🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Noproblemo]

Keemstar 5D chess dunk on beluga lee.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

I've often wondered if there could ever be a RL equivalent of, what is in hentai terms known as, a 'pigman' and jesus H. christ does this lusty scumfuck fit that bill.

I know that warning at the bottom right warned me but...I honestly wish I hadn't read that whole exchange...and now I have to carry that gunt.

 

[Pizdec]

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He's going to make sure she's thought of at all times? Wiggum please, you couldnt even buy her a decent pair of shoes or the morning sickness meds the doctor prescribed her.

@kh0st to help you get started on Pantsu and Digipedo, I timestamped it for you. Get ready to feel like you need to have your soul washed.

https://youtu.be/p7KO6EKHpiE?t=578

Lol Dick, projecting how hard he wants to get dicked and thinking everyone should.

It is messier then you think in your brain

Well, after you constantly do drugs and booze yeah you tend to have some pretty fucky thoughts, but not everyone is trying to imitate Hunter S. Thompson in how badly we can fuck our heads up into thinking stupid shit, like how submissive sex is king in Dick's case. I guess that's why he keeps Ralph around, to actually have an example of being submissive in bed. God I can't believe the PKA crew keep this freak around.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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He's going to make sure she's thought of at all times? Wiggum please, you couldnt even buy her a decent pair of shoes or the morning sickness meds the doctor prescribed her.

@kh0st to help you get started on Pantsu and Digipedo, I timestamped it for you. Get ready to feel like you need to have your soul washed.

https://youtu.be/p7KO6EKHpiE?t=578

I completely forgot about the whole, "you imagine yourself as the girl" shit Dax said. One of the weirdest fucking things I've heard someone say.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

I completely forgot about the whole, "you imagine yourself as the girl" shit Dax said. One of the weirdest fucking things I've heard someone say.

That's what happens when you become a progressive moralfag. You start connecting dots that aren't even there to rationalize your defense of what is obviously reprehensible to everyone sane.

 

[JAKL]

This is happening. Just did a dry run over Cash to get the cadence, going to make a couple runs at it, should have something by the end of the night if I can keep my face straight for 3 and a half minutes.

EDIT: I make zero promises of it being good or well produced.

And delivered. Shoutout to @Spedestrian for the lyrics, banged this out in 1 take, spent 40 minutes learning audacity to mix and post it. Outside of learning, 8 mins work.
Source

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I can't believe Ralph did it, he made me see red off something I read online, just an overwhelming urge to kick that fat fucker's head in, How the fuck can someone be so sociopathic to kick your pregnant teenager girlfriend (to which you are twice her age) out because she wouldn't have a threeway with a blown out art hoe. As I read through, I could just see the increasing desperation in Faith's posts, to the point that she reluctantly agreed to a threeway just to keep the father of her kid around. Ralph then claims that is a "reasonable compromise" to be involved with his own fucking kid's life, This must have been he wanted all along.

Actually Faith left of her own accord and admits as much in the leaks, even if that's after he flipping choked her. The sad part is it seems like she was hoping "absence makes the heart grow fonder" was a real thing. She was talking about stuff like couples counseling like they've been together a couple of years, rather than a couple of months. Yeesh. You only invest in that if you are married and the choice is "working it out" or crazy mess of a divorce. There isn't anything of the relationship worth salvaging, just accept the L on that one.

I think the extra scummy part is in the logs he's trying to play it as if he's the one calling the shots when he knows Faith has waaaay more power. She really has some fantasy that Ralph will be super supportive and she's losing out on that by rejecting the threesome. The way he talks about the kid is more like an obstacle than anything else. He's going to "help" you, even if he doesn't want to, via child support- so long as you don't go all soft on not chasing it up at least.

The poor lass is the sort of age/mentality where she'll half believe once the sprogs out and he sees them, he'll magically care and become super dad. She might not like it, but the parents are going to be a million times more of a reliable support than Ralph ever will be, even if it all comes with the subtle reminder of how you fucked up.

 

[kadoink]

Honestly...That babys best chance in life is to be aborted at this point and I feel horrible for saying that. :/

 

[northstar747]

I completely forgot about the whole, "you imagine yourself as the girl" shit Dax said. One of the weirdest fucking things I've heard someone say.

I personally believe DAX started the DICK persona to be a shock jock/ape madox.

DAX has no code or principles he just wanted to be contrarian and made shit up as he went.

Josh was 100% right when he said the pedo/child porn is fucking nuclear waste you will never wash your self of.

The cuties melt down was such a bad look, There was room to have debate about "art" and "messaging" but cuties is fucking pedo bait made most likely to give the makers access to children.

Finally I d like to bring up the stream with metokur DAX and that weird chick from ICE POSIDEN that corian (?)

Dick makes a point about how women in LA are fucking whores for producers and comes very close to moral fagging about they are conditioned to do the whoring.

The cows on this forum I ve been following are RICHARD LOWTAX who had north of 10,000$ coming in for his dead and gay comedy sit, he would waste the money on RX pills, goldbelly sweets, and gotcha games.

He ran off last thanksgiving to fuck a BPD coke head half his age which lead to his 2nd wife leaving him. Then he brought the 25 year old BPD coke whore INTO HIS HOME AND LET HER TRY TO RUN HIS SITE. THIS LEAD TO HIM LOSING THE 10,000$ a month income and selling his site.

