Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Lou absolutely will share his wishlist at some point. He did the exact same thing last time he tried keeping it hidden and none of his simps asked for the link. Like the desperate junkie he is, he farted out the link long enough for us to catch it before deleting it again in a panic.

Those voice posts absolutely stink of desperation, he's jonesing hard. Also like others have said, $600 for "the only thing he wants for himself" for Christmas is insane. I don't spend even half of that for my entire fucking family.

I've run out of comments to make on his recent begging tweets, they're so shameless they leave me completely gobsmacked, so here they are:
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The never ending identity crisis:
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Lou absolutely will share his wishlist at some point. He did the exact same thing last time he tried keeping it hidden and none of his simps asked for the link. Like the desperate junkie he is, he farted out the link long enough for us to catch it before deleting it again in a panic.

Those voice posts absolutely stink of desperation, he's jonesing hard. Also like others have said, $600 for "the only thing he wants for himself" for Christmas is insane. I don't spend even half of that for my entire fucking family.

I've run out of comments to make on his recent begging tweets, they're so shameless they leave me completely gobsmacked, so here they are:
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The never ending identity crisis:
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Absolutely shameless. It's disgusting. The greed and being OK/comfortable in his greed (what Louie claims is "honesty") is all bad enough, but when you add into it his laziness and entitlement then it becomes so much worse. He just wants ONE LITTLE THING (a name brand electronic device that costs several hundred dollars that he will rarely use) for Christmas, but he just can't think of a way to make it happen (besides pestering everyone in his life to give him money or buy it for him)! And now he's REALLY SAD! Poor Louie!

He must not want it bad enough to do what everyone else does whenever they really want something, such as getting a job to earn money so he can afford the tablet/gaming console/laptop/kiddie toys he wants. God forbid Louie do anything like a grown-ass adult! And then he goes on to make a list of other things he wants people to give him (gift cards), brags about having Amazon Prime (which is, what? $100/year?) when just the other day he claimed to be too poor to afford a load of bread, and wraps everything up with a guilt trip about people ignoring his wants. He just claimed to sell an iPad he's barely had for two months, he has begged for money for SEVERAL things this year that each cost several hundred dollars, he's bought and sold many, many tablets and laptops in the past couple years, and he's STILL always begging for money ALL...THE...FUCKING...TIME, even after he's PROMISED to stop. And now he's going to act all surprised and put upon because people are starting to ignore his grifting bullshit? And have the sheer BALLS to guilt trip them for it, after they've funded his life and every frivolous, unnecessary toy and trinket he's bought in the past how many years?
 
I really do not think Lou understands how much the entire nation is struggling. People who were very well off have fallen from very tall heights, and those of us who were already struggling are even more desperate. Toys for Tots is down by an average of 75%- and one city has already lamented that out of 4,000 children who were accepted into the program, they only have gifts enough for 400 children. Even us kiwis are taking a huge hit these holidays when it comes to ourselves and our children, and I imagine some of us are feeling rather burnt out and spent because of the holidays. I find even myself feeling...exasperated, because Baby Spoon deserves a lot more that I just cannot provide this year. A LOT of us are in that situation.

It's just not enough for Lou, not only does he want gifts for his Nephew BUT HE ALSO wants oh, JUST 600 dollars! And money for food, can't forget that. And also BREAD! He is seriously trying to guilt people and crush blood from turnips, for a thousand dollars that will be gone in a matter of a single day.

1000$ could really make great improvements in a single mothers life, such as providing Christmas for all her kids as well as a few bills getting paid. A grand could really help someone out who IS trans and actually does live in an abusive environment. I hope Lou really finds out this time that he is wearing out his resources, and I am very eager to see him chimping out this holiday when a few toys arrive for his nephew but not himself.
 
he's bought and sold many, many tablets and laptops in the past couple years
He's put up for sale a few, but they're a fraction of the amount of electronics he owns. There's also not the slightest bit of evidence he's ever actually sold any of them, especially as he insists on overpricing them to try and get as much as he paid for them.

Hell, it's more likely his mother has been stealing them and selling them - she's got form, after all. Lou is just a hoarder whose word means less than nothing.

I would not at all be surprised if he had a cupboard where half a dozen iPads were stacked on top of each other, unused, even as his mother and nephew each have their own and Lou uses a couple so he can waddle around his room and still have one within reach. He is just that greedy and addicted to consuming.

You'd think maybe he'd connect his ongoing identity crisis with the fact that he's a bottomless pit of need who gets bored of everything so quickly he needs to buy a new version every month. But, again, that would require introspection, when instead he's basically cycling through names and species he wants to fap to.
 
