Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Rich Evans Apologist]

Just spotted this bizarre exchange between Lou and one of his suicidal followers
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I have no real idea of what he was trying to say here, this being Lou the accomplished writer and all, but it made me laugh that Lou almost sent this troon 41%ing with his shit writing ability.

lmfao if he changed "to" to "for" the entire meaning shifts to its proper one. MAESTRO OF THE WRITTEN WORD, INDEED!

I swear he probably gets an adrenaline rush literally any time someone interacts with his dumb ass on twitter

 

[Loona]

I have tried to do my part and start archiving more, but each and every single time I try there is an obstacle. So, I have gathered some screenshots for some afternoon tea and maybe a kiwi homie can kindly help out later.

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I guess the high from the Christmas tablet gift has worn off. Of course, we all know he bought it for himself...but what a way to show how grateful he is otherwise!

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That's not how that fucking works Lardo. Just because you spin an insult into a compliment just doesn't mean it's going to be universally accepted.

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Christ. If my grandchildren play anything as cringe as my little pony songs to honor my departure, you have my permission to give them a firm punch square in the jaw. No warning, just...WHAM.

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[Miss Misery]

Ok, so go with me on this journey. And please, correct me if I'm wrong, but Lou has in the past claimed he was shot in the leg, yeah?

So it it was a shotgun, with real bullets, whatever the fuck that means, his leg would probably be well and truly fucked. In fact he might not even have a leg anymore.

And we all know that his current trajectory is to having no leg as his foot eventually develops gangrene and spreads (assuming it hasn't already)

Ergo, my fellow Farmers, I posit that this is the start of Lou's "I have no leg, because my transphobic dad shot my leg off, gibs money plz" arc.

I just hope we can see it before Daddy Null is forced to pull the plug

Ehhh, if he was shot with anything less than a 9mm his leg would be fine. And honestly anything of a larger caliber, depending on the type of ammo (high velocity, wadcutter, etc), could have easily gone straight through his massive leg without hitting bone and thus caused him no long term issues.

 

[drain]

''I need some help, we are talking about around 75 dollars''
The way this motherfucker speaks as if he was in a life-death situation or at least in true danger makes me irrationally angry.

''So here's the thing guys. I need help, and we are talking about 75 dollars. Please? Here it is, the thing. We are talking about money. Help, please? I really need help, so here it is what you can do to help me, we are talking about cash, money, dollars. Pretty please?''

Ugh.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

Ehhh, if he was shot with anything less than a 9mm his leg would be fine. And honestly anything of a larger caliber, depending on the type of ammo (high velocity, wadcutter, etc), could have easily gone straight through his massive leg without hitting bone and thus caused him no long term issues.

Good to know. I'll admit I'm not particularly knowledgeable about guns, so I was engaging in Hollywood levels of hopeful thinking in the effect it would have.

I still feel Lou might try that arc someday though.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

How lucky that he was specifically ordered NOT to spend it on nephewfood:

https://mobile.twitter.com/acekatt/status/1336473290349613059

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[Miss Misery]

Good to know. I'll admit I'm not particularly knowledgeable about guns, so I was engaging in Hollywood levels of hopeful thinking in the effect it would have.

I still feel Lou might try that arc someday though.

That's okay, I left out the shotgun part of his claims. I was thinking handgun...

Damage with a shotgun depends on the size of shot in the shell and the distance away from the target. Close up is usually bad. Then there's the size of shot in the shell - birdshot is small so he'd likely be okay, buckshot would have turned his leg into hamburger. Again, this usually depends on the distance, because shot spreads as it travels away from the barrel.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

How lucky that he was specifically ordered NOT to spend it on nephewfood:

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Increasingly, anytime this tard says "friends," I find myself thinking that's his code for making an excuse with the tugboat. Seems like the only people retarded enough to still give him money are anonymous randos that he gets with leeching off of the trans crowdfund tag, which he doesn't seem to call "friends". He also rarely seems to explain what he's doing with the money received from randoms, whereas whenever there's a conspicuous purchase that seems incredibly unnecessary (and wholly fucking inappropriate for someone supposedly on the verge of starvation), there's a veritable mousetrap game of nonsensical logic explaining it.

