🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Sodomizing Ethan]

i still dont know why you guys had that phase, i can understand liking bits of the show but i went back and saw posts talking about dispatch was a pos for doxing gunt paypigs and everything, i mean wtf. thats something that should haunt you to your fucking graves, im usually a sucker for people who are nice to me but even then i couldnt stand being around him. shame, shame on all you of and this site for three generations

That was way before my time. I'm so young here, Pantsu probably wants to have sex with me.

 

[Love Machine]

i still dont know why you guys had that phase, i can understand liking bits of the show but i went back and saw posts talking about dispatch was a pos for doxing gunt paypigs and everything, i mean wtf. thats something that should haunt you to your fucking graves, im usually a sucker for people who are nice to me but even then i couldnt stand being around him. shame, shame on all you of and this site for three generations

Well, I still dont particularly like XANDER! but he is a bit slimy. Even by the stream.me era, people where already kinda starting to turn on the ralphamale a bit. But the show was still entertaining (ofc thats opinion, but it was still hanging in there.)

 

[Funkmaster]

I came here to make fun of Ralph, not argue with faggots.

Then don't.

 

[MeltyTW]

if I was Ralph I would be laughing at everybody in this thread for doing his job for him with all this in-fighting and shit

lol and yet all he can do is sperg out on obvious sock accounts

That was way before my time. I'm so young here, Pantsu probably wants to have sex with me.

it was a faggoty time when people pretended ralph wasnt a greasy lying piglet and that he was actually losing weight instead of passing off forced loss from jail as current achievements for as long as he could before his health degenerated in three seconds

Well, I still dont particularly like XANDER! but he is a bit slimy. Even by the stream.me era, people where already kinda starting to turn on the ralphamale a bit. But the show was still entertaining (ofc thats opinion, but it was still hanging in there.)

eh wont beat you over the head with it anymore since whats the point i just cringed really hard reading that, the only person who i still would berate is whoever made it they should play sudoku "oh my stars im a kiwi and i love doxing for fun but not the paypigs! how will ralph buy dildoes and makes mark? goodness gracious!"

 

[FM Bradley]

stuff I accidentally deleted

I asked for that in the first place, laughing at the gunt and nobody arguing across it, then replicated said behavior. You're right. Let's laff at the Gunt, the end, full stop, etc.

Just stop replying, they keep pressing like this because they know the jannies will take you out

FYI I'm not delusional enough to think that, as someone who's only been posting for five months or so, I have a big enough e-penis to try to get the Punished Gunt Inquisitor banned from here, nor would I try to pull that kind of gay-op when shit's so hostile in here right now.

 

[For whom the Gunt tolls]

Then don't.

ITT we only argue with lesbians.

 

[Love Machine]

eh wont beat you over the head with it anymore since whats the point i just cringed really hard reading that, the only person who i still would berate is whoever made it they should play sudoku "oh my stars im a kiwi and i love doxing for fun but not the paypigs! how will ralph buy dildoes and makes mark? goodness gracious!"

I dont understand what this means, but thanks I guess.

 

[Truly Rural]

Ethan is a fucking retard.

Its clear that Ethan digi faith and may all hung out. I can see faith needing a "female" friend.

Ralp coulda just spun may to faith like "okay we need place for you me and the baby, but its gonna cost money oh hey looks like our dear friend may broke up, why dont we do a roomates situation may helps pay for a bigger shack and I honestly think you could use another female to help you with all those gross female issues your gonna have with my retarded baby.

then once they all moved in bring up the fucking.

I bet for ralph everything was reversed.

I think they first agreed on fucking, then he actually did the okay we need place for you me and the baby, but its gonna cost money oh hey looks like our dear friend may broke up, why dont we do a roomates situation may helps pay for a bigger shack and I honestly think you could use another female to help you with all those gross female issues your gonna have with my retarded baby. thing later after Faith tried it and said she doesn't like it. So she backstabbed him. Good for her, and for us.

