Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

Kevin gives advice to the undecided:
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Ffs I’m MOTI at Kevin blatantly lying to this poor man.
“most most surgeons will say you have to do it 【dilate】for the rest of your life .... but I know people who say you only got to do it for a year”

ffs Kevin, ALL surgeons will tell you that you HAVE to dilate year round for the rest of your life, you have even said that recently. Just because you don't want to dilate doesn’t mean it’s an optional step.
Well he does say;
“it depends how you want to use your new vag”

yer, it depends if you want an open flesh wound or a closed one.


also about the strap on. this ent the first time Kevin has talked about using a strap on. The logic Kevin has shouldn’t be scientifically possible, I swear if you took a random 100 people from around the globe, regardless of their age & ethnicity, fucking every single one would say a man chopping off his dick just to use a plastic one by choice is the dumbest shit ever.
 
Ffs I’m MOTI at Kevin blatantly lying to this poor man.
“most most surgeons will say you have to do it 【dilate】for the rest of your life .... but I know people who say you only got to do it for a year”

ffs Kevin, ALL surgeons will tell you that you HAVE to dilate year round for the rest of your life, you have even said that recently. Just because you don't want to dilate doesn’t mean it’s an optional step.
Well he does say;
“it depends how you want to use your new vag”

yer, it depends if you want an open flesh wound or a closed one.


also about the strap on. this ent the first time Kevin has talked about using a strap on. The logic Kevin has shouldn’t be scientifically possible, I swear if you took a random 100 people from around the globe, regardless of their age & ethnicity, fucking every single one would say a man chopping off his dick just to use a plastic one by choice is the dumbest shit ever.
I'm pissed at the blatant lies while Kevin's sitting there with a rotting flesh tube that hasn't "healed" (wounds can never truly heal, but you know) in an entire year, is rapidly losing depth, and can't even fit the dilators anymore, AND hurts. Fuck off you're a goddamn plague, not locusts but leprosy.
The strap on shit is hilarious. Got some buyer's remorse? I've heard dudes with micropeens will sometimes use strap ons to satisfy their partners but the difference is they still have their dick intact. Ooh I bet that stings.
 
I would like to formally apologise to all members of this thread for encouraging @dollylama to keep talking and thus turning the thread into a trashfire. This was a mistake I will not make again.

Here are some new updates:

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Hailey looks more feminine covered in a half-assed otter fursona make-up look than I have ever seen him.

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Can't remember if this was posted before or not.

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Kevin has nearly 450 hours in Overwatch, wonder how many Penny and Bonnie have. Spoiler: none because they actually work for a living.

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He retweeted this and the irony is killing me. What the hell do troons do all day except the exact same thing, and they go a step further and try to destroy people's offline lives too. They are vicious, and there is no excuse.
 
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I would like to formally apologise to all members of this thread for encouraging @dollylama to keep talking and thus turning the thread into a trashfire. This was a mistake I will not make again.

Here are some new updates:

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Hailey looks more feminine covered in a half-assed otter fursona make-up look than I have ever seen him.

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Can't remember if this was posted before or not.

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Kevin has nearly 450 hours in Overwatch, wonder how many Penny and Bonnie have. Spoiler: none because they actually work for a living.

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He retweeted this and the irony is killing me. What the hell do troons do all day except the exact same thing, and they go a step further and try to destroy people's offline lives too. They are vicious, and there is no excuse.
So did Kevin just admit that he measures whether his HRT is working by how horny he is? What the actual fuck. Also, where can I find these anti-tranny hate groups? For uh... science, of course.
 
Remember that this is a man who took a rubber ring with him to sit on when they went on that road trip to sell their wool. He can barely walk, let alone do anything useful around the ranch. But since trannies want their fetishes to be part of our everyday lives, why don't we start by including sex-change surgery in school sex education lessons. Let kids learn the truth about depth dilating and post-op suicide rates. Include a few photos and line drawings taken from neo-vagina disasters. The ones with a random number of holes between belly-button and arse for a start. Show those frankenweenies that are apparently indistinguishable from the real thing and that video of the girl pumping hers up to half mast. Tell the story of the woman who doesn't notice when hers falls out of her partner's vagina while they're having sex. It's about time the troon kids moved away from the fairytale princess and knight in shining armour stuff that they are getting fed everywhere else.
You don't have to bring it up as SRS, even. This would fall under the same general heading of what options you have for disastercrotch.

Which falls under the general heading of 'body horror' that you can cover under the normal rubric of pelvic health. Those frankenweenies are also what your options are if you lose your dick to various things--might as well give guys the talk early on why they want to do things like be careful about crotch cancer and not attempt to fuck power tools. The best neovagina options actually are the ones developed for women who need a new one, or who Mother Nature forgot to install one on in the first place--some of whom end up finding this out because their first period sends them to the ER with an actual medical emergency. And then...well... As flexible as a real vagina is, it does have its limits. Some rape victims also end up with ripped-up holes... (Vag and/or ass, both can be damaged to the point there's no saving them; the cases I'm aware of, the cause is either a horrific gang rape or a pedo who...ah...sees size limits as a challenge.) Oh, and some intersex kids are born with a cloaca or even just an unfinished crotch seam.

This will also cut down on troon REEEing, because you're just covering the available options for reconstruction, both so they can make choices accordingly and have some awareness that...well...if you meet a woman who definitely isn't a transwoman but also has a neovag, you might want to not ask questions.

Plus if you're going to traumatize kids, why not do it with ensuring they've got proper information for making important health decisions? Especially since, well, there's reasons to actually want to get a good version of a phalloplasty or vaginoplasty developed.

