ago and she still has no idea why:


I hate this girl's bad art so much, only the Hana guy is worse:


/u/Ryukwife nuked her art and posts, ragequit when she found out about the other Ryuk waifuist maybe?

and last but not least....

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

@Webby's Boyfriend, is that you??

 

[KittyGremlin]

Hey waifu people (I know you're lurking) help me pick a new avatar. Thanks.

 

[Guacalung]

Could somebody explain why this mouthbreather with an underbite thinks Kiwifarms had anything to do with their useless Discord getting raided? I still don't quite follow why he finds the need to post this pointless things.

You're questioning the same guy who thinks this site orchestrated Yandere dev discord server ban speedruns.

What if they die in whatever series they're in? Like Nina from FMA, right? That means you don't have to pretend to take care of them anymore, right?

Or am I overthinking this?

They just come up with some absurd headcanon where they exist as a self-insert and their kidfu is still alive. Doesn't make sense, but neither does an anime girl being attracted to an overweight cartoon addict.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

AKA: I fapped to my waifu and had what is known as "post-nut clarity"

 

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AKA: I fapped to my waifu and had what is known as "post-nut clarity"

I'm getting flashbacks to that "tulpa" thing that was popular with bronies a few years ago, and that's a considerably bad sign.

 

[BanyaHat]

Not much content in either, but r/WaifuismHate and r/WaifuismCringe are things.

r/WaifuismHate

r/WaifuismHate: For the people who can't stand waifuism! Join us! NOTE: The things said in this subreddit are meant to be taken as a joke, not as a …

reddit.com

r/waifuismcringe

r/waifuismcringe: Cringe found on r/waifuism.

www.reddit.com

I like how WH seems to be 50% compromised of former r/waifuism members.

 

[Just A Butt]

I like how WH seems to be 50% compromised of former r/waifuism members.

I would be pretty mad too, if someone convinced me that my mental illness was normal.

 

[BanyaHat]

I would be pretty mad too, if someone convinced me that my mental illness was normal.

Yeah, we've had some ex-members in this thread, some unfortunately sank back into it though.