🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Mr. Manchester]

Kenny, tell you the truth, I think people have less issue with the speech impediment and more with the stalking.

Just an inkling I've got.

Nah Kenny, you do you

 

[A Cardboard Box]

From the website, so you don't have to click it: his plan was to go after the business viability of Ralph's livestreams.

Holy autism. Vickers is 100% a cow in his own right. I cannot imagine putting all of my dirty laundry out on the internet for thousands to see. Has he no pride? No dignity? Where is his shame? Where is his shame in the face of Allah?

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

wow, so much has happened since I stopped keeping up. I feel bad for Faith, she basically got her life ruined by Gunt and is carrying his ugly baby, even worse is the fact that Gunt broke up with her, and assuming no abortion, the kid will grow up fatherless and raised by a very troubled young woman.

Either we gonna have a Elliott Rodger or a jessica yaniv

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

None of you have been interested in the evidence before and seeing how Kiwi is on the clock, why start now.

And they are not interested now. Why is it that the single most solid piece of advice I gave you is the one thing you refuse to do? The people laughing at you dont care about your evidence even if its true. They just dont care and they are going to do nothing other than fuck with you.

 

[TheSimpShow]

None of you have been interested in the evidence before and seeing how Kiwi is on the clock, why start now.

No wonder you are so obsessed with Margaret, she's the one snake you couldn't catch.

 

[Spectre_06]

And they are not interested now. Why is it that the single most solid piece of advice I gave you is the one thing you refuse to do? The people laughing at you dont care about your evidence even if its true. They just dont care and they are going to do nothing other than fuck with you.

Honestly I haven't seen him post in Rackets' server in over a month, so I was praying he'd ended everything. Too bad he didn't.

 

[AltisticRight]

And yet if one person out of a thousand listens it's still one more than before.

One out of a thousand listens is one more than before, so before it's zero out of a thousand?

What?

Is this some kind of retarded American saying I cannot comprehend? Common core was a mistake.

MC Jarbo is getting more views than the Gunt and Matt combined. Laughing at the Gunt and Matt is more popular than whatever mundane shit they are puking out of their front holes.

Seeing how the 2 recent orchestral masterpieces are prefaced with "Da Gunt", are we going to be blessed with an album?! MC Jarbo - Chronicles of a Gunt (Full Album), let's fucking go! An hour of fire.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

The joys of being EVROPEAN: when I wake up I always have 20 or so pages of Gunt lore to browse through at work.
On a side note I'm not a doctor but Ethan sounds really sick, I for one hope he didn't get the coof because the Tampa Extravaganza can be kino, but if he has to miss it for any reason covid would be ironically perfect and you just KNOW he would stream his spergout at the airport

 

[AltisticRight]

The joys of being EVROPEAN: when I wake up I always have 20 or so pages of Gunt lore to browse through at work.
On a side note I'm not a doctor but Ethan sounds really sick, I for one hope he didn't get the coof because the Tampa Extravaganza can be kino, but if he has to miss it for any reason covid would be ironically perfect and you just KNOW he would stream his spergout at the airport

Can you imagine a bunch of smelly internet spergs adding like... 50?... to covid cases...?
(How many tickets did they sell? I can't imagine any number greater than 50)

 

[ulsterscotsman]

West Virginia plays in the background as ralph is escorted by the police
Edit: country roads I'm drunk

No it'll be Guntry Roads.

 

[Kenobi]

Exactly as I thought. You get mad talk a big game and at the end act like a woman.

I'm not going away man.
But you did motivated me to come back to Nick's Discord.

Go play with JMK.

You are fag Kenny but ill give you this you got oddguy of encylopedia dramatica really hard on Null streams back then.

But honestly im getting really fucking tired of all of these attentionwhores coming in to the thread and making it all about themselfs like:
@Spectre_06 @Kenny🐍Jones and @Elric of Melnibone post funny shit about Ralph or fuck off. Nobody cares about your egos or your humilation fethises.

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Oh god do you think we will have to see pantsu party with a black eye in the next IRL stream? Honestly i wouldn´t put it past Ethan to go ham on his mom in one of these rages.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

I'm sorry, I don't really know you or your past but can you please stop fagging up the thread with your gay ass bullshit. If you arent here to dunk on Ralph and only make it about you, please rope yourself~

Kenny Jones has a thread here.
I'm a bit confused with all these dumb niggers getting into fights and doing gay ops on discord but it's kind of funny how formulaic these attention whores always are. Can you imagine wanting to get internet cred with speds and spergs?

