🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Vetti]

View attachment 1771748

Nice. I half expected this to be a Gaydur Op or something.

 

[Sam Losco]

@kh0st if you approach him IRL, he's going to come at you like he did that person in Phoenix. He will assault you first because he can't control his anger.

 

[Thumb My Butthole]

Can we get an F in chat for all of the brave and noble paypigs who fell in battle today? Let us honour their memories.

 

[RichardRApe]

So his brother is autistic?

He's got like MS or something. Probably fetal alcohol syndrome like EthanOl too. His brain is 100% smooth. Poor Evan, he never had a chance.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Semper Fi - Kh0st has entered the chat.
May god forgive my financial contribution to this degenerate
I may have left one trashfire to come see if the fire here is any warmer

Whats up fags?

are you a former jannie/pay pig?

 

[kosher bath salts]

Semper Fi - Kh0st has entered the chat.
May god forgive my financial contribution to this degenerate
I may have left one trashfire to come see if the fire here is any warmer

Whats up fags?

Welcome my nigga, here Gaydur can't broom you.

 

[L. Duse]

I hate being shut up. If Ethan decides to do IRL in the Northeast Im picking up my camera and operation FATFUCK will commence and ill ask these questions to his fat fucking face. I promise you all that much.

I have questions for former guntguards.

So how did he recruit you?

What is your usual interaction with @theralph as a jannie? What instructions does he usually give to you?

Anything embarassing about @theralph that we should know?

Why did you initially look pass him grooming a mentally ill Faith back at March?

What was the final straw for you to abandon Ralph? (That was answered. Being banned without any explanation.)

 

[Edilg]

@kh0st if you approach him IRL, he's going to come at you like he did that person in Phoenix. He will assault you first because he can't control his anger.

I actually doubt this. I think he's afraid to attack men. Tell him you won't press charges and he can hit you first then stomp him out. He only has his weight as an advantage I doubt there is any power behind the pig hooves.

 

[Ledgitouchie]

Unfortunate I have nothing CURRENTLY to add of insight - but im just getting started. Im not a happy dude at the moment over this fucking degenerate taking my nickles and banning me. If he comes IRL on the East Coast Ill have something to donate to you guys and your "Harvest"

Don't worry about it, most of us are here for a good laugh.

 

[Vetti]

As long as Kh0st is tall enough so Ralph can't reach his throat, he should be alright if he approaches him irl.

 

[Niggernerd]

I hate being shut up. If Ethan decides to do IRL in the Northeast Im picking up my camera and operation FATFUCK will commence and ill ask these questions to his fat fucking face. I promise you all that much.

If he gets aggressive and gets in range, knock him off his feet and on to his back, like a enraged Galapagos tortoise he will intensely shake left and right to get off his back.

 

[kh0st]

@kh0st if you approach him IRL, he's going to come at you like he did that person in Phoenix. He will assault you first because he can't control his anger.

that's... fine. Sounds like a win-win-win situation if you ask me no? Did I mention I was 1st Cav Armyfag, I don't shy much from conflicts.

 

[Jack Awful]

Has Ralph denied the logs yet?

 

[ElAbominacion]

He's got like MS or something. Probably fetal alcohol syndrome like EthanOl too. His brain is 100% smooth. Poor Evan, he never had a chance.

Multiple Sclerosis wouldn't fuck the person up like that, there's a children's version though, it's an autoimmune disease, very violent. I feel sorry for him, what a shitty brother to have, holy fuck.

@kh0st if you approach him IRL, he's going to come at you like he did that person in Phoenix. He will assault you first because he can't control his anger.

That is a textbook trait of psychopathy; aggression.

 

[Ledgitouchie]

As long as Kh0st is tall enough so Ralph can't reach his throat, he should be alright if he approaches him irl.

At least we know he can't kick high enough for that.

 

[Thumb My Butthole]

I wrote some lyrics for a gunted version of Hurt before I realized that my Ethan Ralph impression is weak and singing it correctly isn't nearly as funny. If somebody wants to take a crack at recording it then here's the instrumental.

Bob Dylan is fairly easy to imitate, and I wrote lyrics for a Gunted version of Rainy Day Woman (everybody must get stoned) a few pages back. I'd love to see someone actually perform and record it if you're interested. I'm fucked if I can remember what page it's on though. Just go through my post history.

 

[Jump]

done - check my channel

Edit: Unfortunate I have nothing CURRENTLY to add of insight - but im just getting started. Im not a happy dude at the moment over this fucking degenerate taking my nickles and banning me. If he comes IRL on the East Coast Ill have something to donate to you guys and your "Harvest"

I hope you mean verbally. Do not fedpost or make threats of violence on the karenfarms. This is a friendly gossip board.

 

[RichardRApe]

Multiple Sclerosis wouldn't fuck the person up like that

Let's just say retarded and call it a day.

 

[Sam Losco]

that's... fine. Sounds like a win-win-win situation if you ask me no? Did I mention I was 1st Cav Armyfag, I don't shy much from conflicts.

Well don't get too IRL badass on here or Null may janny you himself. Keep it cool.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Did I mention I was 1st Cav Armyfag, I don't shy much from conflicts.

You're off to a real fine start here.