🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[L. Duse]

I can't Ralph did it, he made me see red off something I read online, just an overwhelming urge to kick that fat fucker's head in, How the fuck can someone be so sociopathic to kick your pregnant teenager girlfriend (to which you are twice her age) out because she wouldn't have a threeway with a blown out art hoe. As I read through, I could just see the increasing desperation in Faith's posts, to the point that she reluctantly agreed to a threeway just to keep the father of her kid around. Ralph then claims that is a "reasonable compromise" to be involved with his own fucking kid's life, This must have been he wanted all along.

"Noble", not reasonable. His exact words. Demanding a threesome with your barely legal and pregnant wife is noble according to @theralph.

 

[Thumb My Butthole]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Those are important facts.

You're aware that he accidentally left his stream running while he jerked off to pictures of Soph, right? She's like 13.

 

[JAKL]

I wrote some lyrics for a gunted version of Hurt before I realized that my Ethan Ralph impression is weak and singing it correctly isn't nearly as funny. If somebody wants to take a crack at recording it then here's the instrumental.

[Verse 1]
Faith hurt me bad today
Just like my dad, that queer
I focus on my pain
Don't care if my kid's here

A pedo loving whore
Will touch my ding-a-ling
My dad left and fucked me up
But now I'll do the same damn thing

[Chorus]
What have I become
My sweetest Faith?
Give me my threesome
Get our kid out of my face

And you could have it all
Lemons and my gunt
Let me stick my thumb
In this horse faced cunt

[Verse 2]
I jerk my baby cock
Upon my piss-stained chair
If I can't have this thot
You can't have childcare

The minute that I jizz
My feelings disappear
You can raise my kid
I will stay right here

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
If I could start again
A million miles from Fay
I would be my dad
I will run away

This is happening. Just did a dry run over Cash to get the cadence, going to make a couple runs at it, should have something by the end of the night if I can keep my face straight for 3 and a half minutes.

EDIT: I make zero promises of it being good or well produced.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Probably late but
According to Drumr 828 Faith has filed a police report

 

[Kenobi]

Ethan Ralph, convicted felon, living larder and host of the Killstream.

• Hosts an internet talk show for years with no growth, his guests being the only draw and his only highlight is saying "Now wait a minute Matt. Matt, noooo!".
• Puts forth the notion he is a smart, moral, successful human being. Someone who has conservative and Christian values.
• Who just brags about what he isn't.
• Never had a real job.
• Believes he is contributing positively for America and the white race by hosting a low rate internet show with tired topics.
• In possession of a gunt. A gunt of colossal proportions.
• Jumped into Gamergate until it was considered gay by his peers, now he thinks it's gay.
• Easily brainwashed into thinking it's chad to get a young wife to be baby maker, cook and cleaner for the rest of her life in 2020.
• Entered into a relationship with a 19 year old Pakistani girl from England that resulted in marriage then divorce.
• Alcoholic.
• Hit a cop, went to jail.
• Treats his sick mother poorly.
• Jumped into Internet Blood Sports until it was considered gay by his peers, now he thinks it's gay.
• Thought Metokur was a friend after milking him for content for weeks. Ethan's heart was crushed.
• Moved on quickly to his second love Dick Masterson in which he tries to emulate the lifestyle and even personality of.
• Constantly calls out people as fags for reporting/flagging videos and media, does the same thing himself.
• Steals from the lefty playbook of calling everyone he doesn't like a Nazi, but instead of Nazi it's Pedo.
• Ingratiates himself with people defending/engaging paedophilia and paedophilic tendencies.
• Groomed an 18 year old girl convincing her to runaway from her home to his crack shack across the country.
• Filmed having sex with the 18 year old girl and shares the video with the internet. Video involves gunts, thumbs and dirty cracks.
• Ethan Ralph becomes the very thing that he hated and laughed at for years. A lolcow and a major one at that.
• Video was shared without her consent.
• 18 year old becomes pregnant, video was likely the conception.
• Gets involved in an embarrassing public fight with girls parents. Gunt has no shame though.
• Burns bridges with his "internet friends" like Nick Rekieta and Dame Pesos because they dared to laugh at the spergy shit show of Ethan Ralph.
• Going on out of state vacations with another girl called Pantsu under the guise of "political rallies" is the right thing to do while his pregnant soon to be fiancé ex-fiancé is alone.
• Has sex with other 21/22...? year old girl. Not cheating though, it's chading.
• Remember this 35 going on 50 year old man calls others a pedo and is not one himself.
• Pregnant baby momma goes back to parents in Cali.
• Believes he is thick skinned but can't resist looking at boards like Kiwi Farms.
• Turns out he is incredibly thin skinned. Who would've thought?
• Teenage baby momma leaks texts with other girl Pantsu, claims of Ethan assaulting her... while pregnant.
• Texts also reveal he tried convincing now 19 year old child bride to have sex with the other 21 or so year old girl Pantsu in a threesome while she is pregnant. Chad lyfe.
• Other girl was present during mentioned assault, doesn't deny this in texts.
• Conservative Christian values.
• Believes he is a big deal.
• During his IRL adventures he realized he isn't shit. Many didn't know who he was and those that did, didn't want to talk to him. Still won't cool his ego though.
• IRL exposes his genuinely weird body shape, a real Mr Potato Head.
• Sidekick Andy Warski who after having a long list of embarrassing episodes of his own has his own show on Dlive, seems to be doing better in lemons than Killstream that must hurt the ego.
• Gunt guard finding it harder with each passing day to defend their Guntleman but they're in too deep, as proving the Gunt is a fool by proxy makes them fools as well.
• And yet... the ride still hasn't ended.

This took around 15-20min to type up thinking off the top of my head all the shit this retard has done in a pseudo chronological order. I know there's loads I've left out.