While $600 is a reasonable price for an enchanted tablet that magically makes you not shit at drawing, most people have a budget for the holidays which does not include indulging the fleeting whims of a grizzling Internet sad sack. Personally I doubt he’s planning on buying a tablet anyway. $600 would net him the PS5 and at least one grubhub orgy.
Talent vs work is being discussed in a couple of troon ebeggar threads right now, and while I believe natural talent definitely exists, Lou is both untalented and lazy, so it’s a moot point.
 
I've run out of comments to make on his recent begging tweets, they're so shameless they leave me completely gobsmacked, so here they are:

Mate,

You don't need to say anything. That, right there, is what we in the industry call fuuuuuuucked. I'm not surprised you've run out of comments! That is amazing.

Somehow I am not surprised, but am incredibly surprised at the same time. Seems Lou has that ability for many of us, no?
 
The way he starts some tweets with ''Here's the thing'' in a passive aggressive tone, as if people owed him something for just existing is annoying as fuck. ''Yinz guiz, HERE'S THE THING. THE. THING. And this THING is that I should be praised and adored, showered with gifts and feel-good words because I'm Louis goddamnit! I'm Lou the trans, the furry, the great guy, so HERE'S THE THING you should do to make up for it.''

''I'm not hard to buy for''
Buy for what, Louis? What do you even have to offer to other people besides snarky remarks, bitter tweets and selfies nobody asked for? You're one of the most negative, toxic sonofabitch that I've ever seen. Why people would want to ''buy'' you and make you happy when you do everything at your reach to make others miserable?
 
Mate,

You don't need to say anything. That, right there, is what we in the industry call fuuuuuuucked. I'm not surprised you've run out of comments! That is amazing.

Somehow I am not surprised, but am incredibly surprised at the same time. Seems Lou has that ability for many of us, no?
everytime I think Louis cannot get any more shameless and selfish, he surprises me by sinking to new depths. kind of sad that this is his only talent.
Christmas is making him even more desperately greedy than usual, I'm both curious to see how bad it gets, while also knowing that I'm going to be completely disgusted.
 
I really do not think Lou understands how much the entire nation is struggling. People who were very well off have fallen from very tall heights, and those of us who were already struggling are even more desperate. Toys for Tots is down by an average of 75%- and one city has already lamented that out of 4,000 children who were accepted into the program, they only have gifts enough for 400 children. Even us kiwis are taking a huge hit these holidays when it comes to ourselves and our children, and I imagine some of us are feeling rather burnt out and spent because of the holidays. I find even myself feeling...exasperated, because Baby Spoon deserves a lot more that I just cannot provide this year. A LOT of us are in that situation.

It's just not enough for Lou, not only does he want gifts for his Nephew BUT HE ALSO wants oh, JUST 600 dollars! And money for food, can't forget that. And also BREAD! He is seriously trying to guilt people and crush blood from turnips, for a thousand dollars that will be gone in a matter of a single day.

1000$ could really make great improvements in a single mothers life, such as providing Christmas for all her kids as well as a few bills getting paid. A grand could really help someone out who IS trans and actually does live in an abusive environment. I hope Lou really finds out this time that he is wearing out his resources, and I am very eager to see him chimping out this holiday when a few toys arrive for his nephew but not himself.

Louie has never known struggles or hardships. He has lived a soft, sheltered, privileged life. He spends every day sleeping in, staying up late, watching TV/movies/YouTube, and fucking off on social media. He may see Tweets or news stories about people struggling during the pandemic, but it's the same thing as seeing it happen on a movie or TV show for him. He doesn't feel the effects of it except when he's not getting as much money as he wants. He's not at risk of losing his house or starving to death. He doesn't have debt collectors calling him at all hours and sending him mail everyday. He will never know how it feels to have to put groceries to keep your family fed over buying your kids toys for Christmas. And more importantly, Louie doesn't care. He has done his part by TELLING people he is struggling, so that means they need to still give him money for the things he wants. He lives in Twitter Land where saying something is just as valid as actually experiencing it, so people need to believe him and donate accordingly. It doesn't matter that in reality Louie is a 500+ pound man with a beard who lives rent-free and responsibility-free in his mother's home, and who has been given THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of dollars over the past two or three years that he's spent just as fast has he's received it (and with sweet fuck-all to show for it). What matters is he SAYS he's a poor, starving, disadvantaged transwoman who lives with transphobic and abusive family and can't get a job because of transphobia.
 
