🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Warski just asked him which trip was best.

He said DC.

The one where he brutally attacked his pregnant girlfriend.

Fuck this gunt.

Let's count the positives that elevated the trip to such high status for him:

1. He got to leave his crack shack
2. He got to feel tough by beating his pregnant teenage daughter girlfriend whore
3. He got to boast about how super popular and successful he is to a hater his whore

Life doesn't get much better than that honestly.

 

[Vetti]

Only Ralph could fuck up a Shure SM7B and act like it's an an unusable piece of shit mic. The microphone didn't become an industry standard for the past 40 years by sucking dick. Ralph is just completely incompetent.

 

[EItic of Melnibone]

Good evening guntlemen and welcome to tonight’s big leak. I have exclusive brand new information from my sources planted deep within Ethan Ralph’s social circle. I know you’re reading this Ralph, and I know you didn’t think this would come out but now here it is. The big one. The nuke. My exclusive info everyone has been waiting for.

Spoiler: NUKE

Ralph once ate a burger out of the trash. Here’s my my proof:

Check. Mate.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Ralph and Warski are talking about people wanting to buy their legendary mics in an auction and some chatter said the only auction Ralphs mic would be sold in is a police auction LMAO.

 

[Eggg]

Can anyone give me the dot points of that fat retards new article? (Vickers. Not the Gunt)

 

[Sriracha]

Can anyone give me the dot points of that fat retards new article? (Vickers. Not the Gunt)

Faith went to the police. Yes, that's literally pretty much it.

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Good evening guntlemen and welcome to tonight’s big leak. I have exclusive brand new information from my sources planted deep within Ethan Ralph’s social circle. I know you’re reading this Ralph, and I know you didn’t think this would come out but now here it is. The big one. The nuke. My exclusive info everyone has been waiting for.

Spoiler: NUKE

Ralph once ate a burger out of the trash. Here’s my my proof:
View attachment 1767591

Check. Mate.

What a scoop!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph and Warski are talking about people wanting to buy their legendary mics in an auction and some chatter said the only auction Ralphs mic would be sold in is a police auction LMAO.

What's sad is that I'm sure theres some sad lonely gunt guard out there who will buy both of those mics.

I'm sorry Gator, neither of them will make you sound like Jim.

 

[Eggg]

Faith went to the police. Yes, that's literally pretty much it.

Thats it? He could have released that info in a single tweet but this faggot has to write a screenplay.

 

[Vanquished Phoenix]

Can anyone give me the dot points of that fat retards new article? (Vickers. Not the Gunt)

My take away from the article is:

1) By comparing notes, Faith came to realise the truth of things, including that Ralph threw away presents/letters meant for Faith and that he was the one to leak the sex tape.
2) Vickers spent the last few days on Twitter trolling Ralph to show Faith how he would react i.e. not attacking Vickers himself, instead going after Faith and Mrs Vickers
3) Faith was convinced to file criminal complaint re: sex tape
4) Vickers regrets nothing, job is done, they will raise the child as a family unit (well done those who selected option 1 on the poll, I guess?)
5) Vickers showed his sons not to be intimidated by people like Ralph (i.e. bullies) when they seek to ruin your family.
6) Ralph is only a half inch taller than Faith, who is 5ft5

I may be missing stuff, but that is my takeaway from quick read.

EDIT - Fixing up writing, clarifying points.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Good evening guntlemen and welcome to tonight’s big leak. I have exclusive brand new information from my sources planted deep within Ethan Ralph’s social circle. I know you’re reading this Ralph, and I know you didn’t think this would come out but now here it is. The big one. The nuke. My exclusive info everyone has been waiting for.

Spoiler: NUKE

Ralph once ate a burger out of the trash. Here’s my my proof:
View attachment 1767591

Check. Mate.

Needs more edgy music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg perfect for Ralph.

 

[Niggernerd]

Vickers showed his sons not to be intimidated by people like Ralph (i.e. bullies)

But couldn't teach their sped of a daughter not to go fuck an obese alcoholic ex felon. Nice priorities vickers.

 

[Mulp]

Tell me if I am wrong. Did Faith get choked because she came out of her drug haze and asked Ralph if he did revenge porn?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Tell me if I am wrong. Did Faith get choked because she came out of her drug haze and asked Ralph if he did revenge porn?

Maybe she forgot who he was

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Tell me if I am wrong. Did Faith get choked because she came out of her drug haze and asked Ralph if he did revenge porn?

Naw, she didn't know anybody that listens to his shitty webshow and claimed it wasn't as popular as he thinks.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Whoa i came out of my videogame weed-haze at just the right time. Even if nothing happens I love that ralph is probably mishitting himself right now.

 

[Niggernerd]

Maybe she forgot who he was

I'M THE FUCKING burrrrrrp macdaddy of Dlive you stupid AYYLAWWWWG

 

[CumFartingBobby]

Naw, she didn't know anybody that listens to his shitty webshow and claimed it wasn't as popular as he thinks.

He saw her putting shoes on hwr christmas list and knew she was getting ready to leave him

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Goddamn Vickers, I'm one of your biggest supporters, but you sound just like Ethan here.
Null might have a broken penis, but he was probably right, you and Ralph were cut from the same cloth.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Metokur reference.