🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Sriracha]

Only TheBoneZone, maybe because he said "fistfuck"?

Nah it's begun Sam Pest got muted and so did Dave Osbourne

@Vetti you spooked Green Steel. He doesn't want you to dig into anything associated with his username because he definitely isn't a guntgard.

 

[Ledgitouchie]

Gator right now talkin to Ethan
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Your post made me think of this

 

[Sam Losco]

I didn't even see what SuperDaveOsborne said.

"And lo Jesus placed his hand firmly around Mary's throat and exclaimed: Don't you know who I am!."
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Is Ralph going to pull the death row inmate trick and claim to have found Christ to avoid what's coming?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

They have started muting ahahaha

"And lo Jesus placed his hand firmly around Mary's throat and exclaimed: Don't you know who I am!."
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I too, have been shoa'd
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Nah it's begun Sam Pest got muted and so did Dave Osbourne

DADDIES HOME!

 

[anuscabbage12]

too soon @Sam Losco :

Also hi GreenSteel he is going to mute you for reading his thread

 

[RichardRApe]

The jannies are out now, but is it too late?

You degenerate pig. I can't believe you would post a Bill Hicks clip and NOT also post the greatest takedown of a heckler in all of comedy history.

Alex Jones in his prime.

 

[Vetti]

Gunt Guard GreenSteel's following list on Dlive. What a fucking faggot.

Link

 

[Kenobi]

This is pure speculation but this GreenSteel guy on Dlive might be one of Ralph's Discord mods. I don't have Twitter so I can't find his name but it is "Green *something* " and he uses this is his avatar on Discord and on Twitter. You could probably find him by looking through the likes on any given Ralph tweet.

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Item Bounce - Kirby Air Ride

Music: Item Bounce Composers: Hirokazu Ando, Shogo Sakai, Tadashi Ikegami and Jun Ishikawa Playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL40AA1B28939CF023 ...

www.youtube.com

Edit:ninjaed

 

[ElAbominacion]

You sound mad, bro, why you mad?

ninja'd

 

[MeltyTW]

"And lo Jesus placed his hand firmly around Mary's throat and exclaimed: Don't you know who I am!."
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far be it from me a psychopath to say this but, keep religion out of your piggy mouth you child molesting wife beating piece of shit youve not been forgiven for anything youve done because youre only sorry you got caught and didnt get what you want.

too soon sam:
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Also hi GreenSteel he is going to mute you for reading his thread

i love that even ralph defenders and neutrals are being muted merely for having heard and seen dissent and doubt, he has to go scorched earth to avoid everyone learning the truth

 

[Sam Losco]

Whoever is muting either can't scroll back to see all the other shit or is slow as hell.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Your post made me think of this
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You're thinking of a man with two knives

 

[Spedestrian]

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This is for you, Ethan, fuck you and your fucking attempts at manipulating someone. Holy shit, you are scum.

I wrote some lyrics for a gunted version of Hurt before I realized that my Ethan Ralph impression is weak and singing it correctly isn't nearly as funny. If somebody wants to take a crack at recording it then here's the instrumental.

[Verse 1]
Faith hurt me bad today
Just like my dad, that queer
I focus on my pain
Don't care if my kid's here

A pedo loving whore
Will touch my ding-a-ling
My dad left and fucked me up
But now I'll do the same damn thing

[Chorus]
What have I become
My sweetest Faith?
Give me my threesome
Get our kid out of my face

And you could have it all
Lemons and my gunt
Let me stick my thumb
In this horse faced cunt

[Verse 2]
I jerk my baby cock
Upon my piss-stained chair
If I can't have this thot
You can't have childcare

The minute that I jizz
My feelings disappear
You can raise my kid
I will stay right here

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
If I could start again
A million miles from Fay
I would be my dad
I will run away

 

[myiqis53]

I didn't even see what SuperDaveOsborne said.

Is Ralph going to pull the death row inmate trick and claim to have found Christ to avoid what's coming?

That's what I'm guessing. Or who knows, maybe he's converting to mormonism.

 

[Thumb My Butthole]

"And lo Jesus placed his hand firmly around Mary's throat and exclaimed: Don't you know who I am!."
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Tweet / Archive

God might forgive you, Ralph. But I won't.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

Just for the record, it's probably a bad idea to be so thin skinned that you feel the need to investigate someone's online activity just because they call you a dummy.

 

[RichardRApe]

God might forgive you, Ralph.

Lmao, are you a little too invested?

 

[ElAbominacion]

You speak to yourself faggot, you're one to talk about obsession

 

[Sam Losco]

Silence of the pay piggies has begun.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

SO the real question, will Dax try and say that these things are all super alpha chad moves?