''I'm not hard to buy for''
Buy for what, Louis? What do you even have to offer to other people besides snarky remarks, bitter tweets and selfies nobody asked for? You're one of the most negative, toxic sonofabitch that I've ever seen. Why people would want to ''buy'' you and make you happy when you do everything at your reach to make others miserable?
I'd sooner buy a gift for a Kiwi like The Last Stand before I'd give Lou (fat) anything, and I don't think there's anything more than begrudging respect between me and TLS.
 
I agree with the suspicions that this "burning artistic desire" is him just fleecing for a PS5, but man - imagine if he decided he wanted to be a composer. For those of you that don't futz in this particular field, there are hundreds upon thousands of different sample packs and synthesizers and everything inbetween which (rightfully) cost hundreds upon hundreds upon thousands of dollars to collect. There's a trend among amateurs to blow all of their cash on this shit in the assumption that they'll somehow make fire, yet they fart it all out there and end up having essentially kissed away all of that money for nothing.

...which makes me wonder, like. Mama Gags probably has no idea how much he goes through, right? If something is delivered, it's just in a box; if he buys something digitally, there's nothing physical to observe. An insane-ass old woman like her probably can't tell tablets apart so long as they're the same color. He could buy whatever at Walmart, just throw it in a bag, and not show the folks that half a grand just went down the drain for tubbykins.

If she is at all aware of how much money he's pulling in and just absolutely wasting, that's a level of extreme, bleak nihilistic resignation that is almost art. Really, Lou's like an expressionist piece of art - there's so many dissociated parables and warnings and cautions for society and for the individual baked into this unsettling, disturbing, bizarre creature. We're farmers first and foremost, so we perhaps get desensitized; even moreso those of us who follow him with gusto. But I should this morning say: I think Lou IS art.

Imagine if you sat down with your family, a group of professionals, a friend who had left town to chase their career. You tell them the story of this man - of a four to five-hundred pound hambeast with long, unwashed, matted hair or 90s-era frosted tips adorning a head which looks like a gourd resting atop a pubic nest of underbrush. A voice whose pitch is impossibly high, yet like a screeching and overburdened harpy overcome with constant fear and insecurity each time it tries to squawk. This man insists that he is no man, quixotically insisting for all the world to know that he is in reality a woman, and so much a woman as any other. He does not dress this way nor act this way, nor seem in any rush to behave this way; but he assures you, the world persecutes him relentlessly. In asking him of his self-perception, though, he expresses himself as an anthropomorphic mish-mash of various pop-culture identities, overloaded with absurd and ridiculous sexual themes which fixate around ideas that are impossible in the real world.

This fat man's body is decaying away visibly for all of the world to see, and yet he brushes it off as if it were at most a minor annoyance. He lives in squalor, filth, in desperation - and yet at the same time in utter comfort, idleness, luxury. He has no means to afford expensive items with which to spoil himself, and yet he does. And while he eternally craves these products of the commercial world, he is never ever sated nor even remotely happy by their acquisition; he lives for the hunt, like primal man, and yet his quarry is an electronic and his tools are harping on, repeatedly, about how dire his situation is - though not dire enough for him to change it. A man who finds no attention or purpose in the real world obsesses over escaping into this other-existence, into his self-identity, and yet even when he does this, the new reality he desperately wishes to assimilate to is ignored and treated much the same as the one he insists he has to leave behind. A man who is a footnote that all the rest of the world rightfully ignores, despite his screaming quietly into the public square, and yet which the story's viewer cannot help but to stare and gawk at.

Would they believe you? Would they wonder if such a thing exists - and why do you know that such a thing exists? It is amazing how "I guess something like that must be out there" has grown to cover just about any range of human behavior thanks to the internet; these people are no longer freaks, but the all-too-normal marinade that the rest of the world now simmers in, trying to forget its existence. Null's lamenting that the age of the lolcow is over - that lolcows are now common, protected, encouraged results of humanity comes to mind.

I cannot help but to think of Ein Hungerkünstler when I think of Lou. Yet while the Hunger Artist abstained from eating - preferring to fast indefinitely for he could find no food to his liking, Lou cannot abstain from devouring, for he can find no food nor identity nor electronic nor narrative that is to his liking. And one day, the crowds may simply stop taking interest in his particular sideshow.
 