I hope part of the epic nuclear enola gay tier leaks are the names of the traitor guntguards too, they are all worthless Judas former-guntlickers anyway.

 

[Sprocket]

Can we confidently say that his life is going to get exponentially more painful from here on out?

I hope she monetarily bleeds him dry.

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan considers himself like Tony Soprano. A smoothbrain commenter likens him to a different Tony.

I'd rather not say hello to Ethan's little friend ever again, myself.





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[Postal Pippa]

Ethan considers himself like Tony Soprano. A smoothbrain commenter likens him to a different Tony.

I'd rather not say hello to Ethan's little friend ever again, myself.

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Ya know, the Black Urban basketball Americans who like gangster flicks, along with the White college frat boys, they always seen to remember em like the NWO formation of WCW, where the first half of Scarface or something is the reveal of Hollywood Hulk Hogan, and then the rest of the movie is WCW going into the fucking gutter thanks to Russo. Ralph, if he is a wrestling fan should understand this and know why those stories arent one to love. They never end well. Just like Yakuza flicks.

Perhaps he knows this is his final stint, his final run. However unlike Sopranos gunty, your life wont end on a smash cut to Dont Stop Believing, we never stopped and now were going to get the ending we've been waiting for.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Spectre you've always been a thoughtless Hot Head.
Running around speaking before thinking you let the idea of you being Nick's right hand internet man go to your head a long time ago.
In Discord I told you If you have a problem with me let's go to VC but instead you chose to mute me instead like some kind of passive aggressive woman.

Whenever you and JMK stop having your little pillow fight you let me know and we'll talk in VC on stream or off means little difference to me.

I read this in your voice. Glad you’re back and I hope you find your boyfriend-free poopbag sweetheart.

 

[Leedsotherkid]

I hope she monetarily bleeds him dry.

If she goes for child support in cali.( i believe that’s where the vickers live, but if not anyof those democrat run west coast states will do) They’ll shine a spotlight up his ass to determine actual income, from that they’ll determine how much he pays every week, then they’ll make him get health insurance for the kid ( and he’ll be responsible for any out of pocket med. costs that insurance doesn’t cover at probably 60-70%) on top of that are other expenses that they will split, he’ll be on the hook for 50% of that.
This is just a rough thumbnail. If he doesn’t pay, he’ll get a visit from the local sheriff. He’s fucked for the next 20-24 years.
wait, what?
Yeah, he also is on the hook for any college the child decides to attend.
Regardless of what he actually makes, if the court or her atty. thinks he’s hiding anything, they can input income to him.( which means regardless of what you actually make, you have the ability to make more, so get out there and get a job you lazy slob.)
You might want to start drinking early after reading this gunt.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Ethan considers himself like Tony Soprano. A smoothbrain commenter likens him to a different Tony.

I'd rather not say hello to Ethan's little friend ever again, myself.

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Here's an even better kinematic fat fuck to compare him to

Abuses women
Sex pest
Obese
Hated by everyone, friends and family alike
Felon
Brainlet
Owner and proprietor of a shithole
Talented
Can fight

I also hope he won't try to somehow leech off Pantsu and her totally real links to the Italian mafia to build a new persona, please Ethan if you're reading this don't even think of doing this for the love of God

 

[WM3227]

Ethan considers himself like Tony Soprano. A smoothbrain commenter likens him to a different Tony.

I'd rather not say hello to Ethan's little friend ever again, myself.

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I don't think Ethan has even watched The Sopranos, then again his definition of "winning" has always been fucked up.

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[Leedsotherkid]

Ethan considers himself like Tony Soprano. A smoothbrain commenter likens him to a different Tony.

I'd rather not say hello to Ethan's little friend ever again, myself.

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You think he really buys into his own shit like that or is he just putting up a front?
At times i think he’s just trying to keep up appearances, then i see the irl stream stuff and go “Holy shit, this guy is really that delusional” .
If he had any real friends, they would have intervention’d him a while ago.
At least he’s provided us with a distraction during all the craziness of the last year.
Some folks only reason for living is to serve as a warning to others.