Does this person sound like they're worthy of your time, of you defending them.

The ship is sinking. The only question I have for the guard is:

Are you going to go down with the gunt?

Small things
Has written a hitpiece on almost every exfriends/girlfriend in his life.
Pantsu is 26
Faith kept chatting with her ex (dildohead) while she was in the crackshack sending nudes and saying Ethan has a tampon breath.
He released the sextape cause he was being called a cuck by ahalfwaycrook the mexican dildohead
Kept Noras dildo

 

[Astro Boy]

@kh0st this is a pretty important one to clarify because of 2 very important facts.

1. Ralph missed
2. The cop was a woman

Ralph makes these coy jokes about his jail time and implies that he slugged some big manly cop in the face while drunk. Instead there was a female officer responding to the situation which Ralph tries to punch and fails to do so because he has tiny arms and a booze addled brain. So this both proves that his cool jail story is really just him being a pussy faggot but also proves he does not have a problem striking a woman.

I knew there's was more to it that I couldn't remember. LMAO

 

[instythot]

Is this illegal, surely this should be illegal?

Surely Rekeita, as a Christian, can't abide by this, this is just fucking awful.

Fuck man, this is making me feel a bit depressed. Poor Fai Fai and Mr. Vickers, my heart goes out.

Surely Nicky Rackets, as a lolbertarian, sees exactly nothing wrong with consenting adults leveraging financial and bodily security over each other as cravenly as a corporation might.

In the event that he fails to pretend that he "knows literally nothing about what Ethan Ralph is doing" , I look forward to his mental gymnastics and treatises on looking the other way and judging not as prescribed by the bible he follows on his own terms to avoid directly saying that Ethan Ralph did a bad thing because they had a fun time in Knoxville. Keep us updated on how this plays out, if you wouldn't mind, @Spectre_06

 

[MeltyTW]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Those are important facts.

also acording to ade he brought up gamergate in jail and said he was a bigshot

 

[Mundane Ralph]

@kh0st this is a pretty important one to clarify because of 2 very important facts.

1. Ralph missed
2. The cop was a woman

Ralph makes these coy jokes about his jail time and implies that he slugged some big manly cop in the face while drunk. Instead there was a female officer responding to the situation which Ralph tries to punch and fails to do so because he has tiny arms and a booze addled brain. So this both proves that his cool jail story is really just him being a pussy faggot but also proves he does not have a problem striking a woman.

He's usually pretty open about the fact that he missed and cries that he shouldn't have gotten in any trouble because it was only attempted assault. The part he almost always leaves out is that he kicked the cop when being put into the police car.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

For all of us who's Daddy's hurt them more than the girl who wouldn't join us in polygamy

And this is for the pregnant girlfriends who wouldn't let us fuck other girls and keep them on the side.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Its more of the recent fbi contacting null over SIG's "irony" bro posting

New video on this ralph shit soon?

I hear ya bro. Fedposting is not funny. Not a thing to be taken lightly.

I wasn’t going to do any more Ethan Ralph content. But, frankly, if I left this alone, I would be derelict in my duties as a shitposter.

 

[Postal Pippa]

I hear ya bro. Fedposting is not funny. Not a thing to be taken lightly.

I wasn’t going to do any more Ethan Ralph content. But, frankly, if I left this alone, I would be derelict in my duties as a shitposter.

I cant wait to spot the obscure music from shit I know in the video. Youre doing Gods literal work KAP.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Has anyone asked @Bryan Dunn his thoughts on the subject? I'd be interested to hear his takes.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Has anyone asked @Bryan Dunn his thoughts on the subject? I'd be interested to hear his takes.

I think he was in the chat for my Part 2 stream so hes certainly aware of the situation. Also I cant wait to see gators fucking take on all this. Im finally gonna want to listen to something he has to say for once.

 

[instythot]

You're aware that he accidentally left his stream running while he jerked off to pictures of Soph, right? She's like 13.

It's just Ethan's blind luck that there was no reason for anyone to look at the video of the killstream broadcast before he went on camera that this one stayed out of general consciousness for so long

 

[L. Duse]

Has anyone asked @Bryan Dunn his thoughts on the subject? I'd be interested to hear his takes.

@Ghostface Killer, @Hello Gordon, get @Bryan Dunn to comment on this please.

 

[Laura Loomer]

He's going to make sure she's thought of at all times? Wiggum please, you couldnt even buy her a decent pair of shoes or the morning sickness meds the doctor prescribed her.

@kh0st to help you get started on Pantsu and Digipedo, I timestamped it for you. Get ready to feel like you need to have your soul washed.

https://youtu.be/p7KO6EKHpiE?t=578

 

[Tramadol]

As many of you know I, rather famously, tried to convince Nick. He got drunk and yelled at me on his livestream. It's interesting now to see several other people in this thread adopt the same position.

All I know is I still feel I made the morally right decision to distance myself, and this latest grossness simply reaffirms it. Ralph is a piece of shit, and he gets slimier as more time passes. No apologies from me.

People will outright lie to others and themselves when a friend or some they look up to is revealed to be an awful person, you have to be willfully ignorant or outright developmentally disabled to not see Ralph in any other light than awful piece of shit

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

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He's going to make sure she's thought of at all times? Wiggum please, you couldnt even buy her a decent pair of shoes or the morning sickness meds the doctor prescribed her.

@kh0st to help you get started on Pantsu and Digipedo, I timestamped it for you. Get ready to feel like you need to have your soul washed.

https://youtu.be/p7KO6EKHpiE?t=578

"Listen bitch, I got two thumbs don't I? What's the big fucken deal?"

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Is he irl streaming Monday or it's a killstream? Gator better not use up his sick days.