🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Sriracha said:
Rate me autistic but I think I actually figured out how all this happened, just from a corn joke.
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It reminds me of that scene at the end of season 1 of Breaking Bad, where Tuco's henchmen just says an off-hand comment and he gets so angry he just beats the guy to death. It's such a spectacular display of retardation.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Really I'm just tryin to shit post Ethan's fat ass into this because of his new found love for Jebus
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Expurgate Contradictions said:
"Plz don't rate my posts dumb or autistic, kthx."

It's possible to hate Ralph and still rate people autistic for stupid posts. For example, the one I've just quoted. I also like to negrate people who cry about it.
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FUCK YOU. PUZZLE PIECES ONLY GO WHERE THEY FIT.
 
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I've posted a lot in here about the cope of Ethan, his capos, and his community, but I've just now discovered perhaps the greatest example of cope ever displayed:

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This is Vaush's "Guest" profile on the Killstream website. That's right - Ethan is still coping so hard over Vaush that he is unironically claiming Pillstream 2.0 as his victory. I'm sure everyone remembers Pillstream 2.0, but for those who may be new to this thread, this past spring Ethan went onto the Drunken Peasants podcast with noted far-left degenerate Vaush. It was actually pretty funny for a while, with Ethan getting in a few decent initial shots on Vaush, but then he started drinking and things went downhill starting about 2 hours in. Vaush called him out for being drunk, which triggered him hard and caused him to drink even more; eventually, he slurred out a bunch of threats to dox Vaush's girlfriend and got thrown off the show (he did not, as he claims, "rage quit" - indeed, he seethed hard about being thrown off when it happened, so his own words in the VOD refute this assertion).

The real Pillstream 2.0 didn't start until after that, though. Following his expulsion from the podcast, he booted up his own stream on Dlive and spent the next 90 minutes chimping out, issuing death threats against Vaush, the Drunken Peasants, and eventually Dlive staff. Randbot and Southern Dingo spent the entire time failing to tard wrangle him as his speech became more unintelligible and his rhetoric became more unhinged (and he said "faggot" uncensored about 50 times, to the point that even Rand was trying to get him to moderate his words). In response, Dlive staff forced his stream offline, then banned him for three days, then permanently revoked his Dlive partnership. This was not due to Vaush's flagging but rather due to his ignoring a staff member in the chat ordering him to stop, as confirmed by his own cohosts.

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Truly Rural said:
Does that mean that he now actually has to literally leave home and go to "work"? And then he drunk drives back home after the show?
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Welp, if he doesn't cAwL A FuHGiN OOOOBuR after "work," it looks like an eventual win for the folks who want Gunt in jail.

You know as well as we do, Gunt, they don't give a shit about folks with DUIs in jail...the same way they do guys who allegedly choke their pregnant teenage rutting partners. You'll do fine driving home, buddy, just remember the one-eye trick if your vision gets blurry, chew lots of cinnamon gum, and keep that awesome breathalizer trick in mind.
 
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FM Bradley said:
What @High Tea said. Women in the maws of the US allopathic medical system get prescribed Xanax all the time due to past trauma they've suffered interfering with their day-to-day lives. It's basically a lazy, shitty doctor's way of shutting them up, from what I've observed with family and friends who take Xanax. It's cheaper than therapy.
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Super short version and slight power level, I was in a accident that really fucked me up. I was pumped full of soo many drugs at the hospital its not even funny. I think I "won" or lost the genetic lottery in regards to opioids because they dont make me feel good instead I got backed up and it just made my head cloudy.

I carried half a xanax bar in my wallet for over a year incase of a panick attack. I had a woman beg me to sell her that half a bar because and I qoute "I m stressed out I just booked an AirBNB for this trip with my new bf" I foolishy sold her that bar. And boom two days later I nearly got into a collision and honestly I coulda used it. When I told this lady what happened she just laughted.

same lady also

1) because of said boy friend gave me her bottle of xanax for "Safe keeping" she went with out for a month or two when she asked for it back her first resone upon seeing the bottle was to scream "THATS ALL?" and dump out the pills and count them by hand. none were missing

2) When I decided I didnt like xanax I let my mentally retard friend have what was left (he's like ralph only waaay more respectable and lazy) when she heard about this I got a rant about how SHE COULDA HAD THAT CANDY

3) Girl I know from waaay back asked me about Xanax, said she was in trouble because her very autistic little sister had a rx and she "barrowed" from it. I helped her out and scolded her over what she did. Later got another call "asking for help again" I declined with a rant that "I am not the candy man" she then asked who I got xanax from I explained how I used this thing called a doctor and a pharmacist

The drug seeking behavior over a pill thats "just like stiff drink to losen you up" yeah I m gonna press X to doubt on that one.
 
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PESTPOOM said:
Part of me hopes the leaks turn out to be fake so everyone taking them at face value learns an important lesson and a few individuals in particular end up with egg on their face.
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Well it's just distasteful DMs leaked on a gossip site... not serious evidence in a major court case. If they were fake I don't see why it would be a big deal if people believed them or not. If anything them being faked by Faith/Mr Vickers only adds to the thread since we now have Ralph's ex/her family making up criminal allegations about him and a possible lolsuit if Ralph feels it's defamation and wants all those coin shop lemons for himself.

Imagine Ethan Ralph's entire internet history being in a publicly available deposition from civil court.

That's still entertaining. :gunt:
 
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