🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Vetti]

I think he's going to jail for asset fraud, if there is such a thing in the state of Virginia. He's trying to inject that 'nest egg' of his into real estate.

Fake estate's more fawkin' like it

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

This thread has devolved into GamerGate 2. It has it all: degenracy, spergs, cloutchasers and pointless infighting. The only one laughing now is Ralph.

Don’t forget why we’re all here. It’s to catalogue and find amusement in Ethan Ralph’s sad pathetic life.

This thread needs more communism, we must all unionize under the banner of Gunt watching.

ban the brown lesbians from Australia instead, they already get all the support and inclusion they need elsewhere.

We must remind them of C Day (Cronulla beach)

 

[Null]

I said a while back we'd not have a board for Ralph but I'm convinced at this point he's going to continually fuck things up for himself and never stop doing so until he is literally dead. He has dedicated himself to being a career lolcow and it may be time to just accommodate the future.

Also, I feel like we need new mods who only care about this thread and who can help sniff out retard shit and keep things on topic.

Also also, I want a new thread on the demon baby within hours of it being born.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

I said a while back we'd not have a board for Ralph but I'm convinced at this point he's going to continually fuck things up for himself and never stop doing so until he is literally dead. He has dedicated himself to being a career lolcow and it may be time to just accommodate the future.

Also, I feel like we need new mods who only care about this thread and who can help sniff out retard shit and keep things on topic.

Also also, I want a new thread on the demon baby within hours of it being born.

#SamforJannie2020

 

[ElAbominacion]

Also also, I want a new thread on the demon baby within hours of it being born.

Rosemary's Baby vibes or Omen vibes? Your pick.

The Child of the Corn.

I vote Pho and @Sam Losco for jannies.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I said a while back we'd not have a board for Ralph but I'm convinced at this point he's going to continually fuck things up for himself and never stop doing so until he is literally dead. He has dedicated himself to being a career lolcow and it may be time to just accommodate the future.

Also, I feel like we need new mods who only care about this thread and who can help sniff out retard shit and keep things on topic.

Also also, I want a new thread on the demon baby within hours of it being born.

New thread and new mods on a site you're going to pull the plug on? Smart.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I said a while back we'd not have a board for Ralph but I'm convinced at this point he's going to continually fuck things up for himself and never stop doing so until he is literally dead. He has dedicated himself to being a career lolcow and it may be time to just accommodate the future.

Also, I feel like we need new mods who only care about this thread and who can help sniff out retard shit and keep things on topic.

Also also, I want a new thread on the demon baby within hours of it being born.

The only solution to this is for Elric and KeeKee to work together in order to convince Null to make an Ethan Ralph subforum.

I, for one, would like to congratulate Elric (rest in power) and @KeeKee for coming together in these trying times to convince our glorious leader to listen to their request. I knew you two would be able to hash out your differences and make real change happen. #BetterTogether

 

[MeltyTW]

Also also, I want a new thread on the demon baby within hours of it being born.

with the "he told me to abort it" message being plastered like "youre gonna carry that gunt" is itt?

 

[Null]

New thread and new mods on a site you're going to pull the plug on? Smart.

Status quo until 230 is repealed. Not going to live in fear of something bad happened. If that was my outlook the site would already be down.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Honestly this is still more civil than the Yaniv thread was before he got his own board, even though that thread had less random autismos come out of nowhere to shit up the thread.

Also wouldn't it be a victory for him to get his own board? He seems to have that white trash teenager "haters make me famous" mentality.

 

[Homer Simpson]

what's the worse that the Canadian Mounties can do?

Take you to the city limits and leave you to walk back into town. It's what they used to do to the abos. Probably because they can't actually arrest or charge them.

 

[MeltyTW]

Also wouldn't it be a victory for him to get his own board? He seems to have that white trash teenager "haters make me famous" mentality.

if he really believed that he wouldnt be begging null to delete this thread

 

[Cow Poly]

I do recall this idea being shut down during the simpspiracy... Also I thought the harvest would culminate on 8/11 with the introduction of a new board... and I was wrong.

That being said...

 

[David Spadem]

Also, I feel like we need new mods who only care about this thread and who can help sniff out retard shit and keep things on topic.

Well, Sam is someone I'd recommend for Mod. Whether he wants it though is another thing entirely.

 

[Vetti]

Honestly this is still more civil than the Yaniv thread was before he got his own board, even though that thread had less random autismos come out of nowhere to shit up the thread.

The sheer size of this thread is starting to make a full board seem warranted. Having something like "general Ralph updates" in their own thread would be a good way to keep shit from getting buried by say, the autism we displayed today about Mr Vickers credibility.

 

[EL NEGRO]

Where's JMK

This thread has devolved into GamerGate 2. It has it all: degenracy, spergs, cloutchasers and pointless infighting. The only one laughing now is Ralph.

Don’t forget why we’re all here. It’s to catalogue and find amusement in Ethan Ralph’s sad pathetic life.

I see what Godwinson did, changing sides, as a shot of steroids.

Ethan is going to go down to Tampa with the feeling of the world no longer on his shoulders. He'll have a pep in his step, a glint in his eye, AND HE WILL DRINK.


Ethan could read this and nothing will change and that's because everything that Ethan does is part of his nature. Ethan can't change, so let me leave you fine folks with this. Doesn't matter who leaves the forum, who donates, Ethan will always be Ethan.

I'M FEELING SO GOOD MYSELF I THINK I'LL HAVE ME SOME ARBY'S

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

It'd be good just to ghetto us away at least like you did with weebs. I feel sorry for the future mods of it though

 

[Haru Okumura]

There should definitely be a dedicated Tampa Road Rage thread, at the very least. An IRL crossover of about 10 cows will be ridiculously hard to manage if it's spread across the threads for Ethan, Dax, Digibro(?), Mersh, Baked, the IP2 community, etc.

It should probably be in this board, too, since if it's in Community Watch or Happenings or wherever else, regular users of the most relevant cow threads (which are almost all in this board) will be less likely to see it, even if it's linked on the front page.

 

[A Logging Company]

Part of me hopes the leaks turn out to be fake so everyone taking them at face value learns an important lesson and a few individuals in particular end up with egg on their face.

Yes, putting the thought and image of yourself choking your now ex-pregnant gf while high pressuring her into a sexual and relationship situation she is not comfortable with in the minds of others is owning the alogs ebin style.

Here is a protip for life: the human mind on a subconscious level has a hard time distinguishing reality for what is fake or imagined. This is how people can cry over flicking pictures on a screen, even if they consciously know its just professional actors playing pretend to a camera on a Hollywood set over a year ago. In the same way, merely imagining Ralph choking out May or Faith makes your subconscious believe he actually did. Can you just imagine Ralph, reaching up at May and Faith's neck, with his bloated sausage fingers, grabbing them and choking them, his face bright red and oilly, hollering at the top of his lungs about lemons, as the other girl just watches in horror, only to burst out in tears?

"YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU GOD DAMN WORTHLESS SLUT"
"Stoppp! Stooppp! You're gonna kill her, you're gonna kill my baby!"

Yeah I bet you can just see and hear it. I can almost feel Ralph's disgusting spit droplets hitting me as he shouts at the top of his lungs.

His only saving grace is most people view him as a dirtbag, so the emotional impact doesn't damage is public image any more than it already has been.

 

[DiceLord]

This thread has devolved into GamerGate 2. It has it all: degenracy, spergs, cloutchasers and pointless infighting. The only one laughing now is Ralph.

Sargon was wrong. It was never Trump that would reignite GG. It was Ralph all along.