حلال Jakub Danis / CaesarCzech / CaesarCzechReborn - Savior of the white race, genocide advocate, anime mind control porn enthusiast.

[Just A Butt]

I'll argue against that since this guy's a Slav, and thus is like an American taking Russian classes. The fact those classes taught him jack and shit beyond very basic communication skills is what he should be mad about.

He didn’t learn because he cheated his way through it.

Someone upthread posted a very funny forum archive.
ETA: lol

 

[DamageJoy]

Hah, it was wise of him to complain about negative internet stickers. Also, using the same name freaking everywhere, classic pro gamer move.

 

[*distant thrum*]

This dude joined in 2017, that's way too late to do something as fucking retarded as using the same username on the farms as anywhere else, let alone YOUR FUCKING PORN ACCOUNTS. I think I tore a muscle from laughing so hard, the micro-dicked nazi flew too close to the sun and got burned by his own autism. A super power indeed.

 

[The Cunting Death]

• Claims to be a grammar nazi, yet is an ESL who can barely speak English
• Can't read the "don't use the same username from a previous site" warning at the sign up page
• Can barely talk to women

Yeah you're not autistic, just plain retarded

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Why is it that the self-claim pinnacles of the Aryan race are the worst examples of it?

he is aryan because czecho-slovakia is in central europe and not east slav niggerland

 

[Fictional Character]

There's a good chance his surname is actually Daniš, so searching for that might turn up more. Danis is also a Czech surname, but it's much rarer.

I also checked some of his profiles on Czech sites (yes, he uses the same profile name there) and his Czech isn't much better than his English. I'd actually say that his English is an accurate representation of how he writes in Czech.

He doesn't seem to have a TVTropes profile, but I did find an edit under his name that also fits in with his behavior.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/article_history.php?article=Heartwarming.TheSecretWorld

https://archive.is/Qm331

 

[constant exposure]

@CaesarCzech how small is your micropenis?

cant tell you currently im not exactly going to wake people up by searching for measuring tools, gotta wait till tomorrow..

It's tomorrow. Are you gonna measure up?

 

[RichardMongler]

Wow, this guy's positively nuts. His warped English perfectly compliments his grasp on reality.

That said, I do believe some people have redeeming qualities. @CaesarCzech, do you like Buldok, Excalibur or Orlik? If you are unaware, those are all Czech RAC bands, and they're all quite good politics aside.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

The amount of positive ratings on his Holocaust posts makes my tummy hurt.

Not to defend the guy, but there's nothing wrong about questioning something that really probably didn't even happen.

The problem here is that he comes off as one of those edgy fucks you'd find on /pol/. There's plenty of people like that that would (and still do) spam the fuck out of multiple topics on /pol/ with similar shit like "kill all jews" and such, which yea sure, but the rest of the adults are trying to have a meaningful conversation, and your input has zero value whatsoever.

In fact he comes off as a typical "Accelorist" poster that would call everyone a fucking faggot because "all anyone ever does is bitch moan and complain but you never do anything!" and try to get people to actually start something. Of course the majority don't fall for it because they know better than to respond to a post that glows so bright you can see it from the moon, and if they do its the usual "CIA NIGGER" and "KYS FAGGOT" responses while saging the ever loving shit out of it.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

Once this guy earns the "halal" label on the lolcows forum, he's gonna send null death threats about being associated with muslims or something.

 

[The Last Stand]

I'll argue against that since this guy's a Slav, and thus is like an American taking Russian classes. The fact those classes taught him jack and shit beyond very basic communication skills is what he should be mad about.

I don't think it's the classes, it's him. He learned just enough to express his autism online.

If @CaesarCzech likes Islam so much, he should just move to the Middle East.

 

[drain]

Claims to be asexual

Well, it is not like he could be sexual with a penis the size of a peanut.

