🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Hahaha Ralph can't own a gun. He cucked himself out of being a cult leader too.
Federal law doesn't prohibit him owning cap-and-ball black powder pistols, which he could run around firing at pesky underage girls and troons and HATERS like Yosemite Sam.

Of course he would run into issues at the state level on account of his conviction for a violent felony, so he would first need to get his rights restored by.. Virginia Governor Ralph Northam.

Yeah, that isn't happening.
 
What the fuck, it takes under a minute to tie boots, is he retarded? Wait...dumb question. Thats still baffling to me. Maybe I just dont get the struggle of the manlet.
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Isn't that a common thing with the coof? People start to feel better and then it comes back with a vengeance?
It really depends. When I had the US strain it was nothing more than a nuisance. I didn't have breathing problems, but I was a bit achy and discombobulated at times. I currently have the European strain, which has made me lethargic, interrupted my sleep schedule, given me projectile poopies (when I'm not pissing outta' my ass), achy, and in general it feels like a MUCH more ramped-up flu. I'm not in the best shape of my life, either, so I can only imagine when it's doing to Ralph right now. In any case the minute he started coughing he should have sat the fuck down in his house an quarantined, but now we might see Baked Alaska, May, Alice, and Fuentes with the coof thanks to the Ralphamale's super spreader.

Might be @Spectre_06 . They sound shockingly similar, except Turk sounds a bit lighter in the loafers
I'm eating dinner right now. Made myself some pot roast. I ain't interviewing anywhere.
 
It really depends. When I had the US strain it was nothing more than a nuisance. I didn't have breathing problems, but I was a bit achy and discombobulated at times. I currently have the European strain, which has made me lethargic, interrupted my sleep schedule, given me projectile poopies (when I'm not pissing outta' my ass), achy, and in general it feels like a MUCH more ramped-up flu. I'm not in the best shape of my life, either, so I can only imagine when it's doing to Ralph right now. In any case the minute he started coughing he should have sat the fuck down in his house an quarantined, but now we might see Baked Alaska, May, Alice, and Fuentes with the coof thanks to the Ralphamale's super spreader.
How did spectree get chink pozzed twice?
 
How did spectree get chink pozzed twice?
Two different strains, and you can catch a virus repeatedly. Children sometimes get the chicken pox twice, and viral pneumonia is a recurring thing as well. This whole "once you recover you're immune" claim isn't backed up by any type of science. But anyways since I have had different strains, any antibodies from the first one might now transfer to help fight the second strain.
 
What the fuck, it takes under a minute to tie boots, is he retarded? Wait...dumb question. Thats still baffling to me. Maybe I just dont get the struggle of the manlet.
his arms are too short and his gunt too broad to reach,
It really depends. When I had the US strain it was nothing more than a nuisance. I didn't have breathing problems, but I was a bit achy and discombobulated at times. I currently have the European strain, which has made me lethargic, interrupted my sleep schedule, given me projectile poopies (when I'm not pissing outta' my ass), achy, and in general it feels like a MUCH more ramped-up flu. I'm not in the best shape of my life, either, so I can only imagine when it's doing to Ralph right now. In any case the minute he started coughing he should have sat the fuck down in his house an quarantined, but now we might see Baked Alaska, May, Alice, and Fuentes with the coof thanks to the Ralphamale's super spreader.


I'm eating dinner right now. Made myself some pot roast. I ain't interviewing anywhere.
i love that ethans attempts to convince us he doesnt have corona virus just confirms them
 
It's spoilered on the first page here I believe. Or in an archive of the old ED page
An excerpt from his ed page:

Micropenis​

One potential explanation for the constant, ceaseless, undying tard rage of Ethan is that he has a micropenis. Mention this and he will become positively livid, because it totally isn't true, guys.
 
What is this app that the leaks are from, does it do weird things with how it renders content that is only partially on/off the screen? There are some discrepancies between the 3rd and the 4th.
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3rd has a message from faith then one reply from may in there twice, then another reply with a shorter width.
4th has a message from faith, then 2 different replies of equal width from may. Is something fucky going on with the app itself because this doesn't seem to be a continuation of the same conversation unless something was deleted as the screenshots were taken.

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Also look at the timestamp on faith's last response in the 4th screenshot and compare it to the 3rd. 4th seems to be a time made up of exclusively the digits 3-5-6-8-9-0, while the 3rd is 4:26 PM.

Anyone use this mobile app? Is it really just this fucky or is something up with these screenshots?
There's definitely something fucky going on. Ade did confirm it, but I can't ignore what I'm seeing here. Has anybody asked Faith about it yet?
 
I feel generous so i'll give credit where it's due.
For all Vickerses faults, he was right about Ethan being a fucking spineless pussy. (As obvious as it was to everybody who witnessed Ralph's Jihad on another man's penis)
For all Faith's faults, she was right to deny the treesome. That's fine Faith, not having the mental state for it is the correct mental state, keep it like that. I hope they didn't gaslight you into thinking that you are wrong for it.
For all Ralph's faults, this horse faced pedo pimp you got there is not ashamed of showing her teeth on camera, so.... kudos in that regard i guess.

So, what do you Kiwis think? Are Ralph and May comforting each other or fighting over these leaks? Do you think they turned on each other yet or it'll take some time?
 
@Elric of Melnibone WOW, your source was Faith? I'm so concerned about her being burned!!!
Even if you are right, why would I burn her as a source while Gunt was still messaging her you fucking idiot. This. This shit right here is why it took someone like me to get these leaks, because idiots like you would have spooked the sources or pissed them off so they would not cooperate.
 
Even if you are right, why would I burn her as a source while Gunt was still messaging her you fucking idiot. This. This shit right here is why it took someone like me to get these leaks, because idiots like you would have spooked the sources or pissed them off so they would not cooperate.
bro shut up, stop responding to posts like that. I know you're autistic but try not to get into slap fights.
 
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