حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
But even after all 300+ pages of you doing jack shit, you still had people in your corner: me, @FramerGirl420 , & @Smutley , for example. I can't speak for the others, but I've effectively given up on you.

I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1197.jpg?1429831965 Smutley: But I love Connor soo muchhhhhhhh
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/52.jpg?1399255076 God: @Smutley, Love shouldn't hurt.
  3. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1197.jpg?1429831965 Smutley: @God, LOVE IS PAIN, GOD!!!!!
  4. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/0/52.jpg?1399255076 God: @ @Smutley, YOUR OBSESSION IS KILLING YOU
I AM LITERALLY ARGUING WITH GOD BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU CONNOR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
 
So, by that logic, I'm just doomed to failure no matter what kind of effort I make. You guys say your helping me, but the fact is that you're hypocrites.
Here we go.

Do you remember the 300+ pages of good advice you were given that you never took?

I do.

That's why I'm cynical.
 
you're hypocrites.
"I wanna change"
"No, fuck you guys, you don't tell me what to do"
"This place is a shithole"
"I just want to hang"

you calling us a hypocrite is the pot calling the kettle nigger

BONUS:
If people were to see this thread, you guys wouldn't be entirely immune from damage. We both lose.
Nah, just you.
 
If people were to see this thread, you guys wouldn't be entirely immune from damage. We both lose.


Have you tried going on to forums as not you? Maybe you can do some character building if you go on to say wrong planet forums as one of your characters. Heck even make an alt here and see how well you act not like you. It will strengthen your writing tenfold.
 
Have you tried going on to forums as not you? Maybe you can do some character building if you go on to say wrong planet forums as one of your characters. Heck even make an alt here and see how well you act not like you. It will strengthen your writing tenfold.

I think Null would make an exception to the gimmick posting rule if Klaus &/or Holden showed up. They were always my favorites (Abe's fingers are too wide to use a keyboard well so he wouldn't work out)
 
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