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Crunchy Leaf said:
I was going to say this. Hairdressers who exclusively do women’s hair don’t know how to do men’s haircuts. They’re also going to assume you’re a woman because you’re at a woman’s hair salon and most women don’t want to look like men, even if they prefer short hair.

It also sounds like she wants some stupid haircut only fujos and metrosexuals want. Has there ever been a straight man who wanted his hair longer on top so he could curl it?

That having been said, buzzcuts don’t look good on FTMs and make them look like lesbians, so that would be a worse choice.
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I think I know this haircut, many of the young men in my area were wearing it a few years ago though it seems to be dropping from fashion now. Right on the sides and longer in the top, sometimes it brushed aside or spiked and boys with curly hair would wear it in curls but that’s it. Its a pretty androgynous look and honestly the boys who pulled it off beast had the most masculine features. It looked a bit silly on softer featured kids or younger boys.
So people would probably still ID her as female regardless, because she’d look very feminine in that cut
 
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Peaches Demure said:
One thing I have never quite understood is how some people (often gender specials) claim to have romantic attraction without sexual attraction. Like, what is this, and how does it work in practice?
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Garbage.Theory said:
Slight PL:
I identified as asexual for about a year. Turned out it was a cross between low sex drive and the fact that men either avoided me like the plague or tried to initiated rando hookups. Once I got out in my own and met some guys who became friends and then showed interest in me I figured it out just fine.
So long story short, my data point concurs.
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I can also empathize with "asexuals" because I've spent literal years without a sex drive. I agree with you guys that most people are just socially awkward, isolated, autistic, etc. but there are those with hormonal issues and medical things which can cause it as well.
That said, though, imagine putting your sexuality as "recovering from a concussion" because that's kind of what this is.
It manifests in weird ways. You still get lonely and touch starved, but without a libido of any kind you feel meh about actual sex and that affects who you see as attractive.
Also who smells good. Speaking personally, at one point in my life EVERYONE, male and female, just smelled like BO. No one had that "Oh you smell nice" natural scent at all.
 
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NoReturn said:
I can also empathize with "asexuals" because I've spent literal years without a sex drive. I agree with you guys that most people are just socially awkward, isolated, autistic, etc. but there are those with hormonal issues and medical things which can cause it as well.
That said, though, imagine putting your sexuality as "recovering from a concussion" because that's kind of what this is.
It manifests in weird ways. You still get lonely and touch starved, but without a libido of any kind you feel meh about actual sex and that affects who you see as attractive.
Also who smells good. Speaking personally, at one point in my life EVERYONE, male and female, just smelled like BO. No one had that "Oh you smell nice" natural scent at all.
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Ah yes, it is very important to check with doctors about these things in case there is a medical reason. Sorry though, that’s stinks

I do wonder if any of these cows have had a baseline hormonal work up done? I assume if any of them are on hormones that they had some bloodwork done first.
 
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Neko GF said:
This actually is a good question:
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https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/k6qe94/why_is_the_uk_so_transphobic/ (Archive)
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I knew this post was going to be a lot of fun when he said "vaush watcher here"
 
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Crunchy Leaf said:
Most ‘asexuals’ I encounter also say they’re lesbians.
I do wonder how much of ‘asexuality’ is merely women who have responsive sexual desire who’ve never had a guy make a move on them, and once they start T that ups their sex drives enough that they start wanting it spontaneously.
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Garbage.Theory said:
Slight PL:
I identified as asexual for about a year. Turned out it was a cross between low sex drive and the fact that men either avoided me like the plague or tried to initiated rando hookups. Once I got out in my own and met some guys who became friends and then showed interest in me I figured it out just fine.
So long story short, my data point concurs.
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From my experience a lot of asexuals tend to be female, especially teenagers, and they're just clinging to a label as a way to make sense of the fact that they're not willing to have multiple sexual partners, have low libido, want more than just a series of trysts, or don't have the self confidence to pursue a sexual relationship. I think there's a lot of teen media and general media that tells you if you don't want to hook up with a bunch of people, especially in the age old horny teenagers bracket, there's something wrong with you. That sexual interest is a constant thing and not constantly thinking about it means you're broken. It's not. Lots of people don't have sexual experience until well into their 20's.

Nobody sits a lot of them down and tells them it's totally fine to you know, only want to have sex when you're comfortable with a person. Only want to have sex with a romantic partner. Maybe keep your sexual experience to masturbation until you're comfortable enough to explore sex. Just because you haven't possibly felt sexual attraction yet doesn't mean you won't ever. It's silly to proclaim it for the same reason, life is constantly in flux and your sexual interest will probably be as well. Some people want it a lot, some people want it only a little. IMO. If you genuinely aren't feeling any sort of sexual interest- either for sex or masturbation- as an adult you probably should get checked out by a doctor. In this context sexual interest meaning arousal. If you've gone your whole life and never been aroused by something there's definitely an issue on the biological front.

I think the worst thing about asex is all the weird tumblr posts I see of them saying just because they're asex doesn't mean they won't have sex because their partner wants too.
 
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Kujo Jotaro said:
I know this thread loves their men in dresses larping as women, but I tell you what these girls over at r/ftm really give them a run for their money in the horror department
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Why is some of the writing on that whiteboard backwards and some not?

again, I always find something more disturbing than the intended model.
 