You can train women like you train dogs

Motherfucker can't even spell after being 6 years here, what makes him think he can control women lmao

This dude joined in 2017

And I didn't even know he existed until this very moment

 

[419]

Once this guy earns the "halal" label on the lolcows forum, he's gonna send null death threats about being associated with muslims or something.

when you put it that way, part of me does wish he takes it literally and throws a fit over being basically called muslim-approved

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

he is aryan because czecho-slovakia is in central europe and not east slav niggerland

Sorry, they're degenerate mutts by the metrics people who give a shit about these things use.

when you put it that way, part of me does wish he takes it literally and throws a fit over being basically called muslim-approved

He's not going to really be upset- for how much he rants about Muslims, it's pretty clear his only problem with muzzie immigrants is their melanin count. He'll just formally become a White Sharia sperg if anything.

 

[Comandante Marcos]

Reading more of this guy's autism, I'm thinking that there's a lot more than just ASD2 going on here. My first guess would be some form of paranoid schizophrenia. Some of his spew lurches into word salad territory, a dead giveaway for skitzo. Second guess (in addition) would be some sort of literal brain damage, possibly caused by neonatal/postnatal oxygen deprivation, a somewhat common problem with autist babies. We get so few newly discovered true lolcows (as opposed to bored attic dwelling zoomers larping as transfreaks online because they have nothing else to do with their lives) that it's really great to find somebody who is so fucking retarded that he uses the same username all over the net thus crosslinking between the farms and his weird porn fetishes.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Sorry, they're degenerate mutts by the metrics people who give a shit about these things use.

I apologize, but what does the wikipedia article about Czechs have to do with them being aryan or not? Are you trying to say that wikipedia is a nazi purist website which doesn't consider anyone but pure Germans to be aryan?

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I apologize, but what does the wikipedia article about Czechs have to do with them being aryan or not? Are you trying to say that wikipedia is a nazi purist website which doesn't consider anyone but pure Germans to be aryan?

I'm saying that most of them lack the genetic markers of the "Aryan race" according to race realists, genius. Go and tell any of the race-realism autists that people without R1a can even be remotely considered Aryan and see what happens.
EDIT: The Nazis saw maybe half of the Czechs as Aryan, and planned to liquidate the rest, so by their own view the Czechs weren't "Aryan", but two people- Aryans that could be Germanized, and mongoloids who should be purged as part of Generalplan Ost's elimination of Slavic peoples from Nazi territory.
The codifiers of "Aryan" as a racial classification didn't see them as wholly Aryan. The science that forms the foundation of modern race realism places the percentage of the population that could even remotely be called "Aryan" at an even lower point. And you will find very few race realists who would consider Czechs to be Aryan- a better class of human in their eyes than non-whites, maybe, but not "actually white". You trying to claim that they're Aryans because they're residents of Central Europe, when the Poles and Ashkenazi Jews, who are both also residents of central Europe, were very much seen as not Aryan, is the peak of stupidity.
And you can cry as much as you want about "muh Wikipedia", but you've failed to even try to root your argument in anything beyond an argument you pulled entirely out of your ass.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Not to defend the guy, but there's nothing wrong about questioning something that really probably didn't even happen.

The problem here is that he comes off as one of those edgy fucks you'd find on /pol/. There's plenty of people like that that would (and still do) spam the fuck out of multiple topics on /pol/ with similar shit like "kill all jews" and such, which yea sure, but the rest of the adults are trying to have a meaningful conversation, and your input has zero value whatsoever.

In fact he comes off as a typical "Accelorist" poster that would call everyone a fucking faggot because "all anyone ever does is bitch moan and complain but you never do anything!" and try to get people to actually start something. Of course the majority don't fall for it because they know better than to respond to a post that glows so bright you can see it from the moon, and if they do its the usual "CIA NIGGER" and "KYS FAGGOT" responses while saging the ever loving shit out of it.

No, you Holocaust denying tard, you are not better than him.

 

[likeacrackado]

Look on the bright side, Czechy boy can moderate the new kiwifarms sissyhypno subforum, coming in 2021.

 

[Lone MacReady]

This dude joined in 2017, that's way too late to do something as fucking retarded as using the same username on the farms as anywhere else, let alone YOUR FUCKING PORN ACCOUNTS. I think I tore a muscle from laughing so hard, the micro-dicked nazi flew too close to the sun and got burned by his own autism. A super power indeed.

It feels good to be endowed, regardless of how retarded I am.