kh0st
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and may god have mercy on my immortal soul
🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.
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kh0st
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same. probably how i ended up in this situation
you must take the megaphone and constantly berate ethan for your 22 dollars back
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Failure is kind of a goon and Alex is too but the kinda twink goon that takes it. I mean it was Canadians causing gun violence in America. If thats based so be it but I dont want leafs to cause more bullshit on burger soil. Remember this is also the same man who lit his nipple on fire while Tonka fought I think with the flatware banditos. He also is the kind of weak will person who got addicted to porn and masturbation.
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Ralph posted revenge porn of his teenage gf while she is in the mental institute for threatening suicide then actually ran with the "I was hacked" excuse.
Dick Masterson stayed up 24 hours defending lolicon and then continues defending it for days, eventually moving to actual child sexual exploitation all in the name of libertarianism before finally saying that defending your property with a weapon was immoral, because he only likes the child sex worker parts of libertarianism.
Andy screamed "AIM AIM AIM" to someone holding an actual gun after picking a fight with someone on the streets.
Ralph falsely blamed his ex for leaking his SSN just so he had an excuse to write a post encouraging his fans to try to get her fired from her job.
Ralph got blackout drunk and streamed a still of a 14 year old for like 30 minutes.
Ralph got friendly with zoom after zoom tried to fuck over andy with false pedo claims.
Zoom has a history of either being a pedo, or doing everything he could do to pretend to be a pedo, including claiming to have swatted children.
Andy and then ralph still welcomed him into their circles despite this and only threw him out after he personally fucked them over, at which point they then felt the need to mention he was a pedo.
Dick masterson and Nick rackets did the same exact thing like a year later.
Ralph went to jail for getting blackout drunk and punching a cop.
There's a lot more than that, but these streamers have been doing retarded shitty stuff since fucking gamergate. Its been ramping up for sure, but the really bad stuff isn't even exclusive to this year, much less recent times. But honestly if you took a poll of everyone here, the vase majority of us were at one point fans of these faggots. Its just a matter of how closely you pay attention to this pointless online drama that dictates how quickly you realize its fucked.
Thumb My Butthole
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LOL yes he is. He's a horrible person.
Without even getting into WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES territory, Warski has repeatedly leaked revenge porn, and then claimed he got hacked. He looked at literal child porn on a livestream, which immediately caused the producers of said child porn to DFE and completely fucked up any investigations that may have been happening.
Umm... what else?
Oh yeah, there was that waitress from Florida (?) that Warski talked to ONCE, and then harassed for months afterward, even after she told him she thought he was creepy and that she had a boyfriend.
What else? We could come up with a huge list pretty quickly.
All the shit with Sinead.
Why did Chris Warski ditch him?
The only conceivable way you could think Warski is a good person is because the people he allies himself with always turn out to be a million times worse than he is (Ralph, IMC, etc), and this makes him look "good" by comparison.
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It's about the pwinipuhls. Kenny Jones can be his corner-man for this one, I guess.
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My bad. Got mixed up with a different one I pulled.
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Lmao Ralph telling people to "watch it [or] dont" Reminds me of all the times Chantel or ALR would use "WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE CONTENT JUST DON'T WATCH IT. WHY WOULD YOU WATCH SOMETHING YOU DONT LIKE!??!?!"
A cow crossover I never thought I would see...
Wait a minute what am I saying, they are both fat, both break promises, both have histories of abusive relationships...
Ralph's getting wasted on stream = ALR mukbangs, both are over consumption for the sake of "entertainment"
If anyone here is a true Haydur, as well as ralph watcher (a perhaps rare demo I'm sure) they should do a write up on how Ralph is basically just the the male ALR.
A cow crossover I never thought I would see...
Wait a minute what am I saying, they are both fat, both break promises, both have histories of abusive relationships...
Ralph's getting wasted on stream = ALR mukbangs, both are over consumption for the sake of "entertainment"
If anyone here is a true Haydur, as well as ralph watcher (a perhaps rare demo I'm sure) they should do a write up on how Ralph is basically just the the male ALR.
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I know I'm extremely late here, but I just saw the chat logs, and the part where she said "I'm only 19, I can't do this alone", that broke through and got me. Mad On The Internet, that is me. Ralph can burn.
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The image of those two gunts competing for dominance is one I didn't realize I needed until now.
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And Ralph upping his sniff game from a thumb to a forearm
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Well to be fair faifai was warned and if she paid close attention Ralph is NOT an ideal mating partner, like you couldn't get a tiktoker or a streamer your age to trap in child support? But you chose a fat zlist alcoholic? I feel bad for faith but she's fucking retarded to run cross country to the gunt twice.
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I can't believe Ralph did it, he made me see red off something I read online, just an overwhelming urge to kick that fat fucker's head in, How the fuck can someone be so sociopathic to kick your pregnant teenager girlfriend (to which you are twice her age) out because she wouldn't have a threeway with a blown out art hoe. As I read through, I could just see the increasing desperation in Faith's posts, to the point that she reluctantly agreed to a threeway just to keep the father of her kid around. Ralph then claims that is a "reasonable compromise" to be involved with his own fucking kid's life, This must have been he wanted all along.
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Which is more gross, Chantel talking about how she met up with a couple for a threesome, but then projectile vomited and shat at the same time in their bathroom only to partly clean it up with socks and flee
or....