Edit: All of this and I forgot, you'd also probably want to cover why it's obvious that Kev's the last person to ask for quality info about the amhole...and be concerned if the reason Kev is so chill about them is because his doctor didn't tell him these were signs to panic. (I got a decent amount of my info from medical lit, as troon REEEing means that is outside of the Farms the only place to go for good info that I can be reasonably sure is 'live' and not an archive. Some of the old-school trans sites make it clear they're probably all pretty pissed with the troons because they were trying to shed the trashfire stereotype, not live it.)
 
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He retweeted this and the irony is killing me. What the hell do troons do all day except the exact same thing, and they go a step further and try to destroy people's offline lives too. They are vicious, and there is no excuse.
Kev-Kev probably retweeted this because he's a coward and too scared to provoke the Twitter "TERFs". Also, why would the sweet innocent troons need to worry about mass-reporting from "TERFs" if they're doing nothing wrong? Is it because troons can't argue against opposing viewpoints without going into a rage and violating Twitter's TOS? Probably.
 
He sounds like a fucking alien studying human females
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1336518238532816896 (Archive)

I think it's already in play I think, didn't he say his wife had massive issues with his coming out? We will see.
According to his comic, his trooning out sent his pregnant wife to a psych unit for a few days of respite care. Fucking run Liz. His new comic can be like "Garfield Minus Garfield", he can call it "Real Life Minus Liz".
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God I love when a tranny says "I'm a woman because I (something misogynist or sexist)". No, you're what your autistic incel perception thinks women are (attention whores, sluts, thots, cumdumpsters). You are not a woman. You will never be a woman. You are a perverse grotesque mockery based on an outside looking in perspective, and that's why women detest you and can smell you coming from a mile away, because you ooze "danger" and "mega creep" from every pore (and your autist head calls it "passing"). At least TIFs come with the size and physical competence of a female so they're easier to put down.
 
He sounds like a fucking alien studying human females
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1336518238532816896 (Archive)


According to his comic, his trooning out sent his pregnant wife to a psych unit for a few days of respite care. Fucking run Liz. His new comic can be like "Garfield Minus Garfield", he can call it "Real Life Minus Liz".
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Take note ladies, though I'm sure most of you around here are aware... if you so much as tell a troon their hair looks nice, regardless of whether or not it's true(never true, lesbereal) they are deriving sexual arousal from that approval. Do your part, don't compliment freaks.

Someone should send that comic maker's wife that link to the widows of trannies websites. So many awful, horrible stories about the abuse these poor women are put through by their fetishist husbands.
 
God I love when a tranny says "I'm a woman because I (something misogynist or sexist)". No, you're what your autistic incel perception thinks women are (attention whores, sluts, thots, cumdumpsters). You are not a woman. You will never be a woman. You are a perverse grotesque mockery based on an outside looking in perspective, and that's why women detest you and can smell you coming from a mile away, because you ooze "danger" and "mega creep" from every pore (and your autist head calls it "passing"). At least TIFs come with the size and physical competence of a female so they're easier to put down.
This troonoid, who has willingly had his body mutilated beyond repair because of deep-seated mental illness, coming on the Farms and having a meltdown, telling us all that we are the maladaptive ones and then attempting to critique our childhoods is a late contender for funniest moment of 2020
 
I would like to formally apologise to all members of this thread for encouraging @dollylama to keep talking and thus turning the thread into a trashfire. This was a mistake I will not make again.

Here are some new updates:

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Hailey looks more feminine covered in a half-assed otter fursona make-up look than I have ever seen him.

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Can't remember if this was posted before or not.

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Kevin has nearly 450 hours in Overwatch, wonder how many Penny and Bonnie have. Spoiler: none because they actually work for a living.

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He retweeted this and the irony is killing me. What the hell do troons do all day except the exact same thing, and they go a step further and try to destroy people's offline lives too. They are vicious, and there is no excuse.
Whenever you see these words on your screen, remember that this butternut squash of a man is saying them. I present to you: Degeneracy in Six Movements.
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While I completely disavow and disagree with interacting with the cows through any medium or method, in a perfect world, there would be a Twitter bot that immediately replies with one of these template images with Kevin's text directly under his tweet.
 
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I find it baffling how open people like this are with their fetishes. Everyone's got 'em. Everyone's got some weird shit that turns them on. The difference is that the guy coming to fix your leaky pipe isn't going to just start telling you about how he likes to wear women's underwear while being called a "faggot" by a midget, because he knows that isn't something 99% of people want to hear.

I don't even think you can blame autism for this shit, because surely they should have learned by now that those aren't appropriate topics to publicly discuss.
 
This troonoid, who has willingly had his body mutilated beyond repair because of deep-seated mental illness, coming on the Farms and having a meltdown, telling us all that we are the maladaptive ones and then attempting to critique our childhoods is a late contender for funniest moment of 2020

On Kiwifarms, even the women are sex-starved school-shooting cis white male incels!

the onion's resident cartoonist Kelly just RT'd our lovely kevin. But it is very appropriate because he's promoting his new SICKOS shirt.

Screencaps/archive or it didn't happen.
 
This troonoid, who has willingly had his body mutilated beyond repair because of deep-seated mental illness, coming on the Farms and having a meltdown, telling us all that we are the maladaptive ones and then attempting to critique our childhoods is a late contender for funniest moment of 2020

Don't forget the IMAX theatre-level projection of "Can’t wait to see what mass atrocities you commit on the news since this place is finna get Trumped" bit.
 
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