🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Sodomizing Ethan]

That's their first problem.

@PESTPOOM there's nothing stopping you from leaving the thread, jackhole. Why is it so hard for you to just let us have fun mocking the gunt? Do you know how many people he's banned over the past few days just for asking what the fuck is going on? Don't you understand that banning people for asking simple questions only caused people to visit The Farms to find out for themselves?

Why not just STFU and GTFO and let us enjoy ourselves? Why is it bothering you this much? What are you hiding, friend?

 

[RichardRApe]

Maybe his father didn't do any of those things.

He got one whiff and moved onto Evan?

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

I leave you fucks for 24 hours, and I come back to this shit show. Not reading 30 pages of autism, and the highlights didn't note any new activity from the gunt, so I'm forced to ask: Has fat fuck fucked up something new since last night, or should I assume he's saving himself for Tampa for maximum stupidity?

Well to say he hasn't fucked up within the last 24 hours would probably be inaccurate. This is Ethan we're talking about. But regarding anything specifically, no. Nothing of value has happened. Just typical forum sperging.

 

[Vetti]

Has fat fuck fucked up something new since last night, or should I assume he's saving himself for Tampa for maximum stupidity?

Expect everything before Tampa to be boring as shit.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Just the same old shit.

Spoiler: In case someone cries

Some of you are cool though

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Gator is right here, he's the only character in this shitshow that still retains some degree of humanity. Too bad he's a faggot

 

[Pale Empress]

The claim that he's renting a new place reminded me of the apartment he rented with Andy right before the Miami saga. What ever was the outcome of that? Did they just abandon the lease?

Also with his fucked up credit, how did he even qualify for this new place? Is it safe to assume that's another reason he needed Pantsu on board?

you know dax and ethan never really had to interact for long periods of time, ethan and andy seemed inseparable butt buddies until knoxville and miami ....... whos to say ethan wont try and deck dick with his trex nubs when he clsoes in on some bar whore he stalked?

Ethan has spent almost as much time with Dax as he has with Andy, at least in person. How many times has he flown out to LA to hang out with Dick? At least twice, right? For the Logan Paul boxing match and also to hook up with Faith this last time.

 

[Love Machine]

Gator is right here, he's the only character in this shitshow that still retains some degree of humanity. Too bad he's a faggot
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Based Gaytor, the coolest under pressure.

 

[PhoBingas]

The claim that he's renting a new place reminded me of the apartment he rented with Andy right before the Miami saga. What ever was the outcome of that? Did they just abandon the lease?

Also with his fucked up credit, how did he even qualify for this new place? Is it safe to assume that's another reason he needed Pantsu on board?

You're probably right about either Pantsu or the other housemate's name being on the lease, but maybe the gunt's student loan doesn't effect his credit. Though he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who has good credit. Hell, he could have even had gator give his name and info for the lease.

 

[MeltyTW]

The claim that he's renting a new place reminded me of the apartment he rented with Andy right before the Miami saga. What ever was the outcome of that? Did they just abandon the lease?

Also with his fucked up credit, how did he even qualify for this new place? Is it safe to assume that's another reason he needed Pantsu on board?


Ethan has spent almost as much time with Dax as he has with Andy, at least in person. How many times has he flown out to LA to hang out with Dick? At least twice, right? For the Logan Paul boxing match and also to hook up with Faith this last time.

ah should have said twice while streaming and or having a significant other, (that isnt just a disposable child)

Gator is right here, he's the only character in this shitshow that still retains some degree of humanity. Too bad he's a faggot
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nah gaytor is friends with a wife beating pillhead faggot, that being said maybe dont yell that ethan is a sodomite raped by his dad in tweets like that lol

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Also with his fucked up credit, how did he even qualify for this new place? Is it safe to assume that's another reason he needed Pantsu on board?

Ronnie Ralph signed on the lease as collateral under his new Canadian pseudonym. Ralph pretended to be Evan to trick him into it.

Screenshots of Ronnie arranging it over the phone as proof:

Spoiler: Warning: Graphic images of White Trash

 

[Desktop User2]

that still retains some degree of humanity

Unlike his puerto rican girlfriend.

 

[FM Bradley]

Super short version and slight power level, I was in a accident that really fucked me up. I was pumped full of soo many drugs at the hospital its not even funny. I think I "won" or lost the genetic lottery in regards to opioids because they dont make me feel good instead I got backed up and it just made my head cloudy.