The entire ralph sex tape, thumb spelunking and sniffing. Then to release it publicly.
They are both terribly gross and personal tales presented to the public unprovoked
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Ethan Ralph, convicted felon, living larder and host of the Killstream.
Update courtesy of Kenobi.
This took around 15-20min to type up thinking off the top of my head all the shit this retard has done in a pseudo chronological order. I know there's loads I've left out.
Does this person sound like they're worthy of your time, of you defending them.
The ship is sinking. The only question I have for the guard is:
Are you going to go down with the gunt?
- Hosts an internet talk show for years with no growth, his guests being the only draw and his only highlight is saying "Now wait a minute Matt. Matt, noooo!".
- Puts forth the notion he is a smart, moral, successful human being. Someone who has conservative and Christian values.
- Who just brags about what he isn't.
- Never had a real job.
- Believes he is contributing positively for America and the white race by hosting a low rate internet show with tired topics.
- In possession of a gunt. A gunt of colossal proportions.
- Jumped into Gamergate until it was considered gay by his peers, now he thinks it's gay.
- Easily brainwashed into thinking it's chad to get a young wife to be baby maker, cook and cleaner for the rest of her life in 2020.
- Entered into a relationship with a 19 year old Pakistani girl named Nora from England that resulted in marriage then divorce.
- Alcoholic.
- "Hit" a cop, went to jail. Cop was a woman, he missed. Update courtesy of Mr. Manchester.
- Treats his sick mother poorly.
- Jumped into Internet Blood Sports until it was considered gay by his peers, now he thinks it's gay.
- Thought Metokur was a friend after milking him for content for weeks. Ethan's heart was crushed.
- Moved on quickly to his second love Dick Masterson in which he tries to emulate the lifestyle and even personality of.
- Constantly calls out people as fags for reporting/flagging videos and media, does the same thing himself.
- Steals from the lefty playbook of calling everyone he doesn't like a Nazi, but instead of Nazi it's Pedo.
- Ingratiates himself with people defending/engaging paedophilia and paedophilic tendencies.
- Groomed an 18 year old girl convincing her to runaway from her home to his crack shack across the country.
- Filmed having sex with the 18 year old girl and shares the video with the internet. Video involves gunts, thumbs and dirty cracks. His dick can be mistaken as a third thumb.
- Ethan Ralph becomes the very thing that he hated and laughed at for years. A lolcow and a major one at that.
- Video was shared without her consent.
- 18 year old becomes pregnant, video was likely the conception.
- Gets involved in an embarrassing public fight with girls parents. Gunt has no shame though.
- Burns bridges with his "internet friends" like Nick Rekieta and Dame Pesos because they dared to laugh at the spergy shit show of Ethan Ralph.
- Going on out of state vacations with another girl called Pantsu under the guise of "political rallies" is the right thing to do while his pregnant soon to be
fiancéex-fiancé is alone. - Has sex with other 21/22...? year old girl. Not cheating though, it's chading.
- Remember this 35 going on 50 year old man calls others a pedo and is not one himself.
- Pregnant baby momma goes back to parents in Cali.
- Believes he is thick skinned but can't resist looking at boards like Kiwi Farms.
- Turns out he is incredibly thin skinned. Who would've thought?
- Teenage baby momma leaks texts with other girl Pantsu, claims of Ethan assaulting her... while pregnant.
- Texts also reveal he tried convincing now 19 year old child bride to have sex with the other 21 or so year old girl Pantsu in a threesome while she is pregnant. Chad lyfe.
- Other girl was present during mentioned assault, doesn't deny this in texts.
- Conservative Christian values.
- Believes he is a big deal.
- During his IRL adventures he realized he isn't shit. Many didn't know who he was and those that did, didn't want to talk to him. Still won't cool his ego though.
- IRL exposes his genuinely weird body shape, a real Mr Potato Head.
- Sidekick Andy Warski who after having a long list of embarrassing episodes of his own has his own show on Dlive, seems to be doing better in lemons than Killstream that must hurt the ego.
- Gunt guard finding it harder with each passing day to defend their Guntleman but they're in too deep, as proving the Gunt is a fool by proxy makes them fools as well.
- And yet... the ride still hasn't ended.
Update courtesy of Kenobi.
- Has written a hitpiece on almost every exfriends/girlfriend in his life.
- Pantsu is 26
- Faith kept chatting with her ex (dildohead) while she was in the crackshack sending nudes and saying Ethan has a tampon breath.
- He released the sextape cause he was being called a cuck by ahalfwaycrook the mexican dildohead
- Kept Noras dildo
This took around 15-20min to type up thinking off the top of my head all the shit this retard has done in a pseudo chronological order. I know there's loads I've left out.
Does this person sound like they're worthy of your time, of you defending them.
The ship is sinking. The only question I have for the guard is:
Are you going to go down with the gunt?
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@kh0st this is a pretty important one to clarify because of 2 very important facts.
1. Ralph missed
2. The cop was a woman
Ralph makes these coy jokes about his jail time and implies that he slugged some big manly cop in the face while drunk. Instead there was a female officer responding to the situation which Ralph tries to punch and fails to do so because he has tiny arms and a booze addled brain. So this both proves that his cool jail story is really just him being a pussy faggot but also proves he does not have a problem striking a woman.
kh0st
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Those are important facts.
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