Dick/DAX

cucked Maddox took Maddox's ex girlfriend. Drama goes down, Dick Milks the "Goss" for over a year. Then a woman he tried to have a 3 way relationship spills some deets about him. He melts down forgets all the rules about not being a cow.

Ethan Well fuck this is his thread.

The lesson I see that amazes me is this stupid fucking men are brought down by the power of pussy, and their own retardation.

 

[Spectre_06]

Surely Nicky Rackets, as a lolbertarian, sees exactly nothing wrong with consenting adults leveraging financial and bodily security over each other as cravenly as a corporation might.

In the event that he fails to pretend that he "knows literally nothing about what Ethan Ralph is doing" , I look forward to his mental gymnastics and treatises on looking the other way and judging not as prescribed by the bible he follows on his own terms to avoid directly saying that Ethan Ralph did a bad thing because they had a fun time in Knoxville. Keep us updated on how this plays out, if you wouldn't mind, @Spectre_06

Honestly? I think the lack of talking about Ralph in any substantive manner (good or bad) is a bigger slap in the face for Ralph. Ralph--like dick--gets off to drama, even drama he creates. if a "friend" turns on him openly then he drums it up as a "snake move" and milks it dry, sends his low-IQ retards to fuck with the person, and in general acts like a victim. In this case, Nick saying nothing serves as a great way to force Ralph to do something first. In my opinion we kind of saw that with Ralph's womanly passive-aggressive response to Nick saying what he did but the stress building up now will likely push Ralph to say or do something before Nick does, which means Nick can turn around and have the high ground. My thoughts, but I will be sure to keep people apprised if it's important.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

this thread is so fast! im back after two days and now im reading up Ralph tried to have a threesome with faith and the pedo!? faith refused and that was the time ralph chocked that bitch out?

after reading the massages all i have to say is this.

Ralph when i think you cant go any lower than this, you find a way to surprise me yet again. you love feeling like you in control because all your life, you had to do what other people told you and now you want to feel like your in charge which is why you date young girls because they vulnerable and easy to control. you are a groomer. you are a slime ball that wish you had the knowledge to start a sex cult but too much of a white trash human filth to pull it off so you attack mentally ill teenage girls to make yourself feel superior.

you are the scum of the earth and i hope the coof gets you unironically.

 

[AnOminous]

Kinda based. Makes him sound like a villain with goons

Something Awful has goons too but isn't at all based.

 

[Niggernerd]

Something Awful has goons too but isn't at all based.

They also didn't try having random dickheads shot.

 

[Laura Loomer]

According to Ralph you CAN abort the retort

 

[northstar747]

They also didn't try having random dickheads shot.

No I think one mass shooter was a goon. or at least followed goons on twitter.

 

[A Logging Company]

I'm curious if this information is worth spreading to the wider IP2 community, so they can paypig to send insults via TTS, triggering Ralph and his lolicon enthusiast gf when he is hanging out with that circle of IRL streaming scumbags. But much like outsourcing in business, you get unintended consequences you'd rather not have when you outsource alogging.

 

[anuscabbage12]

I'm curious if this information is worth spreading to the wider IP2 community, so they can paypig to send insults via TTS, triggering Ralph and his lolicon enthusiast gf when he is hanging out with that circle of IRL streaming scumbags. But much like outsourcing in business, you get unintended consequences you'd rather not have when you outsource alogging.

I mean they already do, ive seen people post screen caps from this thread there, and when ever ethan is on screen they spam his gunt pictures.
the worse case is ethan just refuses to stream with ip2 people and stops doing irl which would be bad for content, but will hurt ralph's pocket book as he makes alot more from irl than his show

 

[Chaosbandit]

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"working"

If I were Ralph right now I'd put down the pills and booze and give some serious thought to how to spin this one the next time I went on air without doing even more damage to my "career"....

Or at least start trying to figure out how to keep my ass out of lock-up just in case Vickers is on the level about what he said.



He won't, but he really should.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

I'm curious if this information is worth spreading to the wider IP2 community, so they can paypig to send insults via TTS, triggering Ralph and his lolicon enthusiast gf when he is hanging out with that circle of IRL streaming scumbags. But much like outsourcing in business, you get unintended consequences you'd rather not have when you outsource alogging.

i agree, it could be a mixed bag. let's say IP2 community starts ayylawgin' ralph, making gunt TTS donations and shit like that, the ralphamale would make more money. However, this could also suck for his life, taking abuse upon abuse for donations, spending said donations on makers mark, digging himself into an even worse mental hole. OnlyUseMeBlade is abused for cash, and I bet he can make some bank, but he'd probably be better off not getting that money and just trying to scavenge whatever he has left of human potential. Ralph is even less likeable than blade and even less able to laugh at himself, even if he was to make bank it would come at a heavy mental price.

 

[Lore Master]

Is faith speaking to ade on the dms?

I tuned into Cog's stream. It's Alex and Dana. If I'm not mistaken that is Andy's AIM AIM AIM Alex and that Dana was a girl that Andy was cheating on Sinead with. Then Alex started talking to Dana after Andy blew her off and then married him a couple months later. Wonder if Alex and Dana showing back up will trigger Andy into a fight lol.

Semper Fi - Kh0st has entered the chat.
May god forgive my financial contribution to this degenerate
I may have left one trashfire to come see if the fire here is any warmer

Whats up fags?

Hey when you got banned that BoneZone that got banned. Is that Andy's AIDs Moby that got banned with you? That might speak to what side Andy will fall on, unless like most of his friends he stabs them in the back for clout with retards.