Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

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Guess who's out, and learned nothing in the psych ward?
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Rabbit Bones said:
Guess who's out, and learned nothing in the psych ward?
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For fuck's sake.

About as cute of a pic of the kids as you can ask for, and she STILL has to insert herself (and the legions of nigga dick she rides on the regular) into it front and center.

I was kinda hoping she would turn a new leaf (rainbows for days) after getting locked up in the mental ward, but you have to remember this is Arkansas. They're not exactly known for outstanding mental health care. Probably just told her "don't try killing yourself again" and let her go after 48 hours.

I reiterate....for fuck's sake.

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The look on Lucy's face is nothing but contempt. Sammie probably should have just stayed in the nut hut.
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If I had to guess, Mama Bushart took this photo and Sammie stole it from a relative who posted it. As far as I know, Sammie still isn't allowed to see them or even be near them.
 
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I hope she at least got some meds in the psych ward, though I doubt she'll take them now that she's out.
 
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vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Sammie is an enigma and I don't really think psych services can do much for her at this point, normally the internet loves armchair psychiatry but there's not even much of it in this thread because she's too fucking confusing to even speculate. God help the poor bastards stuck attempting to treat her.
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sammie’s not confusing, she’s retärded. her mental capacity is approximately that of a ten-year-old child who also has access to drugs and alcohol. that’s her intellectual ceiling, period. “treating” her would require housing her in a facility for which there is neither infrastructure nor public monies. that’s why she (or her mom, or laura) gets a check instead, and roams freely claiming to be magically impregnated by every dude who sparks her interest for more than five minutes.
 
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Sorry for the lack of updates. Sammie has been doing a lot, but not really doing much at the same time. She's basically posted about 6.9 million selfies in the last few days, which I'm not even going to try and screencap. I'll go back and nab some of the funnier ones later, but this is a serious update.

She lost our lil nigga, Baby Nard. And the bitch isn't even upset about it. We had to hear about it from retarded Laura.
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I updated the Dead Baby list, and nearly shed a tear while doing do. RIL Narddog. You were too perfect for this earth.
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Rabbit Bones said:
Sorry for the lack of updates. Sammie has been doing a lot, but not really doing much at the same time. She's basically posted about 6.9 million selfies in the last few days, which I'm not even going to try and screencap. I'll go back and nab some of the funnier ones later, but this is a serious update.

She lost our lil nigga, Baby Nard. And the bitch isn't even upset about it. We had to hear about it from retarded Laura.
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I updated the Dead Baby list, and nearly shed a tear while doing do. RIL Narddog. You were too perfect for this earth.
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You da real MVP. RIP babby Nard.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
Sorry for the lack of updates. Sammie has been doing a lot, but not really doing much at the same time. She's basically posted about 6.9 million selfies in the last few days, which I'm not even going to try and screencap. I'll go back and nab some of the funnier ones later, but this is a serious update.

She lost our lil nigga, Baby Nard. And the bitch isn't even upset about it. We had to hear about it from retarded Laura.
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I updated the Dead Baby list, and nearly shed a tear while doing do. RIL Narddog. You were too perfect for this earth.
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Alexa, play “Crossroads” by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I want to get a tattoo, I totally ask Facebook so some rando can give me a shitty tattoo with a bonus gift of Hep C.
 
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PotatoSalad4711 said:
Alexa, play “Crossroads” by Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I want to get a tattoo, I totally ask Facebook so some rando can give me a shitty tattoo with a bonus gift of Hep C.
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The guy she has doing her tattoo is exactly the kinda nigga I would expect to do $20 tattoos in his moms garage. Sammie has better get on it... there's a good chance he's going away for a while soon.
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But, just kind of an actual update here. Like I mentioned, Sammie has been on a selfie spree. She's also added a bunch of dudes, and is farming attention hard. So you have Sammie posting shit like this...
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...and Laura freaking out. I have no idea why she's mad at the mongoloids Sammie is acting like a slut for. She needs to tell Sammie to stop this shit. This 'legal guardian' shit is hilarious to me still... there is absolutely no proof of it, apart from Laura screeching about owning Sammie every time something happens that she doesn't like. This will 100% bite her in the ass. Sammie was homeless for almost a year, rather than listen to Mama Bushart when she started putting her foot down. Sammie chose nigger cock over her own children. If Laura thinks Sammie is going to place her over the allure of dick and being a hood chick... well...
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But the other big Sammie revelation is that, as expected, she's rewriting history. She and Antonio met on Facebook. Sammie knew one of the other fat white sluts he used to fuck. She's told this scavenger hunt and dress shopping story before... I'm assuming it's something she saw on a reality show. Because I don't think 6 hours is nearly enough time for these two mongoloids to figure out anything.

Oh, and they were married too.
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It really has to take some mental gymnastics to go from being single, to being married to a dead dude who dumped you a year and a half ago, after he found out you'd fucked nearly half a dozen dudes while he was in jail.
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And this was just funny to me. There's literally nowhere in Arkansas you can see a shark. We don't have any aquariums. And she and Antonio never did anything. They sat in his moms house all day every day.
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Nigga wouldn't spend time with her in life, why the hell would he haunt her in death?
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Sammie has competition though. Monica has also announced she's married to Antonios ghost.
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Rabbit Bones said:
She's told this scavenger hunt and dress shopping story before... I'm assuming it's something she saw on a reality show. Because I don't think 6 hours is nearly enough time for these two mongoloids to figure out anything.

Oh, and they were married too.
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That sounds kinda like the plot of Nerve filtered through Sammie's sub-70 IQ, but who really fucking knows.

Also lol at Sammie talking about visiting the Atlantic Ocean like she's ever been out of Armpit, Arkansas.
 
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