 

[In the Sick of It]

How lucky that he was specifically ordered NOT to spend it on nephewfood:

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I think this is the first time Lou has tried to correct his shit writing. He loves to let us know he reads this thread

 

[Next Task]

Increasingly, anytime this tard says "friends," I find myself thinking that's his code for making an excuse with the tugboat. Seems like the only people retarded enough to still give him money are anonymous randos that he gets with leeching off of the trans crowdfund tag, which he doesn't seem to call "friends". He also rarely seems to explain what he's doing with the money received from randoms, whereas whenever there's a conspicuous purchase that seems incredibly unnecessary (and wholly fucking inappropriate for someone supposedly on the verge of starvation), there's a veritable mousetrap game of nonsensical logic explaining it.

Oh, clearly. I don't think he ever thanks anyone unless he has to, such as them drawing attention to the fact that they donated. So whenever he thanks 'friends' it's to cover up that he's just bought himself something with money he claims not to have, but he has to brag about it.

Just as I'm convinced he only amps up the desperate begging when he wants something he can't afford just yet and his shopping addiction demands he have it nownownow, I'm also certain he doesn't get much from his constant begging - maybe $20 here, $5 there, nowhere near what he's ever asking for. But it's free money, he has no shame, and he uses it to cover how much shit he buys for himself, so he doesn't care how pathetic he looks because it's all supplementary income.

Lou doesn't need to buy anything. He never has. It's all wants. So even when he thinks he's being clever and honest by saying 'needs, and then sometimes wants', he's still lying, because there's never been a need his whole life.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

I'd love to be able to look back in time at whatever incidents inspired his rape and shooting claims. A dramatic suicide baiting trans man I sometimes glance at on fb similarly has 'scars' from domestic abuse that she 'keeps covered because they're so embarrassing'. I am fairly certain she was in fact on the receiving end of some violence but she is massively blowing up what happened. One, there's no scar. She's shown pics, there's nothing there. Two, she's shown the object that she claims she was hit on the skull so hard by that it bent metal by like 45 degrees. Just... No. She's still alive with zero scars and no recovery time from this. But- something definitely did happen that her ridiculous claims stem from.

Given how consistent Lou is about the existence of the rape and the shooting, my guess is both have an inspiring event that in no way resembles what he claims. I'd love to know what they are.

Ehhh, if he was shot with anything less than a 9mm his leg would be fine. And honestly anything of a larger caliber, depending on the type of ammo (high velocity, wadcutter, etc), could have easily gone straight through his massive leg without hitting bone and thus caused him no long term issues.

There’s also a very real possibility that he was out recreational shooting with his dad or something and a single piece of shot managed to ricochet and hit him in the leg and cause that tiny little discoloration he claims is a mortal bullet wound he barely survived, or maybe he was sitting next to a gun as it fired and the spent cartridge landed on his leg and burned him while it was still hot, leaving a little scar. Since Lou has no idea how shotguns work apparently it might have been a rifle of some kind and he just thought it was a shotgun because guns are shot.

 

[Dusk]

He's just trying to reconnect with his Irish roots. Don't give him such a hard time over it, sweaty.
What are you saying, is it used in a different context? Don't tell a brave Irish woman how to use it, she probably knows better.
Cunt. /sneed

I've been told Aussies generally use "cunt" to refer to anyone, and shit's about to get real when they switch to "mate", but that's just the "old" Anglo-sphere. It's obviously a targeted slur everywhere else, and Lardass knows it. He just doesn't care, and doesn't care enough to make up a convincing lie either. "Well I'd be proud to be called a cunt, so it's actually a compliment" fuck off. At least we're going to get another hilarious manic peak followed by a DFE in a day or two.

I should've checked my privilege, because he was just punching up, because Dana Loesch is a cisnormative shitlord oppressing him, a beautiful real womyn, with her transphobic vagina oppressing his beautiful womanly ladydick.

Also, Dana Loesch is a piece of shit person but Lou's tard rage misogyny followed by his weird pivot to hide behind the fig leaf of "i'm woman too tee hee" is pure comedy.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

How lucky that he was specifically ordered NOT to spend it on nephewfood:

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"Spiral"? How did he nail "reignited" but biff so hard on "Spyro"? Autocorrect?

Also this shit is $30 you dummy:

 

[The Dude]

He may be referring to birdshot if he's honest about being shot, which he isn't. That would lead to major injury unless it was at an extreme distance, but all he has to show is a pathetic bruise, and gunshots don't just "bruise." If he was shot be a slug or an actual shell, and if he were shot intentionally, he wouldn't have a foot to complain about.

