Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Dude]

Freak shows still exist in the USA. They're even better than the old ones, since they're free, take place regularly on city streets, and you can get up close and personal with the freaks.

Yeah, but those aren't organized freak shows being put on at a dedicated site and for profit. You don't have a barker just down the street shouting "Hurr-ay! Hurr-ay! Step right up and see the Melting Mongoloid! Yes, for just a dollar you can see nature's cruelest joke! Watch as his face drips right off his skull! Just one dollar! Four quarters! Step right up! Ladies enter at your own risk! Hurr-ay! Hurr-ay!" The freak shows were used to seeing in society these days are purely incidental.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

You can bet he'll be encountering plenty of those saggy pants thugs too, who may not take kindly to his bullshit. LV is a much meaner place than SLC and gourdhead has no street smarts whatsoever.

I'd love to see him try and fight a roadman.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

You can bet he'll be encountering plenty of those saggy pants thugs too, who may not take kindly to his bullshit. LV is a much meaner place than SLC and gourdhead has no street smarts whatsoever.

That's true. There is a reason why the original CSI show takes place in Las Vegas.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Yeah, but those aren't organized freak shows being put on at a dedicated site and for profit. You don't have a barker just down the street shouting "Hurr-ay! Hurr-ay! Step right up and see the Melting Mongoloid! Yes, for just a dollar you can see nature's cruelest joke! Watch as his face drips right off his skull! Just one dollar! Four quarters! Step right up! Ladies enter at your own risk! Hurr-ay! Hurr-ay!" The freak shows were used to seeing in society these days are purely incidental.

I hear there's some of those around, too, that are performer-owned and -operated. From what I've heard, the freaks weren't actually very happy about the shows being shut down--it was one of the best-paying jobs accessible to most of them, and then there was the whole infantilization thing the activists well-meaningly did to them, and the funny thing is, apparently quite a few were very good at business. Several of the most famous freaks got outright rich.

Butternut wouldn't have done well, probably not on the ball enough to ensure he got his cut. He still might have made more than he does as a janitor, until his career as a performer went up spectacularly.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Russ only quit being a Mormon because he wasn't handed a wife (or wives) and the church officially considers premarital sex a sin. Otherwise he'd still be in officially as a hardcore Mormon. And hell, even though he says he quit he's still pretty fucking hardcore since premarital sex and prostitutes is A-OK, but drinking alcohol is going too far.

That's true. There is a reason why the original CSI show takes place in Las Vegas.

I wonder why he hasn't tried being a "saggy pants thug" himself:

 

[Iron Hamster]

I wonder why he hasn't tried being a "saggy pants thug" himself:

Because it's not named 'saggy faced thug'.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I wonder why he hasn't tried being a "saggy pants thug" himself:

He's too much of a pussio.

 

[None Drunk Username]

This is merely a guess, but I'm going to assume Russ is working as a janitor at Walmart still.

 

[MysticMisty]

I wonder what casino Russ is cleaning toilets at...

He's going to have a lot more competition in Vegas. He was lucky before that SLC had a shortage of Mexicans for Crusty Rusty to bounce from place to place as a janitor. Forget the casinos, he's going to have a hard time cleaning at Walmart now.

 

[StinkySnack]

This is merely a guess, but I'm going to assume Russ is working as a janitor at Walmart still.

He hasn't worked at Walmart for over a year. Maybe two.

 

[DuckofDoom]

You're all just jealous that you don't get to scrub the toilets at LITERALLY the top of the world!

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I hear the "Jaws" theme play in my head every time I see Russ posting at a new stalking victim.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I can't wait to see him get banned from the casinos on The Strip for harassing cocktail waitresses, and the strip clubs.

And agree with the vetting for casino work. A family member got a job in a local Indian casino, and the place checked EVERYTHING.

“She came up out of NOWHERE and offered me a free drink, right as I was about to leave the slot machines! SHE CAME ON TO ME!! MISREPRESENTATIONS REEEEEEE!!!”

oh god, what if he DID go to a casino and didn’t realize the pretty universal habit of the casinos identifying which people are about to stop playing, then sending a pretty waitress out with a complimentary drink or snack to get them to keep wasting their money?

It’s incredible, all these hot women bringing him free drinks like a total baller! Finally he’s living the life he always deserved! And it only cost him 450$, shoved one dollar at a time into a glittery sound machine over the course of six hours! VEGAS IS AMAZING!!

Regarding freak shows, america absolutely still has them. It’s called TLC. Nobody watches My Six Hundred Pound Life so they can be more medically educated.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

“She came up out of NOWHERE and offered me a free drink, right as I was about to leave the slot machines! SHE CAME ON TO ME!! MISREPRESENTATIONS REEEEEEE!!!”

oh god, what if he DID go to a casino and didn’t realize the pretty universal habit of the casinos identifying which people are about to stop playing, then sending a pretty waitress out with a complimentary drink or snack to get them to keep wasting their money?

It’s incredible, all these hot women bringing him free drinks like a total baller! Finally he’s living the life he always deserved! And it only cost him 450$, shoved one dollar at a time into a glittery sound machine over the course of six hours! VEGAS IS AMAZING!!

Regarding freak shows, america absolutely still has them. It’s called TLC. Nobody watches My Six Hundred Pound Life so they can be more medically educated.

He doesn't drink. He'd ask the waitress to bring him a ginger ale.

 

[LiveFromNS]

Welcome to Page 2500 of the Russell Greer thread! A thread that is in top 3 of the Lolcows section of Kiwi Farms if you sort the threads by "Replies" and by "Views". Quite an illustrious honour for Mr. Russell Godfrey Greer.
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Checked Pacer, still no activity on the lawsuit against Josh and KF.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Checked Pacer, still no activity on the lawsuit against Josh and KF.

he's probably just going to pretend that if 230 gets fucked its totally because of his lawsuit that the site goes down

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Welcome to Page 2500 of the Russell Greer thread! A thread that is in top 3 of the Lolcows section of Kiwi Farms if you sort the threads by "Replies" and by "Views". Quite an illustrious honour for Mr. Russell Godfrey Greer.
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Checked Pacer, still no activity on the lawsuit against Josh and KF.

And Andrew Dobson has had a thread longer than Mister Greer. Quite a clutch of feathers for his cap, if I do say so.

 

[AbraCadaver]

He doesn't drink. He'd ask the waitress to bring him a ginger ale.

It matters not. She brought him a free gift. She can’t do that and then refuse his advances! Misrepresentations!!!! Clearly she just hates the disabled!

It’s a moot point though, since even the casino wouldn’t send freebies round to Greer at the slots. He looks so fuckin homeless, they’d assume it’s not worth the tiny cost of a watered-down cocktail.

Damn, actually I’d pay to see him realize other, spendier guests at the slots are getting free drinks and he isn’t, then watch him try and complain to security that it’s clearly because he’s disabled.

 

[JustSomeChick]

Checked Pacer, still no activity on the lawsuit against Josh and KF.

Has he forgotten that he's supposed to be suing the Farms? I mean come on, without the Farms I wouldn't even know who he was. He owes us that lolsuit!

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Has he forgotten that he's supposed to be suing the Farms? I mean come on, without the Farms I wouldn't even know who he was. He owes us that lolsuit!

We should counter sue for misrepresentation, 1 venmo dollar for emotional damages to each kiwi

 

[StraightShooter2]

This is merely a guess, but I'm going to assume Russ is working as a janitor at Walmart still.

Damn, I thought even Walmart had hiring standards; makes me not want to shop there anymore.