I carried half a xanax bar in my wallet for over a year incase of a panick attack. I had a woman beg me to sell her that half a bar because and I qoute "I m stressed out I just booked an AirBNB for this trip with my new bf" I foolishy sold her that bar. And boom two days later I nearly got into a collision and honestly I coulda used it. When I told this lady what happened she just laughted.

same lady also

1) because of said boy friend gave me her bottle of xanax for "Safe keeping" she went with out for a month or two when she asked for it back her first resone upon seeing the bottle was to scream "THATS ALL?" and dump out the pills and count them by hand. none were missing

2) When I decided I didnt like xanax I let my mentally retard friend have what was left (he's like ralph only waaay more respectable and lazy) when she heard about this I got a rant about how SHE COULDA HAD THAT CANDY

3) Girl I know from waaay back asked me about Xanax, said she was in trouble because her very autistic little sister had a rx and she "barrowed" from it. I helped her out and scolded her over what she did. Later got another call "asking for help again" I declined with a rant that "I am not the candy man" she then asked who I got xanax from I explained how I used this thing called a doctor and a pharmacist

The drug seeking behavior over a pill thats "just like stiff drink to losen you up" yeah I m gonna press X to doubt on that one.

The shit can make you wacky and honestly, fuck opiate prescription scrutiny, Xanax is the drug to lock down and account for at all times. It's far more dangerous, both physically and from the behavioral health perspective.

Never said you couldn't get addicted. If you can't handle every day life, they become a lifeline. That's why I didn't go into the 'women are nervous' stereotype, because sad to say, it's often true. Xanax can allow you to function without fear, without regret, it can be empowering. It's not a stiff drink in the sense it allows you to have a good time. It's a stiff drink in the sense it gives you courage, resolve, can take away mental and physical pain, removes the things in your mind that are impediments to getting things done. They are very addictive, if not chemically, then it is for freedom they give you to live when you are hindered by fear and/or trauma.

I feel ya 100%. It has its uses. It's helped myself and others in my family persevere through deaths and assaults. And, statistically, women are more at risk as far as suffering negative life events that require medication to overcome. As that one person said, the person who gets rich during a gold rush is the guy selling shovels and pickaxes. I have qualms with the pharmaceutical companies preying off human misery...I mean, that's most of what they do anyway. I guess the main issue is that people are pressured to not react to misery and trauma, to just behave themselves. Xanax helps there in place of compassion.

It causes drug dependency. Wanna know what also does? Ambien. Good luck with that one, literally one of the leading suicide causes by stupid shit done when hallucinating.

That Ambien shit helped another relative do some stalking and vandalism while she thought she was asleep and dreaming it. Makes me wanna try it.

So to bring things back on track--I bet Gunt's mom changes the locks after he gets his shit outta there, then he goes into benzo withdrawals. Callin' it. Watch for some uber-cunty and even sloppier behavior once he gets his "studio" set up in the new place, and he tries to drink his way through the shakes.

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

there's nothing stopping you from leaving the thread, jackhole. Why is it so hard for you to just let us have fun mocking the gunt?

It's very telling that a fresh account is trying to police the thread and no one here is raising an eyebrow at that, especially considering recent allegations.

 

[TheCornfield]

Oh road rage, I hope you provide me with the digibro/ralph confrontation I want to see.

Who will press first? Who will get maxxed out? Will Digi replace Faith? Find out next time on...
TROID RAGE.

 

[instythot]

You're probably right about either Pantsu or the other housemate's name being on the lease, but maybe the gunt's student loan doesn't effect his credit. Though he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who has good credit. Hell, he could have even had gator give his name and info for the lease.

If he's consistently making minimum payments on a low limit credit card, he probably has decent credit. His other expenses are cheap booze, gunt fuel and gettin fucked up, which is often stolen pills

 

[Sonic]

wow, after reading through this thread I realized Faith lives very very close to me. what a small fucking world but I'm not even remotely surprised -- Vicker's and Faith's brand of white trash sounded awfully familiar lmao. This post is autistic powerleveling but i just felt like sharing for shits and giggles.

 

[Love Machine]

Who will press first? Who will get maxxed out? Will Digi replace Faith? Find out next time on...
TROID RAGE.

Tbh I think in that situation it would be dependent on pantsu. Like if she tried to keep them separated. I know as soon as ethan gets close he would probably try and bulldog digi bro.

 

[Sodomizing Ethan]

It's very telling that a fresh account is trying to police the thread and no one here is raising an eyebrow at that, especially considering recent allegations.

Riiiiiight. *I'm* the one trying to police the thread. It couldn't be the person who is complaining about all the new accounts who immediately come to the Ralph thread because he JUST WENT ON A BANNING SPREE. Couldn't be that person, right? Or that person's buddies who are begging the mods to move them to a containment room.
LOL, Fuck Off. I'm done arguing with you and your gay attempts at spinning the narrative.

 

[Truly Rural]

Also with his fucked up credit, how did he even qualify for this new place? Is it safe to assume that's another reason he needed Pantsu on board?

I think Ralph got May there to pay the rent.

May is there because Ralph promised her that she can fuck Faith.
I think May will pull out of it with the money because Ralph can't fulfil his "obligation" and deliver Faith to May, and that's the real reason he is angry.