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Chris Chan should move to this ranch when Barb croaks it, he'll fit right in.
Depends. Would the Tranch be willing to put up with another NEET who only draws the attention of people like us and Twitter "TERFs". Would they be willing with 2 economic parasites who aren't going to do shit to help and likely don't clean up after themselves?
 
Chris Chan should move to this ranch when Barb croaks it, he'll fit right in.
I've thought about this before and I think it'd be the cow crossover of the decade.
Actually, here I don't think he's referring to his toy collecting, but his "inanimate/toy TF fetish." So yet another children's thing he associates with sex, and more fetishes to add to the already extensive list.

I don't know wtf "TF" means, but I'm sure it's gross.
TF means "transformation." Kev jerks his am-clit to the idea of Yogi Bear becoming a Funko Pop.
 
This is always the stumper that never gets an answer when I talk to troon sympathizers. And they are generally women, which makes the inability to answer that much more poignant:

"So they feel like they're really and truly women. So, what does it 'feel like' to be a woman, and how would they know what that 'feels like?'"


Transformation.
And why does their "knowledge" of being a woman almost always begin with something an incel would detest women for? And why do they autistically miss the point on why it outs them/sets off other people's creep-sensor?
 
Why is everything always "euphoria" or "dysphoria"? Why can't they ever just say something "felt good" or "felt bad"? I feel like the word "euphoria" should be reserved for some life altering wave of bliss, not some random woman saying "I like your purse" (and probably lying to be polite)
They don't know what either is like, they're appropriating from people who have...well...actual experience and are capable of recognizing emotions. Euphoria can be milder than life-altering (but yeah it's more than 'my feefees are up!') and dysphoria is...well...shrink jargon for the blues, on its own. Body dysphoria is something you might get flashes of after a dream where dream-you had a different body--and your brain is playing catch-up. (At its root, all dysmorphias are the distress caused by the brain having an 'off' picture of what you should look like and confronting reality. It ignoring reality and forcibly substituting its own is probably a driving force behind the cows over in the Deathfats area. Also how you get things like alien limb syndrome.)

But troons seem to have about as much inner life as a black hole. Really don't know what anybody was expecting. Blame Freudian/pop psychology and the utterly fucking insane idea that we should 'let it all hang out' and that it's bad to think that maybe you don't want to do that and shouldn't be just doing whatever you want like some overgrown toddler with severe affluenza. One of the ways we get actual toddlers to quit doing that is by teaching them that...well...no means no. Seriously, a lot of problems can be avoided just by getting kids used to the idea that no means no & doing it while they're still young.

It's still funny to watch Kev chimp out when told no, and it's really too late for him to manage that lesson.

And why does their "knowledge" of being a woman almost always begin with something an incel would detest women for? And why do they autistically miss the point on why it outs them/sets off other people's creep-sensor?
It's also generally how you can sort out the troons from the transwomen. One of them actually is making an effort to, well, be real instead of a cartoon.

But the thing I've noticed about women who are troon sympathizers--and who do put up with troonacy--is that they also put up with women who are aware that society does let women get away with shit men can't &abuse that license. The thing is, though, that root cause of that is something that feminists should not be okay with: society does not see women as moral actors but objects, meaning women are at best being infantilized. (The thing incels get wrong is that women are all aware and love this. I'm pretty sure many women would rather be just as responsible for their shit as men.)

So here's a question to ponder: How much might this be a factor in AGP's fantasies? I mean, I've seen some bad analysis of the BDSM scene in here...but I think that analysis is accurate when it comes to Kev and his type of sub not wanting to have to be responsible for anything. So, with how society can be really shitty about accepting that women are responsible for things, especially whatever fucked-up shit they got up to...
 
Chris Chan should move to this ranch when Barb croaks it, he'll fit right in.
Could you imagine the fallout if that happened? They obviously wouldn't want him at tranranch, so they'd have to justify turning down an autistic fellow transsister in need while still offering the ranch as a safehaven for exactly the type of person chris is.
 
Why do troons hate dilating but fantasize about replacing dilating with being hammerfucked? If dilating is painful they realize that having a monster cock pounding their pencil neovaginas would be agonizing? Make it make sense
Because they all have damaged coombrains. All you hear from these demented retards is "sex, sex, sex". I mean, I'm a dude, I also often think about sex, but these freaks have built their lives around their festering axe-wounds so it's all they can talk about and cesspits like Twitter mean they can broadcast their deranged, perverted thoughts as soon as they enter their tiny minds.
 
