🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[TheCornfield]

I just noticed something, in the latest footage his teeth are really yellow and the gums are starting discoloration. Isn't that the sign the liver is calling it quits?

A telltale sign is yellowing of the eyes, you see it alot in People of High Melanin Content ©

 

[Niggernerd]

But you're not laughing though, if this were true in what fashion is this funny?

Imagining a banjo playing in the background as a obese retarded redneck stereotypically choke slams his retarded wife and says Get er done

 

[MeltyTW]

It's not just something I made up. From the very first ulric post I asked POLITELY for means to verify this. So now I'm just gonna demand the synder leaks.

lol well hes banned now and iirc actually decided not to leak some stuff now so lets see how far you get with your approach so you can prove 100 percent that ralph is indeed a fat faggot beyond a shadow of a doubt

 

[ElAbominacion]

A telltale sign is yellowing of the eyes, you see it alot in People of High Melanin Content ©

I guess we should watch for that in Tampa Road Rage. Maybe someone should TTS challenging him to take some absinthe, see what happens.

 

[Malaika]

The leaks weren't worth the supreme faggotry from the leakers. I disagree with Null on many things cause he lets his temper run away with him sometimes but he made the right call to boot those attention whoring cunts. Considering how much they shat up this thread with their showboating I would've preferred if they kept the leaks to themselves.

 

[Truly Rural]

Of all parties involved I have least no tolerance for that Ade hooker and her southern Bimbo friend. Who ever chose to include her is retarded, I'm looking at you Faith. Something something, pearls and swines. She had nothing to do with anything and I don't think Ralph gives a fuck about what they might say about him. She sucked him off, she licked his prostate and she could have just gave her firsthand info, like she originally did and be done with it. Two of them are not interesting, funny, entertaining or smart, they are literally Tonka in this.

 

[Niggernerd]

Of all parties involved I have least no tolerance for that Ade hooker and her southern Bimbo friend. Who ever chose to include her is retarded, I'm looking at you Faith. Something something, pearls and swines. She had nothing to do with anything and I don't think Ralph gives a fuck about what they might say about him. She sucked him off, she licked his prostate and she could have just gave her firsthand info, like she originally did and be done with it. Two of them are not interesting, funny, entertaining or smart, they are literally Tonka in this.

Whore tribe wressle wressle gunt tribe

 

[Love Machine]

lol well hes banned now and iirc actually decided not to leak some stuff now so lets see how far you get with your approach so you can prove 100 percent that ralph is indeed a fat faggot beyond a shadow of a doubt

If he was a mensch he would give the synder leaks to lasco or something. But nope, now he is mad he can't get the stickers.

 

[RichardRApe]

in what fashion is ethan ralph screaming YOU KNOW WHO I AM, crushing pedo pantsu with his gunt and using his stubby hooves to choke faith funny?

I mean, pretty much everything here is funny.

Imagining a banjo playing in the background as a obese retarded redneck stereotypically choke slams his retarded wife and says Get er done

Then tells her to squeal like a pig as he thumbs her butthole.

She sucked him off, she licked his prostate

This is really off-putting.

 

[Charley Gondorff]

yes

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s41347-020-00144-9#:~:text=In%20the%20present%20study%2C%20the,utilizing%20a%20non-clinical%20sample.

Brilliant, a Scoville scale for tards.

 

[MeltyTW]

If he was a mensch he would give the synder leaks to lasco or something. But nope, now he is mad he can't get the stickers.

youre assuming he even has them

 

[ElAbominacion]

Of all parties involved I have least no tolerance for that Ade hooker and her southern Bimbo friend. Who ever chose to include her is retarded, I'm looking at you Faith. Something something, pearls and swines. She had nothing to do with anything and I don't think Ralph gives a fuck about what they might say about him. She sucked him off, she licked his prostate and she could have just gave her firsthand info, like she originally did and be done with it. Two of them are not interesting, funny, entertaining or smart, they are literally Tonka in this.

I can barely understand her southern Bimbo friend, the accent is too strong for me.

 

[Freedom Fries]

I guess we should watch for that in Tampa Road Rage. Maybe someone should TTS challenging him to take some absinthe, see what happens.

absinthe in the US (and most countries nowadays) has a fairly negligible harmful wormwood content. I think the myth that it's something super extreme generally may have been more about the delirium tremens and volatile grasps on reality a lot of famous drinkers of the substance had.

 

[ElAbominacion]

absinthe in the US (and most countries nowadays) has a fairly negligible harmful wormwood content. I think the myth that it's something super extreme generally may have been more about the delirium tremens and volatile grasps on reality a lot of famous drinkers of the substance had.

What is the alcoholic drink with the most ABV and smallest shot-served ratio?

 

[Love Machine]

youre assuming he even has them

He is apperently the vickers house nigger. Surly such a useful employee could do some talking

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

I can barely understand her southern Bimbo friend, the accent is too strong for me.

She says she's self conscious of her accent, but having an accent that thick in 2020 just seems performative.

 

[Perspicacity]

lol i have no issue with an accounts age but @Perspicacity does, so not a jab at you sorry if it came off like that ive had the "your account is new fuck you" card pulled on me and iirc people did it to perspicacity as well

Here's the first obvious fuck up in editing from the very first round of the leaks. These messages are obviously altered if not completely fake. Why redact May's phone number? Also incredibly easy to create this in fake DMs. Stated plainly there are far too many things wrong with this to be taken seriously. (This has already been covered by drown out by shitposting)

The duplicate is removed somehow and the message below that was clearly a different size (below the dupe) is now larger.

 

[TheCornfield]

Of all parties involved I have least no tolerance for that Ade hooker and her southern Bimbo friend. Who ever chose to include her is retarded, I'm looking at you Faith. Something something, pearls and swines. She had nothing to do with anything and I don't think Ralph gives a fuck about what they might say about him. She sucked him off, she licked his prostate and she could have just gave her firsthand info, like she originally did and be done with it. Two of them are not interesting, funny, entertaining or smart, they are literally Tonka in this.

She has standards.

 

[Trigun]

Imagining a banjo playing in the background as a obese retarded redneck stereotypically choke slams his retarded wife and says Get er done

Yelling "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM" is also pretty funny. The most cartoonishly narcissistic saying this side of "HOW DARE YOU!?"

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I just noticed something, in the latest footage his teeth are really yellow and the gums are starting discoloration. Isn't that the sign the liver is calling it quits?

His hair growing back so slowly, patchy and gray is another sign of liver issues. We need a good shot of his fingernails.