Shotgun shells are shells regardless of whether they're loaded with birdshot, buckshot, or slugs. Being loaded with smaller shot like birdshot or BB for skeet doesn't make them any less a "shell". Rifles and handguns use cartridges.

I saw a video recently that made me think of Lou...it was a child from a family that was financially struggling & he was given the choice of getting what he wanted for Christmas (a big ticket item, as they say, I think this was like a Nintendo switch) or getting what his little brother wanted (another expensive item). They did this with like three kids, all under the age of 12.

Every single kid choose the item for their sibling.

When you're poor, you know what it's like to want and to go without. And you want your family members to not have to. When given a choice, these literal children choose to give rather than receive.

In the end, the children got to keep both items.

When you're truly financial struggling, you appreciate anything given to you, you don't complain about quality or it not being exactly right or top of the line.

Another example I can think of is I had insomnia last night, so I ended up watch this show called Nightwatch, about paramedics, EMTs & police in Tampa. These officers pulled a man over for riding his bike in the very early morning hours without bike lights. The man explained that he was coming home from work & couldn't afford bike lights. They let him go, but returned the next night to his address with bike lights and even put them on for him. The man so was grateful.

Gratitude is not constantly begging with no actual aim of getting on your feet, it's not a 'career'. It's not faux thanks or sincerity, only to try to guilt trip & suicide bait when you don't get what you want.

I have received some pretty awesome Christmas gifts in the past, but the best Christmases that I've had were the ones where I had the money to splurge on all my loved ones, even if I didn't get much in return. Louie is incapable of feeling the sheer joy and satisfaction of giving gifts to others because he's 100% self-centered. He only cares about himself. Look how he bitches and moans about always having to buy his own gifts. Someone who appreciates the joy of giving to others wouldn't say things like that.

Ehhh, if he was shot with anything less than a 9mm his leg would be fine. And honestly anything of a larger caliber, depending on the type of ammo (high velocity, wadcutter, etc), could have easily gone straight through his massive leg without hitting bone and thus caused him no long term issues.

Even a .22lr can be lethal or do a lot of soft tissue damage, to the point where it can cripple someone's arm or leg without having to hit bone. And the fact that Louie has so much meat on him would put him at a higher risk of the bullet not passing straight through and exiting his body, thus getting lodged inside and causing infection.

That's okay, I left out the shotgun part of his claims. I was thinking handgun...

Damage with a shotgun depends on the size of shot in the shell and the distance away from the target. Close up is usually bad. Then there's the size of shot in the shell - birdshot is small so he'd likely be okay, buckshot would have turned his leg into hamburger. Again, this usually depends on the distance, because shot spreads as it travels away from the barrel.

Even smaller shot is lethal to a person at close range. Shotguns aren't magical room clearers with a wide spread at conversation distance like Hollywood and video games make them out to be. At 10-15ft birdshot is still traveling in a densely packed cluster maybe 3-4" wide. Something like that hitting you in the abdomen is going to cause a lot of damage and will likely kill you. Hitting an arm or leg would likely need amputation.

It's a moot point anyways, since Louie is full of bullshit and has never been shot. The little divot that he's tried to pass off as a "gunshot" in the past was just a dimple in his skin because he's fat.

 

[Lurk]

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Lou referring to his girldick is one of the most repugnant things I've ever read.

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He's definitely been reading Kevvie's tweets lately with this bullshit talk about 'spoons'

 

[Norman B. Normal]

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Lou referring to his girldick is one of the most repugnant things I've ever read.

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He's definitely been reading Kevvie's tweets lately with this bullshit talk about 'spoons'

Lou's multitude of totally Jewish relatives who definitely died in the Holocaust would be so proud to see how he thinks that a little kid being made to attend school is pretty much exactly what they went through.

 

[dunbrine47]

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Leave it to Grifter.

 

[drain]

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Lou referring to his girldick is one of the most repugnant things I've ever read.

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He's definitely been reading Kevvie's tweets lately with this bullshit talk about 'spoons'

'Why does my body hate me??'' Well Louis, first of all, YOU hate your body, not the other way around. You're obese, filthy, and inactive. Don't you think that after 37 years of treating your body like trash, it would backfire? And this is just the beginning, my dude. You'll pay all those years of being a lazy ass with your health before you even hit 50.

Also, it legitimately sounds like the nephew is a certified tard. Poor kid.

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol @ the deep disappointment he could only eat 1-1/2 of the tacos his dead mother made.

 

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I'm happy Louis's $600 venture into digital art has produced exactly two images.