Why do troons hate dilating but fantasize about replacing dilating with being hammerfucked? If dilating is painful they realize that having a monster cock pounding their pencil neovaginas would be agonizing? Make it make sense
They're play-acting the part of the "bimbo." They get an emotional high out of acting out the fetish online and talking about how badly they want to be jackhammered by a magnum dong. But never in a million years would they actually do that in real life, because like you say, it would rip them apart.
 
Why do troons hate dilating but fantasize about replacing dilating with being hammerfucked? If dilating is painful they realize that having a monster cock pounding their pencil neovaginas would be agonizing? Make it make sense
'Monster' is a matter of perspective. He thinks wedge is huge.
 
Chris Chan should move to this ranch when Barb croaks it, he'll fit right in.
In a perfect nightmare, maybe. I have to wonder what Kevin's perception of Chris Chan is, but if I could hazard a guess, I'd say Chris Chan being trans and tricked due to gullibility absolves him of every single iota of guilt for the markedly bad things he's done.

Why do troons hate dilating but fantasize about replacing dilating with being hammerfucked? If dilating is painful they realize that having a monster cock pounding their pencil neovaginas would be agonizing? Make it make sense
I think of John Gacy or Ted Bundy, I forget who made this excuse, when they said they became so pornsick they needed more niche and outlandish porn to get their jollies. For people like Kevin, dilation has become so routine and a hassle due to their constant need to do so, and thus it is only seen as mundane or negative, observable when Kevin started out being excited about dilation compared to now where he sees it as a misery. Conversely, MtFs are so undersexed, they'll see a numb and unpleasant visit by a cheese wedge as a pleasurable experience rather than the sad reminder of their self-mutilation that it is. If you spent a year eating nothing but gruel, you'd see somebody dropping a stale french fry as a godsend.

As a side note, Kevin's porn sickness does parallel the excuse whatever serial killer that was gave, though, given Kevin's fetishes are so absurd and bizarre he might even cause a serial killer to take a step back.
 
Why do troons hate dilating but fantasize about replacing dilating with being hammerfucked? If dilating is painful they realize that having a monster cock pounding their pencil neovaginas would be agonizing? Make it make sense
Because of their delusions that their stinkditch is a real vagina and that sex will feel mind blowing.
 
"Litter of pups" jfc he's into bestiality now, a goddamn dog fucker, a true and honest white girl stereotype

We should preface this thread by saying he likes the idea of fucking dogs...

I think of John Gacy or Ted Bundy, I forget who made this excuse, when they said they became so pornsick they needed more niche and outlandish porn to get their jollies.

It was Ted Bundy and he was just trolling.
 
If Kevin reminds me of one serial killer it's Dennis Rader - fat, stupid and looks like this:

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Thankfully, Kevin is too lazy to become a serial killer/rapist and has chopped his dick off, so yeah.
 
Today they doubled their heard and are now at about 200 Alpaca, when last we saw their barn was already commercial farm levels of crowded.

So they're now at about 200 Alpaca, when I doubt the demand for their yarn is that much.
possibly a dozen chickens and ducks?
At least half a dozen dogs, cats, and goats.
Around 10 humans.

This is just an animal hoarding farm passed off as a trans haven lol.
 
Today they doubled their heard and are now at about 200 Alpaca, when last we saw their barn was already commercial farm levels of crowded.

So they're now at about 200 Alpaca, when I doubt the demand for their yarn is that much.
possibly a dozen chickens and ducks?
At least half a dozen dogs, cats, and goats.
Around 10 humans.

This is just an animal hoarding farm passed off as a trans haven lol.
Don't know about the demand for their yarn, but I doubt anybody there has enough brains to do a decent job of marketing it.

Actually, anybody know if they've got the basic sense to sell it online? Or is offering goods in exchange for money online apparently a bit too sophisticated a concept for their troon brains?

I think we need the link if they've got a storefront.

EDIT: Just double-checked, it's not in the OP. I refuse to touch their social media personally, I deal with enough biohazards at work. (And I salute the kiwis who are okay doing that.)
 
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