She does need both a help and a friend. Usually help can provide any member of family. Friend is something one chooses him/herself. Even if Gunt granted her the freedom to make her own choices and friendships, and we know he wouldn't; she probably wouldn't be able to do it because of how retarded she is. Ralph wanted to lump everything together. May was supposed to be: Faith's friend, midwife and girlfriend, and also his paypig and his girlfriend. The ultimate provider?

 

[PhoBingas]

New gunt tweet and retweet that was missed while we're all engaging in the No True Ayy-lawg fallacy.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Part 3 of 3. 2 is here, 1 is here.

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God, I feel physically dirty reading this. He is such a manipulative cunt. I hope faith just says fuck it, and cuts him off completely till it comes time for child support.

 

[Sodomizing Ethan]

I don't understand why Godwinson and PPP would go turncoat and start supporting Ethan Ralph.
Are they *that* angry that Matt Vickers gave the leaks to Elric instead of them?
Either way, if they're going to start Gunt Guarding like this, I guess it reveals their true nature. They don't give a fuck about right or wrong.

 

[RichardRApe]

Anyone restreaming tonight?

I think they first agreed on fucking, then he actually did the okay we need place for you me and the baby, but its gonna cost money oh hey looks like our dear friend may broke up, why dont we do a roomates situation may helps pay for a bigger shack and I honestly think you could use another female to help you with all those gross female issues your gonna have with my retarded baby. thing later after Faith tried it and said she doesn't like it. So she backstabbed him. Good for her, and for us.

Anyone's that's moved out of their parents house (so not a middle-aged, balding, obese, alcoholic midget like Ralph) knows that roommates are EXTREMELY hit and miss, and most of the time it's a miss. Ralph decided on a whim to move someone he really just met in with his baby and girlfriend. The sheer delusion, immaturity and ignorance that Ralph routinely displays is breathtaking.
I mean knocking up a teenager already showed that but think about bringing a stranger in live with your baby. One who's probably a pedophile and trooning out... lmao Ethan is fucked up.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

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New gunt tweet and retweet that was missed while we're all engaging in the No True Ayy-lawg fallacy.

is ralph's new mentor Alex Jones now?

 

[Love Machine]

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Most of the REEEEEAL AYE LAWGS, have been banned on twitter.

 

[Cow Poly]

Just a friendly reminder. Look at ol’gums McRoastie ....

If it’s unclear to you ... no one on /cow/ or kf is on your side other than to laugh at Ralph. You are a 2/10 at best on a good day and we all saw the shit stain on your fat ass while you got gunted ... willingly. There is no redemption arc for slampigs. Just rehab and maybe a 1 bedroom apartment with cats.

 

[Matcha Brain Gang]

Seeing the three-some texts and the way he went about it just proves PPP was exactly right, Ralph just wants to be like daddy Dax in every way possible.

 

[PhoBingas]

Anyone restreaming tonight?

More than likely, unless gunty's threat for a "wellness check" gets me Ian Miles Chong'd

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Anyone restreaming tonight?

Anyone's that's moved out of their parents house (so not a middle-aged, balding, obese, alcoholic midget like Ralph) knows that roommates are EXTREMELY hit and miss, and most of the time it's a miss. Ralph decided on a whim to move someone he really just met in with his baby and girlfriend. The sheer delusion, immaturity and ignorance that Ralph routinely displays is breathtaking.
I mean knocking up a teenager already showed that but think about bringing a stranger in live with your baby. One who's probably a pedophile and trooning out... lmao Ethan is fucked up.

I hate to pile on with the paranoia, but does anyone else get the vibe of someone awkwardly reciting inaudible portions of a conversation so that their wire can pick it up from this post?

I am sorry sir, I do not know what you mean by "restreaming" or "trooning." We take copyright law and transgender rights very seriously here.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

More than likely, unless gunty's threat for a "wellness check" gets me Ian Miles Chong'd

what's the worse that the Canadian Mounties can do?

 

[Love Machine]

what's the worse that the Canadian Mounties can do?

Mount you.