Louie has never known struggles or hardships. He has lived a soft, sheltered, privileged life. He spends every day sleeping in, staying up late, watching TV/movies/YouTube, and fucking off on social media. He may see Tweets or news stories about people struggling during the pandemic, but it's the same thing as seeing it happen on a movie or TV show for him. He doesn't feel the effects of it except when he's not getting as much money as he wants. He's not at risk of losing his house or starving to death. He doesn't have debt collectors calling him at all hours and sending him mail everyday. He will never know how it feels to have to put groceries to keep your family fed over buying your kids toys for Christmas. And more importantly, Louie doesn't care. He has done his part by TELLING people he is struggling, so that means they need to still give him money for the things he wants. He lives in Twitter Land where saying something is just as valid as actually experiencing it, so people need to believe him and donate accordingly. It doesn't matter that in reality Louie is a 500+ pound man with a beard who lives rent-free and responsibility-free in his mother's home, and who has been given THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of dollars over the past two or three years that he's spent just as fast has he's received it (and with sweet fuck-all to show for it). What matters is he SAYS he's a poor, starving, disadvantaged transwoman who lives with transphobic and abusive family and can't get a job because of transphobia.

The thing is, though; I've gotten to know a few sheltered folks quite well. It cannot just be a case of a sheltered upbringing makes for a spoiled child and subsequently adult.

Loads of sheltered people out there might be a bit less cognisant of how shit the world can be, but I hardly think this makes them a worse person for it. If anything I tend to find the opposite, that being sheltered means that you haven't been turned jaded and bitter from past negative experiences.

There's gotta be something more at work here, and it isn't just autism. At the risk of stating the obvious, but as Mr Hill would say; that boy ain't right. And he ain't right in a *lot* of ways.

So much of these stories feel like they have a lot of chris elements to them. That being that it isn't just one thing, or two, or even a few things, but it is a perfect storm of everything that allows the haemorrhoids to be placed so tall upon the shit sundae.

P.S. Here's some soppy shit.

I really do not think Lou understands how much the entire nation is struggling. People who were very well off have fallen from very tall heights, and those of us who were already struggling are even more desperate. Toys for Tots is down by an average of 75%- and one city has already lamented that out of 4,000 children who were accepted into the program, they only have gifts enough for 400 children. Even us kiwis are taking a huge hit these holidays when it comes to ourselves and our children, and I imagine some of us are feeling rather burnt out and spent because of the holidays. I find even myself feeling...exasperated, because Baby Spoon deserves a lot more that I just cannot provide this year. A LOT of us are in that situation.

It's just not enough for Lou, not only does he want gifts for his Nephew BUT HE ALSO wants oh, JUST 600 dollars! And money for food, can't forget that. And also BREAD! He is seriously trying to guilt people and crush blood from turnips, for a thousand dollars that will be gone in a matter of a single day.

1000$ could really make great improvements in a single mothers life, such as providing Christmas for all her kids as well as a few bills getting paid. A grand could really help someone out who IS trans and actually does live in an abusive environment. I hope Lou really finds out this time that he is wearing out his resources, and I am very eager to see him chimping out this holiday when a few toys arrive for his nephew but not himself.
Sorry for replying to stuff out of order, but I missed this one initially. If I could semper fi you, I would. That is an absolute tragedy to hear; somehow I didn't think things were quite that dire, although I don't live in the US, so there's that.

There's so many people out there where all they want for Christmas, is a guaranteed hot meal every night. Hell, even a chance of that. There's a lot of people who, all they want for Christmas, is for just one of their bills to be square. To get a job to support their family (massive hint there to a massive person out there).

My local shops have a little Christmas hamper thing to donate food to people in need. They have these every year, but this year, those hampers are overflowing. I'm sure everyone who's donated to that hamper is struggling in some way, but this just shows the depth of humanity in some people.

It is somehow amazing to me thst Louis is one of the privileged few who must be struggling the least. There are so many people out there, probably so many people in this thread, that wishes the biggest problem in our lives right now is not wondering where our next meal is coming from, but where our new $600 electronic pen and paper is coming from, or wondering about what our new fursona is going to be today.

Thanks for getting me right in the feels, buddy. Seriously. Its made me reflect on just how lucky I am that I have an even somewhat decent source of food, that I'm able to look after my health, that I'm able to sit here and whinge about narcissists on the internet.

You can slap this post with all the puzzle pieces, trash cans and rainbows you want, but I still count my lucky stars that I have a shred of humanity, and that even if I am struggling, things aren't too bad, and there are people sleeping much more rough than I am.

I hope every single kiwi has the merriest Christmas possible, and I hope that every single kiwi has a fantastic new year. You can, we can, I can make it out the other side. If lou can get his $600 toy for the minute, then we can do amazing shit.

Back to regular scheduled programming...

"I'm not hard to buy for." I love this! This is dripping with the essence, or rather, effluence, that makes Louis, Louis. It's fantastic. Even when he's trying to play himself down, he still makes himself sound like a total arsehole because he is wholly incapable of feeling anything beyond gibs. Louis is probably the most expensive junkie I know of. At least a crackhead can blow the day away for, what, 30 bucks? But if you put a galaxy tab 7 in Lou's lap today, hell be pointing at something else like a petulant child tomorrow, whose only word from its spoiled face cap is "gibs gibs!"

