Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

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Why wait? If you start now, you might have the first episode ready by Spring.
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Just in time for the Spring Offensive of 1919 when the evil German Empire finally captured Paris.

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Okay, so:

I know that DuckTales2017 is a kids' show meant for entertainment and CREATED by writers, artists and voice actors, like Frank Angones and Kate Micucci. I also know that Walt Disney was an artist too and Carl Barks openly claimed that he had creativity so he could make up all the stuff in his comics. I know that all and I cannot deny it. Yet, I still believe that my interpretation of the Disney Duck universe is real and that especially Webbigail Vanderquack is real and that she loves me. I believe that "just because", even though every person on this site (and most of this planet), and, what I openly admit, nearly every rational criterion, is against me. But still NOTHING CAN TAKE MY FAITH FROM ME. My faith alone will make my beliefs real, because I believe we live in a player-centry computer simulation.

My life goal is to prove to the world that cartoons are real. @Bloitzhole Yeah you're totally right, I will make something out of my real life, I study information technology so I can prove that reality simulations and therefore cartoons are real, or can make them real. Cartoons are or will be real and to prove that they're real or to make them reality is my only life goal.

One day yous here will read my name in scientific papers and see me in television.
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
Okay, so:

I know that DuckTales2017 is a kids' show meant for entertainment and CREATED by writers, artists and voice actors, like Frank Angones and Kate Micucci. I also know that Walt Disney was an artist too and Carl Barks openly claimed that he had creativity so he could make up all the stuff in his comics. I know that all and I cannot deny it. Yet, I still believe that my interpretation of the Disney Duck universe is real and that especially Webbigail Vanderquack is real and that she loves me. I believe that "just because", even though every person on this site (and most of this planet), and, what I openly admit, nearly every rational criterion, is against me. But still NOTHING CAN TAKE MY FAITH FROM ME. My faith alone will make my beliefs real, because I believe we live in a player-centry computer simulation.

My life goal is to prove to the world that cartoons are real. @Bloitzhole Yeah you're totally right, I will make something out of my real life, I study information technology so I can prove that reality simulations and therefore cartoons are real, or can make them real. Cartoons are or will be real and to prove that they're real or to make them reality is my only life goal.

One day yous here will read my name in scientific papers and see me in television.
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Kid. You can't even have a functional conversation on this website, you just devolve back in to delusion. You're brittle as hell.

And yes, you will be in the media. After you inevitably get arrested for some sick-fuckery.
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
Okay, so:

I know that DuckTales2017 is a kids' show meant for entertainment and CREATED by writers, artists and voice actors, like Frank Angones and Kate Micucci. I also know that Walt Disney was an artist too and Carl Barks openly claimed that he had creativity so he could make up all the stuff in his comics. I know that all and I cannot deny it. Yet, I still believe that my interpretation of the Disney Duck universe is real and that especially Webbigail Vanderquack is real and that she loves me. I believe that "just because", even though every person on this site (and most of this planet), and, what I openly admit, nearly every rational criterion, is against me. But still NOTHING CAN TAKE MY FAITH FROM ME. My faith alone will make my beliefs real, because I believe we live in a player-centry computer simulation.

My life goal is to prove to the world that cartoons are real. @Bloitzhole Yeah you're totally right, I will make something out of my real life, I study information technology so I can prove that reality simulations and therefore cartoons are real, or can make them real. Cartoons are or will be real and to prove that they're real or to make them reality is my only life goal.

One day yous here will read my name in scientific papers and see me in television.
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Sure you'll be on tv probably for duck fucking or kiddy diddling.
Do us a favor and livestream yourself doing a flip in minecraft
 
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So, Webbigail Vanderquack and I have finaly, and SUCCESSFULLY! abolished the reality in which I was born into.

Now I live in my conception of the Disney Duck universe and Disney animated canon because the simulators of this dimension have transferred my soul into it.

My old life and the world in which those 16+ years happened are only a distant memory anymore!

JUST FUCK REALITY!
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
So, Webbigail Vanderquack and I have finaly, and SUCCESSFULLY! abolished the reality in which I was born into.

Now I live in my conception of the Disney Duck universe and Disney animated canon because the simulators of this dimension have transferred my soul into it.

My old life and the world in which those 16+ years happened are only a distant memory anymore!

JUST FUCK REALITY!
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If the reality you were born into has been abolished, why are you still able to post here?
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
So, Webbigail Vanderquack and I have finaly, and SUCCESSFULLY! abolished the reality in which I was born into.

Now I live in my conception of the Disney Duck universe and Disney animated canon because the simulators of this dimension have transferred my soul into it.

My old life and the world in which those 16+ years happened are only a distant memory anymore!

JUST FUCK REALITY!
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This is retarded and so are you.
 
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If the reality you were born into has been abolished, why are you still able to post here?
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It's all just an illusion created by the simulators to keep me distracted from the true reality in which I live now: The Disney Duck universe.
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This is retarded and so are you.
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I am not retarded.
If I really were retarded how could I have adventures with Webbigail all around the world?
Which mental illness should I have?
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
So, Webbigail Vanderquack and I have finaly, and SUCCESSFULLY! abolished the reality in which I was born into.

Now I live in my conception of the Disney Duck universe and Disney animated canon because the simulators of this dimension have transferred my soul into it.

My old life and the world in which those 16+ years happened are only a distant memory anymore!

JUST FUCK REALITY!
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How are things in Dimension C-197? Is it everything the Goddess Christine Weston Chandler said it would be?
 
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Webby's Boyfriend said:
It's all just an illusion created by the simulators to keep me distracted from the true reality in which I live now: The Disney Duck universe.

I am not retarded.
If I really were retarded how could I have adventures with Webbigail all around the world?
Which mental illness should I have?
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You more or less asked, and answered your own question there.
 
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