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Kujo Jotaro said:
I know this thread loves their men in dresses larping as women, but I tell you what these girls over at r/ftm really give them a run for their money in the horror department
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Garbage.Theory said:
Why is some of the writing on that whiteboard backwards and some not?

again, I always find something more disturbing than the intended model.
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Good catch!
I spy with my little eye:
  • "Dishes" "Dirty/Clean" appears to have been written backwards, with the others being written right way around. Maybe to show up properly in Zoom calls or selfies? Maybe to just be lolsorandom?
  • Tumblr-meme "Eat Pant", so not even a normal Simpsons drawing
  • Giant rent reminder because apparently she can't be trusted to pay it on time
  • Cut off lyrics to "Killing in the Name", mis-attributed to Charles Bennington, and dated to 1972 (Born 1976. Is this a joke?)
  • Christmas lights on living room wall
  • Cheerios and wine on the fridge
  • Wall tapestry behind a walking stick/cane because this hambeast apparently can't walk unsupported
  • Tattoo of either a paw for self-identifying as a "bear" or as a furry
Matters of further inquiry:
  • Is that white magnet on the fridge a state or similar location?
  • What's the other tattoo?
Conclusion:
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NoReturn said:
Good catch!
I spy with my little eye:
  • "Dishes" "Dirty/Clean" appears to have been written backwards, with the others being written right way around. Maybe to show up properly in Zoom calls or selfies? Maybe to just be lolsorandom?
  • Tumblr-meme "Eat Pant", so not even a normal Simpsons drawing
  • Giant rent reminder because apparently she can't be trusted to pay it on time
  • Cut off lyrics to "Killing in the Name", mis-attributed to Charles Bennington, and dated to 1972 (Born 1976. Is this a joke?)
  • Christmas lights on living room wall
  • Cheerios and wine on the fridge
  • Wall tapestry behind a walking stick/cane because this hambeast apparently can't walk unsupported
  • Tattoo of either a paw for self-identifying as a "bear" or as a furry
Matters of further inquiry:
  • Is that white magnet on the fridge a state or similar location?
  • What's the other tattoo?
Conclusion:
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Well one of the tats is a date, but I can only make out Oct 25. Might be a birthday or something. The blue triangle is confusing. I know that lgbt activists reclaimed the pink triangle some time ago so maybe this is some weird trans-flag bastardization of that? Hard to tell as I can’t make out the pink writing.
The white magnet looks less like a state and more like a silhouette of two people kneeling. Reminds me of a nativity but that’s neither here nor there. There is a cat magnet though and that is properly adorable.
 
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Neko GF said:
Why is the UK cucked in most aspects of politics, but based when it comes to troon issues?
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I had heard that until relatively recently that the UK was consistently ranked one of the most trans-friendly countries on earth. We've already seen the troons with enough institutional power in the UK to pull some outrageous stuff, the current attitude in the UK seems to be backlash to trans-overreach. Many of the biggest opponents of trannies used to be their biggest allies. I myself was incredibly woke (even back in junior high during the 90s I was in line with modern TRA activists, though never a militant about it) and learning more about these "trans-rights" resulted in me becoming red-pilled.

NoReturn said:
Also who smells good. Speaking personally, at one point in my life EVERYONE, male and female, just smelled like BO. No one had that "Oh you smell nice" natural scent at all.
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Is that not normal? I always thought the idea of enjoying a person's scent was either a) you like the smell of their shampoo/deodorant/perfume/cologne b) a literary device c) people who wanted to believe the romantic literature so bad that they fooled themselves into liking the smell of other people.

Garbage.Theory said:
Well one of the tats is a date, but I can only make out Oct 25. Might be a birthday or something. The blue triangle is confusing. I know that lgbt activists reclaimed the pink triangle some time ago so maybe this is some weird trans-flag bastardization of that? Hard to tell as I can’t make out the pink writing.
The white magnet looks less like a state and more like a silhouette of two people kneeling. Reminds me of a nativity but that’s neither here nor there. There is a cat magnet though and that is properly adorable.
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That triangle might be the black triangle which was specifically for lesbians (the Nazis gave it to "anti-socials" in general, but nowadays it's for lesbians). Black tats do tend to fade to blue pretty quickly. Apparently the black triangle is also used by disabled rights groups in the UK, would make sense if she's from the UK. I think that the first three letters of the pink text says, "Dyw" and the text is about 5-6 letters long. Could it be "DTWOF" ("Dykes to Watch Out"* For, a famous lesbian comic)? That would really make a lot of sense IMO if she used to be a lesbian who trooned out, except that second letter really looks like a "y".
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I'll post a spoof of it that really reminds me of both TiMs and TiFs (in different ways) for some reason, though I'm sure that the spoof is meant all in good fun
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Also, I'm pretty sure that the white magnet is Maryland, just a little fucked up. For reference (flipped and rotated):
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Re: the scent thing. Blame Twilight, as we must for many other crimes. Now I can’t read fic without endlessly having to hear about H/h’s “scent,” because now mentioning scent has been workshop-canonized, apparently, and is part of the whole “acknowledge all five senses” technique.

Anyway the scent thing is great for Aydens because like Bella, they aren’t smart or interesting or pretty (or pretty enough) to attract anyone so they have to imagine there’s some magical scent-based thing going on that will cause a vampire guy gay anyone vaguely male-shaped to want to pair-bond with them immediately upon getting within ten feet of them.
 
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