🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Mundane Ralph]

@Sodomizing Ethan @PESTPOOM you both need to shut the fuck up. Shitting up the thread like this is no better than explicit gunt guarding.

 

[TheCornfield]

He will never stop unless someone/somehing makes him. We're talking about a dude who ate a cheeseburger out of a garbage can. He has no impulse control and simply craves things give him immediate dopamine rushes.

Ummm atchully it was a hotdog thing and we didn't physically see him pick it out of the garbage so it's lies and slander, debunked.

 

[FM Bradley]

I came here to make fun of Ralph, not argue with faggots.

You came here to release your fury and sadness in the wake of being dismissed from the Guntguard and don't deny it.

I saw potential in you at first, even laughed out loud seeing your handle and profile pic for the first time. You fucked that up.

As such, I want to hear contrition out of you going forward. I will not fag up this thread any further by contributing yet another running argument. Instead, I will remind you are a disappointment and your conduct is unbecoming.

Apologize for your behavior, Autistic Guntguardian.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I think Ralph got May there to pay the rent.
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May is there because Ralph promised her that she can fuck Faith.
I think May will pull out of it with the money because Ralph can't fulfil his "obligation" and deliver Faith to May, and that's the real reason he is angry.

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Yes, of course he did. Ralph is not rich and neither is May. Poor people like to live in clusters to keep the rent down.

I am also appalled at the behavior of certain people in this thread. How dare you complain about the autism.

Gotta bask in that shit.

 

[northstar747]

I think Ralph got May there to pay the rent.
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May is there because Ralph promised her that she can fuck Faith.
I think May will pull out of it with the money because Ralph can't fulfil his "obligation" and deliver Faith to May, and that's the real reason he is angry.

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Ethan is a fucking retard.

Its clear that Ethan digi faith and may all hung out. I can see faith needing a "female" friend.

Ralp coulda just spun may to faith like "okay we need place for you me and the baby, but its gonna cost money oh hey looks like our dear friend may broke up, why dont we do a roomates situation may helps pay for a bigger shack and I honestly think you could use another female to help you with all those gross female issues your gonna have with my retarded baby.

then once they all moved in bring up the fucking.

I bet for ralph everything was reversed.

 

[Love Machine]

well what if ethan pushes him first because digi cracks a fat joke?

Even ralph isnt as psychologically broken as Digibro is. Remember his girlfriend chose THE GUNT as rebound.

 

[Sodomizing Ethan]

You came here to release your fury and sadness in the wake of being dismissed from the Guntguard and don't deny it.

I was never a Gunt Guard. Never gave him money. Just listened to the show. Asking questions gets you banned.

 

[Love Machine]

I mean, all this talk about who was former gunt guard or not? its like a no true Scotsman argument. This thread used to be pretty positive a few years back. I used to listen, and I even remember what made me flip(the soph stuff.). So arguing about if someone's former guntguard? kinda silly.

 

[TheCornfield]

I was never a Gunt Guard. Never gave him money. Just listened to the show. Asking questions gets you banned.

Just stop replying, they keep pressing like this because they know the jannies will take you out

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

All some of wanted to do was point and laugh at the smelly, gunted man make an ass of himself, now we're ayy-lawging each-other caught up in some civil war between PPP / Godwinson capos braying about "ewitchis and pwinciples" of ayy lawging.

Newfags ruin everything

 

[PhoBingas]

Everyone in this thread who has been around since the start of the corn saga knows that is not true, but ok.

Really hope the rest of you are watching this. As retarded as this slapfight is, it's proving what a certain someone said was happening.

Also lol @Mundane Ralph I guess we're buddies now

PESTPOOM has been here before I have. If they're a guntguard they jumped ship pre winter of 2019 and have been posting on and off for months now.

Look at what this shit is doing to us! It's almost like this was Reethan's plan all along, get us arguing over leaks, sperging at each other and accusing one another of being guntguards. It's like we've been gay op'd by the fat man who didn't lift a finger. Call me a mush mouthed clout-chaser all you want, but right now with us all focused on who is in who's PMs, who is a gunt guard or saucer brigand, we're loosing sight of what's important.

Laughing at Ethan Ralph.

 

[Sodomizing Ethan]

Just stop replying, they keep pressing like this because they know the jannies will take you out

I suspected that's what they are doing. Imma stop responding.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Tbh I think in that situation it would be dependent on pantsu. Like if she tried to keep them separated. I know as soon as ethan gets close he would probably try and bulldog digi bro.

Ethan just gets drunk and shouts and kinda looms/slowly charges though. I've never seen him actually do anything, and his muscle tone is completely nonexistent. I honestly think it would be basically over if someone responded to his "bulldogging" normally and connected one decent punch to his dome,

I think Ralph got May there to pay the rent.
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May is there because Ralph promised her that she can fuck Faith.
I think May will pull out of it with the money because Ralph can't fulfil his "obligation" and deliver Faith to May, and that's the real reason he is angry.

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Ethan is probably trying to get May attached to him throughout this series of trips. Driving around the beltway and drunkenly IRL streaming at the periphery of QAnon rallies is probably his version of a sweep-you-off-your-feet romantic trip around the world.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

what about a tie? digi punches him in the gunt and the gunt collapses on digi smoothering digi and saddling ethan ralph with murder charges and assault with a deadly weapon

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Remember, Gator is just an associate of Ethan's. All that sweeping, all that gunt crease licking, and all that unconditional love for his mensch Ethan, and he doesn't even conceder poor Shannon an acquaintance.

Ethan doesn't deserve a capo like Gator, loyal to the end, willing to mop any mess his master makes. I think everyone needs a gator in their life.

If I had my own personal Gator, I would treat him right. He'd get treats, belly pats, regular walkies. I'd return his unconditional love with decent care and attention. I can't imagine how someone can abuse such a pure and loving creature.

How can you do this to him Ethan??

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

I long for the day that 95% of this thread gets moved to Spergatory.

 

[Love Machine]

Ethan just gets drunk and shouts and kinda looms/slowly charges though. I've never seen him actually do anything, and his muscle tone is completely nonexistent. I honestly think it would be basically over if someone responded to his "bulldogging" normally and connected one decent punch to his dome,

Ethan is probably trying to get May attached to him throughout this series of trips. Driving around the beltway and drunkenly IRL streaming at the periphery of QAnon rallies is probably his version of a sweep-you-off-your-feet romantic trip around the world.

Youd be surprised how much weight can make a difference. While Ralph isnt my first choice as the prize lolcow mandingo. I have 100% confidence that a scrawny fuck like digibro stands no chance.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Even ralph isnt as psychologically broken as Digibro is. Remember his girlfriend chose THE GUNT as rebound.

Rebounds tend to be worse than the original SO though... I mean they're both about as bad as it gets, so whatever

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

if I was Ralph I would be laughing at everybody in this thread for doing his job for him with all this in-fighting and shit

 

[MeltyTW]

I mean, all this talk about who was former gunt guard or not? its like a no true Scotsman argument. This thread used to be pretty positive a few years back. I used to listen, and I even remember what made me flip(the soph stuff.). So arguing about if someone's former guntguard? kinda silly.

i still dont know why you guys had that phase, i can understand liking bits of the show but i went back and saw posts talking about dispatch was a pos for doxing gunt paypigs and everything, i mean wtf. thats something that should haunt you to your fucking graves, im usually a sucker for people who are nice to me but even then i couldnt stand being around him. shame, shame on all you of and this site for three generations