🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Somebody posted this earlier, and 2:03:55 seems scarily prophetic.

Jack Awful said:
Has Ralph denied the logs yet?
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He's denied the AyLogs, does that count?
Spectre_06 said:
Honestly? I think the lack of talking about Ralph in any substantive manner (good or bad) is a bigger slap in the face for Ralph. Ralph--like dick--gets off to drama, even drama he creates. if a "friend" turns on him openly then he drums it up as a "snake move" and milks it dry, sends his low-IQ retards to fuck with the person, and in general acts like a victim. In this case, Nick saying nothing serves as a great way to force Ralph to do something first. In my opinion we kind of saw that with Ralph's womanly passive-aggressive response to Nick saying what he did but the stress building up now will likely push Ralph to say or do something before Nick does, which means Nick can turn around and have the high ground. My thoughts, but I will be sure to keep people apprised if it's important.
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When will you finally disavow Nick Rekieta!?
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
Absolutely. I wouldn't quite say he was a different person but he was a lot less unbearable back then. He didn't get mad when people made fun of him, he would have pretty much anyone on the show, he was even capable of admitting fault and humbling himself occasionally.

Knoxville was the turning point, that is when he started to fall apart. I think the Gunt picture is actually the genesis of the Ethan Ralph we know today. All the progress he made in jail was destroyed when that pic came out. Then came Miami, his dad dying, his marriage failing, Zidan leaving, Jim distancing, doxxing paypigs, the Soph saga, Pillstream(s), and finally all of 2020.

Without knowing who this guy is it would be easy to feel sorry for him and see him as a product of really shitty circumstances. But then you have to remember that he brought most of it upon himself, and ultimately he always was a shitty person, he just lacks the emotional control now to conceal it as effectively as he could when his life was going better and he wasn't feeling so insecure.

There are plenty of people with way worse problems than Ethan Ralph who still manage to be decent, respectful, lawful people. His life story is one of excuses, not of learning from mistakes.
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Yeah the gunt marked a whole new saga in his internet career. Sure there were issues in the background that we weren’t aware of but the gunt brought it to the forefront.
 
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Freedom Fries said:
I just realized that May looks like Riley Dennis.
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Wrong.

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Thumb My Butthole said:
Sorry to tag you in this @Null, but I want to bring an important matter concerning Ralph's designation to your direct attention:

Ralph has clearly surpassed lolcow status, and horrorcow doesn't quite do him justice at this point. May I humbly suggest a brand new designation for Ralph? This new designation being "UberKuh." UberKuh is German for OverCow, or The Ultimate Cow. I strongly feel that this is the only title that Ralph is worthy of. I leave the decision in your hands, good sir.
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I dunno, I'm not quite ready to say Ethan Ralph has surpassed Chris Chan or DSP yet. While his behaviour is comparable and his thread is huge, I don't think he has quite the degree of reach that they do. Pretty much everyone has at least heard of Chris, and many know bits and pieces of his story. Ralph's the hot ticket right now but Chris is practically a legacy figure dating back over a decade and DSP has had a cult following for a similar amount of time.

Maybe someday, but for now, Ralph is just a cow. These men are legends. Ralph's place on Mount Cowmore is still a way off.
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Delicious Diversity said:
I dunno, I'm not quite ready to say Ethan Ralph has surpassed Chris Chan or DSP yet. While his behaviour is comparable and his thread is huge, I don't think he has quite the degree of reach that they do. Pretty much everyone has at least heard of Chris, and many know bits and pieces of his story. Ralph's the hot ticket right now but Chris is practically a legacy figure dating back over a decade and DSP has had a cult following for a similar amount of time.

Maybe someday, but for now, Ralph is just a cow. These men are legends. Ralph's place on Mount Cowmore is still a way off.
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Who would be the faces on cow more?
 
Garth said:
This is what they do. They're chaos agents who like to stir the shit-storm. There was supposed to be a truce with the Gunt and they were going to go on a crusade against Fuentes. Just a few days ago Godwinson was praising Fuentes for calling out the IRL degenerates at his events and now they're all-in on the Gunts escapades again. Godwinson and PPP see which way the wind is blowing and walk against it: Contrarian Kayfabe. I have to admit that the shtick is getting old.
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As far as I can tell, PPP is ultra-salty and turned away from gunt-alogging for two reasons:

1. A couple of people saying that he's only got one act - talking about Ralph - if he doesn't talk about Ralph he's owning them damn dirty aylogs.
2. He's currently furious with Jarbo and Teaclips for questioning his authority, and JMK because he didn't get the HEJAS joke months ago.

Godwinson is smarter and mainly performing, but a big part of it is trying not to upset Ashton.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
Apologies that this has already been said but doesn't he usually post the patreon episodes on sunday? Guess he was too busy battling the aylawgs last night to post it. Gunt seems uncharacteristically grateful too.
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My absolute favorite thing about Ralph is how self important and overly grandiose he is lol. This guy really thinks with 400-600 people watching him nightly is some massive celebrity presence. It is just a drop in the bucket in terms of celebrity footprint. Just like with Andy. The utter narcissism that they think that they are important and "have things to say", that they think is unique or entertaining lol.

They are just narcissistic douchebags that on more than one occasion have stated unironically, "Do you know who I am?!?!". With 99.99% of the world saying, "No... I don't.".

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As far as I can tell, PPP is ultra-salty and turned away from gunt-alogging for two reasons:

1. A couple of people saying that he's only got one act - talking about Ralph - if he doesn't talk about Ralph he's owning them damn dirty aylogs.
2. He's currently furious with Jarbo and Teaclips for questioning his authority, and JMK because he didn't get the HEJAS joke months ago.

Godwinson is smarter and mainly performing, but a big part of it is trying not to upset Ashton.
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Bottom line. PPP is just as much of a sperg as the rest of them. Just like Godwinson. Just like Phantom Organization You really think that they are on the internet slamming Ralph, Andy, Dick and Gator because they believe in some moral higher power? Nah... Just like the previously mentioned. They are here for attention and clout.

This is why I get tired of the "This might be [insert name]'s redemption arc!". That is what most of these tards are looking for. Some way to be accepted by people here on the farms and the internet in general.

I shit post here and there and try to drop some sense like others do here, but I am fully aware that my words don't mean shit in the great cosmos of spergery. I'm here to laugh at these idiots. When you involve your personality as some type of "host" or "figure-head". You run the risk of being just like the faggots you are trying to tear down and most times that is what happens. Your ego takes over and you think that you are different.
 
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AnOminous said:
It seemed for a while after his jail time that he'd wised up, quit drinking (at least as much) and wasn't incessantly chimping out and being butthurt. That was an ocean of booze ago though.
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If he had anyone who gave a shit about him, they'd be staging an intervention in Tampa. But apparently, that is not how the the trad-religious group that he is shilling for ooperate. They prefer to fuck mentally ill women(?), scream nigger, spray mace on rando's, all for the filthy lucre. I think it is commanded thus in their favorite scripture as detailed in the Book of Revelation?
 
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