Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[s0mbra]

oof, right after black friday/cyber monday when he could have found some good deals.
Its one thing if he actually used his computer to get some sort of an income, like art or whatever, but he doesn't.
Why not sell that nice, expensive drawing tablet you got to fund your new computer parts kevvie? You never use it.

 

[Law]

Or sell just a small chunk of the toy hoard.

 

[BallBuster]

I was thinking... what does he even need privacy for? He literally pukes out whatever his brain is thinking. He openly posts pictures of him fucking dilating. It feels like he’s given up his right to privacy from these facts alone but because he contributes nothing to the ranch... even more so.

 

[0 0]

1-to-10? I don't want to compare numbers, but...

Lol here you go, friend

Edit: oops, I was late with the original balloon-fucking post. Sorry.

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Spoiler: larger image of whatever the fuck those things are

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But yeah, he seems to be in a bit of a lull as far as hornyposting goes. It used to be constant

I went ahead and made a LiveJournal community for amhole enthusiasts. Hopefully we'll never need it, but might be worth bookmarking in case Null pulls the plug before a better idea presents itself.

When asked "what nonsensical fetish does Kevin have today," "the things the combine use to carry stalkers in Half Life 2" was not what readily springs to mind.

Kev-Kev's having a good time:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1335283374382956546 (Archive)

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1335284924803248129

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I take it Penny asked Kevin to dilate outside and downwind so his rotpocket stops stinking up the tranch house.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Also fuck off about not being able to breathe and not having space. You are on a ranch. Literally just go outside.

Kevvie talks a lot about having "no privacy" at the tranch, but does it really matter if he's in a "relationship" with everybody living there? Or are these just people stopping by his room everyday to ask him how he's doing, just making small talk then Kevin immediately goes to Twitter to whine about how he doesn't have any privacy. I imagine he never leaves his bedroom, so who would actively seek out to visit him in his room?

Kev probably doesn't really interact with anyone there, at least not "IRL". The "suffocation" and "not having enough space for himself" stems from 1: too many people there to live comfortably separated, especially for a turbo-autist like KevKev, 2: no room for all the plastic crap he buys, and 3: I don't think his room door can be locked or even closed. I don't know about you fine people, but taking a look at the photo of their flag display

That thing behind the behind the chimney pipe looks to me like a three display set-up.

Bonus: pure insanity from one of his orbiters.
Tweet / embedded image.

 

[Law]

I take it Penny asked Kevin to dilate outside and downwind so his rotpocket stops stinking up the tranch house.

I'm sure Kevin's bourbon breath and egg farts aren't helping either.

 

[mofu mofu]

A few pages late but I'm glad others are noticing a shift in Kevin's posting habits (I mean, he still posts degenerate shit, but now there's more political tweets which he's mentioned trying to avoid in the past).

I've had a tinhat theory for a while that he's gearing up to start some kind of online 'career' since he's too lazy to do a job that requires manual labour and I imagine there must be some pressure from the others on the ranch for him to start contributing more. My original theory was he'd set up a Patreon as some kind of activist/trans influencer similar to the Zinnia types where they don't actually do much besides argue and post hot takes on Twitter all day and maybe shit out an article or video once in a while. But he's mentioned wanting to stream games a few times and now mentioned Twitch so I think that's the likely path he'll take.

 

[homewayhalf]

Lol put on a coat and go outside Kevryn. There is plenty of space to be alone on a damn ranch, this coomer just can’t bear being out of the vicinity of his wifi connection. He deserves his misery though.

 

[Prolego]

Some recycling news, and it seems as dumb as we've been expecting. It looks like they drag their old horseboxes to the local landfill site x times a week/month then wait while whoever wants to recycle brings their tub of garbage from home. The three labels I can read say "Aluminum Cans", "Glass", and "Small Electronics", although the latter also has a long list of stuff they won't take. That buggy also looks like it last did service in a Doris Day musical. Apparently they fill their horseboxes then drag them somewhere else to unload. That glass one is sure going to be fun to empty out, although to be fair, horseboxes aren't designed to be able to dump all the contents quickly.

