Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Some recycling news, and it seems as dumb as we've been expecting. It looks like they drag their old horseboxes to the local landfill site x times a week/month then wait while whoever wants to recycle brings their tub of garbage from home. The three labels I can read say "Aluminum Cans", "Glass", and "Small Electronics", although the latter also has a long list of stuff they won't take. That buggy also looks like it last did service in a Doris Day musical. Apparently they fill their horseboxes then drag them somewhere else to unload. That glass one is sure going to be fun to empty out, although to be fair, horseboxes aren't designed to be able to dump all the contents quickly.

The whole charade seems to be ridiculously labour intensive. Under the old scheme, there were a number of specialised recycling dumpsters that were just left unattended until full whereupon a big truck would lift them on to the back and take them away to the central facility. Yet even with that level of automation, it was too expensive for the local council to carry on. Now it seems that some troon, drawn at random from the slave pool, has to make four trips from the Tranch to the landfill on specified days, hang around for a few hours, then make four more trips home, with occasional excursions to the mother-dump. They were moaning about getting stiffed for $11,000 for three weeks work. The council stopped the old recycling scheme because it was costing them around $20,000 a year. I'm struggling to see how they break even here.

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Holy fuck that tweet "Still at it despite a bit of snow". You should be. That's what you are contracted for.

Also, not a single license plate.
 
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NattyDaddy said:
Is his shit pile of toys actually worth something? I always assumed it was all plastic garbage (it is) but does it have any monetary value?
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He would actually have to have a list on some collection site, or we'd need a Transformers nerd to out themselves enough to actually know. Looking at his wishlist, some are under $10 - I suspect he mostly collects this kind of crap. But as I mentioned prior, he has multiple toys which retailed for over $100.

He has at least 1 plastic bin full of them. They are generally small toys, so there's probably a large amount. A CD you'd be lucky to get $1 for in general, but even putting his Transformers at $1 ea, he probably has over 80. Is it a lot of money? No. But when you beg for $50 on Twitter regularly, you need a reality check.

This is not taking in to account his Pokemon collection, video game collection, et al. He favors Nintendo, and their brand frequently retains value. A single game is like $60, and you can easily resell it for only 5-10 off retail price.

Anyways, I wish we knew his eBay account.

tl;dr gay
 
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Behold the most surprising thing of 2020- Kevin made an effort to clean his room:
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Neko GF said:
Kev-Kev's having a good time:
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Who would have thought that a ranch in the middle of Bumfuck, Colorado that’s shared between multiple people with no adequate space for anything, including the animals, would cause this outburst?

Don’t they all share rooms, too?
Fucking lmao.

You can always sell your Tranformers and get your own place, Kevin.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Why would AM HOLE even want privacy? Shouldn't he be strapped up and ready to be used by anyone at all times? I'm starting to think he might not be the awesome sexpot he's claiming to be.
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isn't there a saying that goes something like "people who have sex don't constantly talk about how much sex they're having"?

ETA: what's gonna happen when Hailey moves to the tranch? I mean surely they're gonna need their own private space to film all this awesome OnlyFans content they've been talking about for so long
 
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The Man In Black said:
ETA: what's gonna happen when Hailey moves to the tranch? I mean surely they're gonna need their own private space to film all this awesome OnlyFans content they've been talking about for so long
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First off, they already jerked each other off or whatever last time he visited.

Second, they can make porn while everyone else works the field duh. I bet Mistress has his own room with a door and wouldn't mind his princess borrowing it!
 
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Law said:
Damn dude flossing takes like 1 minute. What can you accomplish in WoW in the time it takes to floss?
Kevin's breath stinks, confirmed.
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s0mbra said:
Bruh or just keep a roll of floss by the desk and do it between loading screens or whatever.
I lift lil dumbells between loading times or do squats/etc kevin can do that shit too. hes literally just a lazy fuck.

Also oh god i LOVE the façade slips! Seeing the cope and crumble in real time is why i love kevins thread so much. The tweet about not being too cramped and having a hissy fit is :chefs kiss:
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OTOH, wiggers like Kevin routinely co-opt Black speech. 'Flossing' routinely also refers to making yourself look clean, wealthy etc. I've heard it used multiple times regarding clout chasers on social media showing off pictures of stacks of money, drugs, guns, etc.

An example of this usage can be found in the multi-award winning single by Riskay (timestamp at 1:18):


Of course if he actually IS admitting that he can't perform basic, preventative dental care, then.... I guess I'd also not be surprised.
 
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That thing behind the behind the chimney pipe looks to me like a three display set-up.
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That mezzanine area only looks big enough to accommodate one room's worth of space. Is Kev the only one up there? If so, I doubt his privacy is being invaded by people walking up the stairs, because why would they?

I suspect it's specifically aural privacy he's missing. Perhaps in both directions, i.e. the gang can hear him ticcing and whooping or whatever shit he does, but also he can overhear himself being shit-talked. If his space is really that open, there's no way he's never once overheard Bonnie bitching about him.
 
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s0mbra said:
Apparently mr.tress is actually asexual.
Y'know, the one who locks his boy toys in collars and does BDSM
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Not to mention married a woman, fathered a child by her, and appeared to be, for all intents and purposes, a relatively well-adjusted dude for the majority of his adult life. But given that hie's turned himself into a literal castrato and his options are now limited to fellow troons, asexuality might be a tempting exit.
 
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Not to mention married a woman, fathered a child by her, and appeared to be, for all intents and purposes, a relatively well-adjusted dude for the majority of his adult life. But given that hie's turned himself into a literal castrato and his options are now limited to fellow troons, asexuality might be a tempting exit.
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You forgot the part where he abandoned his wife and newborn child by joining the army
 
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The Man In Black said:
Kevvie talks a lot about having "no privacy" at the tranch, but does it really matter if he's in a "relationship" with everybody living there? Or are these just people stopping by his room everyday to ask him how he's doing, just making small talk then Kevin immediately goes to Twitter to whine about how he doesn't have any privacy. I imagine he never leaves his bedroom, so who would actively seek out to visit him in his room?
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That mezzanine area only looks big enough to accommodate one room's worth of space. Is Kev the only one up there? If so, I doubt his privacy is being invaded by people walking up the stairs, because why would they?
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When they were more freshly moved in, it was clarified that at least two other troons share that single room up there with Kevin; I thought I even recalled that he was sharing a BED (non-sexually) with one, so it might have been three plus him. So he has no space of his own, and clutters up the shared space with his bullshit. Makes it extra hard for anyone else on that ranch to forget that he's just sitting there tweeting and playing video games all day.

(Bonnie is dating/married to the only dude/nonbinary on the ranch, as I recall... I know Penny has his own room, I wonder if Bonnie and his +1 have their own room as an actual couple and higher on the financial contribution ladder. Can you imagine if Bonnie is forced to share a room with Kevin?)

In any case, for people who didn't know this shit please take this new knowledge and consider that Kevin is sitting around dilating and leaking amhole gunk all over a shared room. Possibly on a shared bed. You're welcome.
 
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