It's so repulsive it's almost beautiful.
 
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The thing is, though; I've gotten to know a few sheltered folks quite well. It cannot just be a case of a sheltered upbringing makes for a spoiled child and subsequently adult.
I think there is definitely something more than a sheltered lifestyle going on here. I know two or three people who lived a pretty sheltered life and turned out ok. They aren't exactly ''woke'', but they are functional enough and not lolcows.

Louis clearly has some sort of personality disorder running wild. I personally think it is narcissism mixed with low intelligence and maybe histrionics. The fact he's so shameless and at the same time thinks so high of himself tells me he would be a horrible person even if he was working since 14 and owned a house and a Mercedes.
 
Lou got his tablet today, and it confirmed some doubt I had. I dunno if most people know this or not, but disability checks always release the 3rd of each month. It's always in the beginning, so people can use the funds for rent and what-not. Considering today is the 5th and all of a sudden he has a tablet, I really feel like this seals the question for the farms. I believe the Xbox was bought at the beginning of July around the 5th as well. We have seen Lou act very desperate, and his last few begging posts have been far from it. He sold his ipad and knew his disability check was right around the corner, and because of that he had enough money for his tablet and garbage food. Even funnier is now that someone "generously gifted" him his tablet, he wants even more for accessories and a case for the gadget. Oh, and he wants lunch :story:
 
Lou got his tablet today, and it confirmed some doubt I had. I dunno if most people know this or not, but disability checks always release the 3rd of each month. It's always in the beginning, so people can use the funds for rent and what-not. Considering today is the 5th and all of a sudden he has a tablet, I really feel like this seals the question for the farms. I believe the Xbox was bought at the beginning of July around the 5th as well. We have seen Lou act very desperate, and his last few begging posts have been far from it. He sold his ipad and knew his disability check was right around the corner, and because of that he had enough money for his tablet and garbage food. Even funnier is now that someone "generously gifted" him his tablet, he wants even more for accessories and a case for the gadget. Oh, and he wants lunch :story:

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The fact that he claims not to know who sent it proves its bullshit, because he'd have had to share his private wishlist with people specifically asking for it. Therefore he'd at least have a small pool of people who it could be. Motherfucker bought this for himself with his tardbux as per @Wooden Spoon 's post. The fact that he clearly already had it on order and continued his beg posting for it anyway is frankly disgusting. And the greedy bastard now wants $200 for food. I just can't with this motherfucker.
 
"I'm sitting on my toilet crying" :story:
notice that he always has to specify that he's "sitting here" crying, thinking, looking at KF and trying not to laugh, ect? don't worry Lou nobody thinks you're doing anything more labor-intensive than sitting every moment of your life. the only change is when you lie down to take your 9th nap of the day.
 
Lou got his tablet today, and it confirmed some doubt I had. I dunno if most people know this or not, but disability checks always release the 3rd of each month. It's always in the beginning, so people can use the funds for rent and what-not. Considering today is the 5th and all of a sudden he has a tablet, I really feel like this seals the question for the farms. I believe the Xbox was bought at the beginning of July around the 5th as well. We have seen Lou act very desperate, and his last few begging posts have been far from it. He sold his ipad and knew his disability check was right around the corner, and because of that he had enough money for his tablet and garbage food. Even funnier is now that someone "generously gifted" him his tablet, he wants even more for accessories and a case for the gadget. Oh, and he wants lunch :story:
I live in an area near an Amazon distribution center and I rarely get deliveries this fast. Lou had this ordered probably before or soon after he posted his request online. So my vote's with him using his gubbmunt check to buy the tablet, and his grift was so he could make the money back. I'm kind of surprised Mama Gags doesn't demand he turn some of his money over to her every month or push him to use the money to move out. But Lou probably has thrown such a slobbering shitfit when she's tried that she's given it all up as not being worth it. Probably why she leaves him behind when she goes out with her family though since it's highly unlikely that for all of his talk about his grifting being for his family that he'd actually PAY for food for anyone but himself.
 
I dunno about you transgorls, but if I were to send someone a $600+ gift I would sure as hell let them know to expect it.
My goodness, imagine if he'd actually bought it for himself in the meantime. Then he'd have two and be out $600+ that he could have spent on his nephew, or food, or nephew food. This mysterious benefactor seems to care a lot more about their own anonymity than about protecting Lou from a potential catastrophe.
 
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