🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Tony win in the end?

Idiot, Tony got whacked at the end, why do you think everything went black and the sound stopped? He got his head blown off in front of his family.
 
I don't think Ethan has even watched The Sopranos, then again his definition of "winning" has always been fucked up.
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Color me surprised Ralph doesnt understand the ending of the Sopranos. I bet he watched the whole thing and didnt think there was a damn thing wrong going on the whole time. Just those god damn American Government Alawgs trying to abort Tony.
 
I don't think Ethan has even watched The Sopranos, then again his definition of "winning" has always been fucked up.
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>goes out with Pantsu to a bar, irl streaming it
>a Vickers enters, angry about the FAS baby
>Ralph and Pantsu don't notice him
>stream suddenly cuts to black and never returns
>alogs and gunt guard alike are angry about the sudden ending
>Gator desperately tries to convince everyone that Ralph is still alive and winning

would be kino
 
Ethan considers himself like Tony Soprano. A smoothbrain commenter likens him to a different Tony.

I'd rather not say hello to Ethan's little friend ever again, myself.

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Jesus gunt really is SYKALLOGIKKALLLY BROKEN that's not the Tony Soprano you want to compare yourself to. Eating pasta smilling on a boat Tony, cigar smoking Tony, gabgool eating Tony. These are all acceptable Tonys. Gunt just posted on the lam estranged from his family and hunted by hitmen Tony. Hee hee never let em see ya bleed gunty.
 
If Faith has gone to the police then she’ll have no problem getting a restraining order and given that she’s pregnant DCFS will probably be taking a good look at if and where contact takes place. It’s unlikely that him choking her would go anywhere legally unless Pantsu or another witness come forward or there’s footage. Revenge porn may go further but even if not, DCFS don’t have to meet the bar of ‘reasonable doubt’ to stop him being involved in the kids’ life or demand only supervised visits. It’s unlikely that Ralph has the money to legally challenge it and not being able to see the kid won’t stop him owing child support. I’m not sure if restraining orders would be reported to a probation officer but if so then he may not be getting permission to leave the state for visits anyway.

I can’t see a California social worker being particularly sympathetic to an”evil Nazi streamer” who’s also a felon and whose teenage babymama accuses him of violence, revenge porn and giving her alcohol underage.

He’s going to be paying for a kid that he never sees outside of a visitation centre, watched closely by social workers who hate him. :story:
 
Color me surprised Ralph doesnt understand the ending of the Sopranos. I bet he watched the whole thing and didnt think there was a damn thing wrong going on the whole time. Just those god damn American Government Alawgs trying to abort Tony.
PAULIE! PAULIE! THE FBI AY LAWGS ARE WIRE-TAPPING ME AGAIN! WHACK THE SNITCH PAULIE! CAN'T BIN THE BADA-BING!
 
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Holy fuck this thread has taken some weird turns these last two days to the point we have Kenny Jones here now. Wew lad.

It's going to be fun to see the fallout from this whole thing. The one thing that sucks is that Ralph's "rage fest" was not live on stream, although the whole "look down bitch" rant was obviously aimed at Faith, he seems to have read about the police report after the show.
Of course, the process will likely be slow, and it might not amount to much since Ralph breaks the law constantly and nothing happens to him, but there's no guarantee he'll skate by this time and by his tone of voice when the cops asked if he was Ethan, he does seem to be expecting to be arrested for what he did, so let's see.

If not, there's still the new house with Pantsu, Road Rage with IP2, Corona Ralph, and so much more in the coming weeks, so some type of kino is almost guaranteed one way or the other.

Ethan settings up for his signature move Hell's Gamergate by yelling DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM and squashing May to choke out Faith
It's his ultimate. An AOE attack that does damage to all units in his proximity while doing choke (bleed) damage to the target unit.
 
Tony gets his brains splattered over his family, ironically, Ralph is much more like Ralphie. For example, this is Ralph and Faith if she stayed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYDbiodGMKk
Honestly, it kinda terrifies me to think this could have possibly been Faith. Ralph thinks so highly of himself and under the influence could probably easily not realize what the fuck he is doing. He just has no one like Tony or the others to fucking check him and put him in his place.
 
Honestly, it kinda terrifies me to think this could have possibly been Faith. Ralph thinks so highly of himself and under the influence could probably easily not realize what the fuck he is doing. He just has no one like Tony or the others to fucking check him and put him in his place.
Honestly, just watch a bunch of Ralphie clips and you see more of Ralph. He even goes to fucking Miami in the show, this is some dark kino but the corn harvest must continue.
 
Honestly, just watch a bunch of Ralphie clips and you see more of Ralph. He even goes to fucking Miami in the show, this is some dark kino but the corn harvest must continue.
I remember a good chunk of the Ralphie shit honestly, but my brain did push a lot of the darker shit of that show out just so I wouldnt dwell on the fact of thats how real life be. Maybe Im due for a rewatch.
 
Ralph's implosion over the past several months has been unlike anything I have ever seen before. It's hard to remember that at the start of the year it seemed like he was calming down and starting to get things back on track. He then preceded to destroy himself all because his ego couldn't handle the shitty trolling from a fat Canuck and Null simply commenting on the drama.

I can't even begin to form the words to express how I've felt watching this shitshow occur alongside you guys. I think the following song sums it up. Because whether or not the Section 230 saga happens and the site continues to be online, we'll never again experience the joys of this saga.
 
Just making sure I have my shity people correct, Pantsu is the girl that has a room which could second as a garbage dump, yes?
 
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Ralph's implosion over the past several months has been unlike anything I have ever seen before. It's hard to remember that at the start of the year it seemed like he was calming down and starting to get things back on track. He then preceded to destroy himself all because his ego couldn't handle the shitty trolling from a fat Canuck and Null simply commenting on the drama.

I can't even begin to form the words to express how I've felt watching this shitshow occur alongside you guys. I think the following song sums it up. Because whether or not the Section 230 saga happens and the site continues to be online, we'll never again experience the joys of this saga.
Ah, this takes me back to when the Kumite was relevant.
 
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