The whole charade seems to be ridiculously labour intensive. Under the old scheme, there were a number of specialised recycling dumpsters that were just left unattended until full whereupon a big truck would lift them on to the back and take them away to the central facility. Yet even with that level of automation, it was too expensive for the local council to carry on. Now it seems that some troon, drawn at random from the slave pool, has to make four trips from the Tranch to the landfill on specified days, hang around for a few hours, then make four more trips home, with occasional excursions to the mother-dump. They were moaning about getting stiffed for $11,000 for three weeks work. The council stopped the old recycling scheme because it was costing them around $20,000 a year. I'm struggling to see how they break even here.

Spoiler: Bigger Pics

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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1333808321946554370

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1333890358695047174

 

[farttpott]

I am surprised he hasn't set up a patreon as a "trans-activist" but maybe he has the iota of self-awareness that he even makes NotCursedE look professional. he's only moaning about privacy because he cant dilate in front of a mirror and do uwu photos without someone who works on the ranch walk in and say wtf are you doing you fat idiot.

I'd perhaps have an ounce of sympathy if he hadn't spent this whole pandemic buying and boasting about his children's toy collecting.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

The polycule shennanigans bear more than a passing similarity to the general consoomer mindset that drives so many of these baffling choices. Quantity over quality, dating someone just cause they tick the shallow "nerdy transgurl" boxes, not cause you're actually attracted to them or can see a future together. Just like buying the crappiest, most useless, over-priced Etsy garbage just cause it has a trans flag slapped on it. Moving in after "dating" on Twitter for a few months, cause you gotta have a shiny new thing right now. And yes, it's depressing to view your romantic partners as consumable, disposable instruments that are there to make you feel a certain way, but what do you expect from the "sex work is work" crew?

Actually, I expect better from the 'sex work is work' crew. If you're not going to offer an actual relationship--not treat them like a person whose own feelings matter to you--then at least have the decency to just make it an honest transaction.

Just pay a sex worker if all you want is a consumable, disposable instrument who is there to make you feel a certain way. There's even ones who do the more feels-side shit.

And if sex work is work--then not doing that but pretending that you are offering your partner an actual relationship is theft of labor.

 

[stupid frog]

Or sell just a small chunk of the toy hoard.

open toys, esp ones you cant rebox, arent worth much to collectors. but he still has multi 100+ msrp toys he could probably shill at 50%+ off retail.

 

[Lurk]

Video of Pennywise with his Buffalo Bill voice, being licked by a poor kitten. You can hear other Buffalo Bills in the background

 

[Miss Misery]

Gee, wouldn't it be nice if someone were back at the ranch to take care of the animals since it's snowing? Who on earth could possibly do that? Imagine if there was someone home all day with nothing to do?

 

[Particle Bored]

Oh sweet nectar of the Gods. Thine juices could taste no sweeter.

I wonder what Mxtress will think of that particular tweet. Trouble in paradise?

Also, LOL at him not knowing how to troubleshoot simple POST issues on a computer. That type of issue is 95% of the time either a bad stick of ram or the 12v Rail line on the PSU. But helpless little Kev Kev can’t take 5 mins to pry off the side panel and begin to diagnose it.

"I can't afford a new computer."

>car won't start
>"I can't afford a new car goddamnit!"

 

[farttpott]

open toys, esp ones you cant rebox, arent worth much to collectors. but he still has multi 100+ msrp toys he could probably shill at 50%+ off retail.

It's not a good investment by any means, still all that shit on his shelves is worth actual money and has kept part of its value (unlike, say, most old video games or CDs), and any normal person would be selling it to make ends meet. Also that wacom tablet he has mentioned up thread that surely is worth best part of a grand.

 

[NattyDaddy]

It's not a good investment by any means, still all that shit on his shelves is worth actual money and has kept part of its value

Is his shit pile of toys actually worth something? I always assumed it was all plastic garbage (it is) but does it have any monetary value?

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Gee, wouldn't it be nice if someone were back at the ranch to take care of the animals since it's snowing? Who on earth could possibly do that? Imagine if there was someone home all day with nothing to do?

I'm still wondering if we even know if those animals are still alive, I remember there being worries that nobody at the tranch bothered making sure they had the kind of shelter they'd need to survive the temps dropping.

I mean, if we've not heard anything...maybe they're all dead no longer suffering?

 

[Butter]

Just found out about reallifecomics' Greg Dean. Came here to see if there's some connection to other troons.

Holy fuck. Just... Holy fuck.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Why would AM HOLE even want privacy? Shouldn't he be strapped up and ready to be used by anyone at all times? I'm starting to think he might not be the awesome sexpot he's claiming to be.